MILL CREEK THE SWINGIN’ SEVENTIES: Against a Crooked Sky (1975)

Directed by Earl Bellamy (Munster, Go Home!) and written by Eleanor Lamb and Douglas Stewart, Against a Crooked Sky has Sam Sutter (Stewart Petersen, who quit acting in the late 70s and formed an outfitting business with his uncle called Magic Mountains Outfitters that eventually became Crooked Sky Outfitters) losing his sister Charlotte (Australian country singer Jewel Blanch) to some Native Americans. Sam goes to rescue her and meets a prospector named Russian (Richard Boone) who helps him to find her which means going through the Crooked Sky.

This is a G-rated movie with Christian values, Native Americans being killed and a supposed young girl flashing her breasts and butt. The 1970s, people. They were wild.

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on Tubi.

Spagvemberfest 2023 and Arrow Video Savage Guns box set: The Four of the Apocalypse (1975)

Salt Flats, Utah. 1873. Professional gambler Stubby Preston (Fabio Testi, Contraband) is arrested the moment he steps off the stagecoach, thwarting his plans to win money from the town’s casino. It turns out that he’s actually lucky, because the town has become a vigilante mob that burns that den of iniquity to the ground, leaving only Stubby and three other criminals alive: Bunