CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: Chopper (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker was on the CBS Late Movie on November 9, 1979, August 21, 1981, and December 11, 1987.

Directed by Bruce Kessler and written by Steve Fisher and David Chase, “Chopper” is the kind of Kolchak episode that I love, one where The Bishops biker gang member Harold “The Swordsman” Baker, was decapitated by a rival gang, The Jokers, who were dumb enough to ride around with his head until “The Swordsman’s” ghost came to chop his head off. The gang finally stopped him by putting his head inside his coffin, and everything was normal until a construction project somehow got his head separated from his body.

The old Jokers like Henry “Studs” Spake (Art Metrano) have to look over their shoulders before they lose their heads. Kolchak has to discover the truth, deal with another lousy cop (Captain Jonas, played by Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*) and get out with his head on his shoulders.

Speaking of shoulders, the headless motorcycle rider has shoulders that are a foot above normal. How else would you affect this budget?

Sharon Farrell, who would later be Lone Wolf McQuade‘s wife, as well as Lenore in It’s Alive, Mrs. Mancini in Can’t Buy Me Love and Regina and Samantha’s stepmother in Night of the Comet, is in this episode as is Jim Backus in a cameo as a motorcycle dealer.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: The Trevi Collection (1975)

Directed by Don Weis (Beyond Westworld, The Munster’s Revenge) and one of several episodes written by Rudolph Borchert, “The Trevi Collection” has Carl Kolchak find out that fashion model Madeline Parker (Lara Parker, Angelique from Dark Shadows) is an actual witch. On the excellent blog It Couldn’t Happen Here, she told writer Mark Dawidziak that star Darren McGavin gave her some advice: “Nobody really understands the style of this thing. It has to be played seriously, and then the horror will come out naturally.”

She’d already been doing that for years in Collinsport.

She told The Night Stalker Companion, “He kept trying to tell me how to play a witch. It was a fun part, but, to be honest, it wasn’t the most fun acting experience I ever had.”

This episode was made when they were halfway through the season, and one assumes nerves were already shot, what with the long hours and low budgets. At least this episode has a fluffy white cat maul and a model named Ariel (Diane Quick). Another, Melody Sedgwick (Beverly Gill), is killed by a shower that gets way too hot.

The one interesting part is that Carl goes from Madeline helping him to her being the villain. This is a different approach to the show’s formula, and while it’s not an episode I enjoy as much as some of the others, I’ll take any Kolchak over most shows.

Sources

It Couldn’t Happen Here…: Mark Dawidziak on The Trevi Collection. https://akolchakaday.blogspot.com/2012/01/mark-dawidziak-on-trevi-collection.html

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: The Youth Killer (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker was on the CBS Late Movie on November 2, 1979; September 4, 1981 and December 4, 1987.

Directed by Don McDougall (Spider-Man: The Dragon’s ChallengeFarewell to the Planet of the ApesForgotten City of the Planet of the Apes) and written by Rudolph Borchert, this time Carl Kolchak discovers that young men are all dying of old age.

Sadly the last episode with Gordon “Gordy the Ghoul” Spangler (John Fiedler) and nemesis Ron Updike (Jack Grinnage) — the show was already canceled — “The Youth Killer” has great casting for its femme fatale. Cathy Lee Crosby is Helen Surtees, a woman using Max Match, the computer dating company she owns, to find men and then sacrificing them to Hecate so that she can remain eternally gorgeous and young. One of those men is Reb Brown, who just a few years later would play Captain America, a fun bit of trivia as Crosby had played Wonder Woman in a TV movie just a year before.

The authority figures in the way of our reporter hero are Sergeant Orkin — that’s Dwayne Hickman, the grown-up Dobey Gillis — and a cop named Kaz, who is played by someone named Demosthenes. That’s the middle name of George Savalas, Telly’s brother.

Carl, as always, goes up against the supernatural menace all by himself and barely survives, leaving behind a statue of Helen and no way to prove any of it. Sadly, this would be the next to last episode.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: Primal Scream (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker was on the CBS Late Movie on September 28, 1979, November 13, 1987 and March 25, 1988.

Experimental biologist Jules Copenik is killed by something so savage that it rips his arm out of the socket. As he worked for the Oceanic International Oil Corporation, that’s big news and draws in Carl Kolchak. This time, he’s fighting with authority again — Captain Maurice Molnar (John Marley) — but that doesn’t stop Carl from meeting PR hack Thomas J. Kitzmiller (Pat Harrington Jr.) and learning more about the research that Copenik was involved with.

Copenik and his co-worker, Doctor Helen Lynch (Katherine Woodville), have been studying Arctic samples that have trapped and preserved single-cell life forms. Carl asks to speak to her, but he is told she was in a car accident and couldn’t speak to anyone.

A photographer named Ron Gurney (Craig R. Baxley) is killed by an ape-like creature currently kept captive. Carl learns the news from his enemy, Ron Updyke (Jack Grinnage) and wonders if he’s part of the conspiracy that permanently destroys his stories. Then the monster escapes, and Carl gets a photo, just in time for Molnar to smash his camera. The ape-man also murders Jeannie Bell from The Muthers and TNT Jackson!

Carl turns to a high school biology teacher, Jack Burton (Jamie Farr), who claims he’s never seen a print like the one Kolchak has of the creature. That means Carl will have to find the beast deep below what was once Chicago Stadium.

One of the victims, William Pratt, is named after Boris Karloff. It’s Karloff’s real name. One wonders, between the DNA being brought back from the Arctic and a character named Jack Burton, if John Carpenter saw this episode.

Director Robert Scheerer also made Ants! while writer David Chase would go on to create the Sopranos, and Bill S. Ballinger wrote the “Firefall” episode of Kolchak and “The Ghost of Potter’s Field” for Ghost Story.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: Mr. R.I.N.G. (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker aired on the CBS Late Movie on July 13, 1979; July 31, 1981 and January 29, 1988.

“I don’t know when exactly I was in this office last. In some ways it seems like I never left. But, no, that’s not right. For at least a few days I was away, far away, in the hands of men with no faces and no names. They broke me down, broke my story down, telling me how it hadn’t happened the way I claimed. At least that’s what I think they did between injections. Memories fade fast enough without chemical help. But if I don’t tell this story now, I don’t think I ever will. Now… what was that date?”

That’s the words of Kolchak that start this episode, one that’s perhaps the closest to the show inspired by Kolchak: The Night StalkerThe X-Files.

Mr. R.I.N.G. (Craig R. Baxley) is a robot that we see kill one of his creators, leaving behind his widow (Julie Adams). The other person who made him, Dr. Leslie Dwyer (Corinne Camacho), has survived. She tells Carl that Mr. R.I.N.G. wants to be human — indeed, he makes his own face out of mortician’s wax — and yet he can’t stop wiping out human life, throwing around stuntmen as only a monster of the week on Kolchak can.

R.I.N.G. stands for Robomatic Internalized Nerve Ganglia, and the automaton doesn’t want to kill unless threatened. That said, it’s been threatened several times, and even when it wants to give up peacefully, that doesn’t happen. Man is more warlike than the machine it created to wage battles. The problem is that Dr. Dwyer has Mr. R.I.N.G.’s human characteristics and feelings, but studying the readings of St. Thomas Aquinas and Aristotle’s Ethics and finding out you’re a weapon can mess up any robot.

Do you know who made Mr. R.I.N.G.? The Tyrell Institute. One imagines that somewhere, Philip K. Dick is laughing. Well, halfway, as his book Do Androids Dream of Electronic Sheep? doesn’t mention Tyrell, but the movie made from the book, Blade Runner, does.

This episode was directed by Gene Levitt, the creator of Fantasy Island and the director of The Phantom of Hollywood. It was written by L. Ford Neale and John Huff, who also wrote The Hunter’s Moon together.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Sweet Hostage (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Sweet Hostage was on the CBS Late Movie on September 17, 1977 and May 15 and November 17, 1978.

Based on Welcome to Xanadu by Nathaniel Benchley, this was the ABC Friday Night Movie on October 10, 1975 and two years later, it became the CBS Late Movie. It was directed by former actor Lee Phillips and written by Edward Hume.

It’s a tale that’s both simple and controversial. Leonard Hatch (Martin Sheen) kidnaps Doris Withers (Linda Blair) from the farm that she works on for her family. Despite being a mental patient, he treats her better than her family ever did, teaching her and respecting her boundaries. However, this is also a story of a thirty-one-year-old man kidnapping a teenage girl and her developing Stockholm syndrome. It’s a stark reminder that 1975 was a different time. After all, Linda Blair was only 16 when this was made.

It was a big deal in Japan, where it played in theaters, and posters featured Blair in her nightgown. Although she didn’t want Sheen in the role and would have preferred her then-boyfriend Rick Springfield, she ended up “falling madly in love” with the twenty-one-years older Sheen, although they didn’t have a relationship.

As the story unfolds, these two characters find themselves in a surprising situation and fall in love. However, their budding romance is constantly interrupted by Doris’ parents and the police. The story concludes in a manner typical of a 1970s TV movie, leaving the audience with a sense of unexpectedness.

Junesploitation AND THE FILMS OF WILLIAM GIRDLER: Sheba, Baby (1975)

June 19: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Blaxploitation! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next.

Private detective Sheba Shayne (Pam Grier) has come back home to Louisville from the big city of Chicago and she’s fighting back against the criminals out to ruin her father’s insurance business. Teaming up with her father’s partner — and her former lover — Brick Williams (Austin Stoker), she does exactly what she set out to do, even if the local cops warn her off and the thugs blow up her car.

They can kill her dad, they can drag her in a speedboat but they can’t make her give in. This is the kind of movie where Pam Grier effortlessly chases bad guys on a jet ski and dispenses them with a spear gun. In short, everything you want, including Pam kicking at least one of the bad guys directly in the balls.

David Sheldon and William Girdler sold this movie to Samuel Arkoff by telling him they already had a script done. Well, they didn’t. A day later, after selling the movie, they did.

This was also the last movie that Girdler would make in Kentucky, now ready to move onward.

As much as I like Girdler’s films, Jack Hill knew how to make Pam Grier movies. The Big Doll HouseThe Big Bird CageCoffy and Foxy Brown really are a high bar to achieve, if you think about it.

Ondata di piacere (1975)

If you’re planning a sleazy triple feature of giallo yacht-based films, go with InterrabangTop Sensation and this movie. Take liberal showers before, during and after all three movies and when your significant other walks in on these, you can blame me.

Waves of Lust has Ruggero Deodato at the wheel and he’s working from a script by Franco Bottari (Colt 38 Special Squad) and Fabio Pittorru (The Night Evelyn Came Out of Her Grave) from a story by Gianlorenzo Battaglia and Lamberto Bava.

We meet young and in love couple Irem (Al Cliver, Endgame) and Barbara (Silvia Dionisio, Murder Obsession) in the middle of their vacation in Sicily. An older and not-so-in-love couple named Giorgio (John Steiner, Shock) and Silvia (Elizabeth Turner, Beyond the Door) beckons them to join them on their yacht and that’s when things get cooking.

Somehow, this movie becomes an anti-capitalist one, as Giorgio is an industrialist who owns nearly everything, including his wife, and lords it over anyone he can. That said, in no way will the message get in the way of what this movie is really about, and that’s making a giallo that’s more on the erotic side than the thriller part of the erotic thriller. Both Irem and Barbara end up with Silvia and hardly anyone stays clothed for this movie’s running time.

John Steiner, who usually overacts in nearly everything, has found a role in this that’s perfect for him. He’s out of control and a lunatic and given to pouring J&B in women’s belly buttons instead of shot glasses. One night it all goes too far and he repeatedly stabs his wife with a trident — yes, really — and throws her overboard. Our young and free working class kids respond to this by getting him drunk and convincing him that Silvia in a wig is his dead wife back from her watery grave. They dress him up in a SCUBA suit and toss his ass overboard and finally enjoy the fruits of labor. This would only be a bigger proletariat victory if they burned the yacht down and walked away from the harbor in slow motion smoking cigarettes.

There’s also a strange skeletal drawing above Giorgio and Silvia’s bed that keeps changing as the movie twists and turns. It’s not so much giallo as, well, what else would you call it? Sex and murder on a boat? Let’s just be find with the giallo title and enjoy this movie for what it is. Deodato has some nice diving footage and shows he’s as adept at filming gorgeous women as he is people being eaten and turtles being killed (yes, this is a Deodato movie, so an eel is violently killed for real, fair warning).

VIDEO ARCHIVES WEEK: Rollerball (1975)

VIDEO ARCHIVES NOTES: This movie was discussed on the May 30, 2023 episode of the Video Archives podcast and can be found on their site here.

The game of Rollerball was so realistic that the cast, extras and stunt personnel played it between takes on the set. On ABC’s Wide World of Sports, director Norman Jewison and star James Caan even explained the game to Howard Cossell. Audiences loved the game so much that Jewison was contacted by promoters for the rights to the game; he was enraged because the whole point of this movie is to show the “sickness and insanity of contact sports.”

In 2018, the world is pretty much as horrible as it is today in 2023, but at least they have Rollerball. The biggest star of the sport, Houston captain Jonathan E. (Caan) is made an offer by team sponsor and Energy Corporation boss Mr. Bartholomew (John Houseman). He can retire and live in luxury if he does it now — this is exactly what so many steel mill workers were going through in 1975 — but Jonathan refuses and demands to see his ex-wife Ella (Maud Adams), who was taken away from him and given to one of Bartholomew’s executives.

In this horrible future that we live in today, there are only six companies — Energy, Food, Transport, Communications, Housing and Luxury — that each control part of the world. This feels so familiar that what was once horrifying in 1975 seems like something I shrug about and think, “Well, yeah.”

To force him out, the league makes Rollerball more and more violent, killing many of the players as a result and putting Jonathan’s best friend Moonpie (John Beck) in a coma. Meanwhile, the aging star wonders why all the books are owned by corporations. In fact, all human knowledge is now corrupted. Ralph Richardson shows up in these scenes as The Librarian.

The Executive Committee decides that the next game will be played with no penalties, no substitutions and no time limit. They hope that Jonathan will be killed during the game, as his popularity and longevity as a player threaten their agenda, which is to show the world that there is no place for being an individual. They even send Ella to tell him that the game will be to the death and he erases the last movie he had of them, realizing that no one is on his side.

In the final match against New York, everyone on the Houston team is killed or crippled. Only Jonathan is left, battling a skater and a biker from New York. He kills the biker right in front of Mr. Bartholomew and takes the ball. He knocks the biker off his machine and decides to smash his face in. At the last minute, he refuses to kill the man, gets to his feet and scores the only point in the game. As he takes a victory lap, the crowd cheers his name, a lot like the end of Kansas City Bomber.

Jewison had an interesting career that contains everything from the 1962 The Judy Garland Special to In the Heat of the NightThe Thomas Crown AffairFiddler On the RoofJesus Christ SuperstarF.I.S.T.Moonstruck and so many more. The script for this movie was by William Harrison. He also wrote the story this is based on, “Roller Ball Murder,” which was first in Esquire.

Rollerball was one of the first movies to name its stunt people. One of them, Marc Rocco, would become “Rollerball” Rocco in pro wrestling and be one of Tiger Mask’s greatest foes. While there was never an actual Rollerball game, roller derby was adapted in the 90s to the point that RollerJam and Roller Games started to look more like this movie than what fans of the game in the 60s and 70s knew.

Also: I completely love that in this future, Pittsburgh has a team. Of course we do.

So many critics decried the violence in the film that it’s supposed to be against. When asked what the movie was about, Caan said, “It’s about ninety minutes.” It’s actually two hours and five minutes long.

VIDEO ARCHIVES WEEK: The Great Waldo Pepper (1975)

VIDEO ARCHIVES NOTES: This movie was discussed on the March 28, 2023 episode of the Video Archives podcast and can be found on their site here. There’s another take on this movie here.

Directed, produced and co-written — with William Goldman — by George Roy Hill (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance KidThe Sting, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Slaughterhouse-Five, Slap ShotThe World According to GarpFunny Farm — what a career!), The Great Waldo Pepper stars Robert Redford as Waldo Pepper, a pilot who spent World War I teaching other pilots instead of being in combat. He feels a sense of loss as he settles back into American life, a malaise that he takes out on his rival Axel Olsson (Bo Svenson) before they become friends. A stunt goes wrong, sending Waldo back home to his girlfriend Maude (Margot Kidder), who hates when he returns, because it’s always when he’s hurt. Her brother Ezra (Edward Herrmann), however, is excited because he thinks that his monoplane plans can make Waldo famous.

Until then, Waldo and Axel start working in Doc Dillhoefer’s (Phillip Bruns) air circus, which has an act where Mary Beth (Susan Sarandon) will wear a barely there dress, climb out on the wing and have the wind tear her clothes off. Well, that’s the idea. She ends up falling to her death, grounding everyone and bringing an investigation from Newt Potts (Geoffrey Lewis).

Ezra joins the circus and brings his monoplane, hoping to be the first person to an outside loop — an aerobatic maneuver where a vertical circle is entered from a straight and erect level flight with the canopy pointing out of the loop — before he crashes on his third attempt. As he lies in the wreckage, a member of the audience flicks a cigarette into the gasoline-soaked crash scene, burning Ezra alive. As he screams in abject pain, with no one helping him, Waldo kills him to stop his agony. He jumps in a plane, despite being grounded, and buzzes the crowd before crashing himself.

Waldo and Axel go to Hollywood, where they get a job shooting recreations of the air battles of the War to End All Wars alongside German air ace Ernst Kessler (Bo Brundin). During shooting, the two men — both bitter at the world — find something of their past in the sky and begin a dogfight without weapons, instead crashing into one another. Waldo wins their fight and the two men salute one another as Waldo learns that his plane has no landing gear, which means one more crash.

This was made without models. Those are real planes.

Hill flew as a U.S. Marine Corps cargo pilot in World War II and was a lifelong pilot, so this was a passion project for him. He had Svenson and Redford do each sequence with no parachutes or safety harnesses so they would experience the real feeling of flight. It’s amazing that this happened, that no one was hurt and that they agreed to it. In no way would that ever happen today. Well, unless we’re discussing Tom Cruise.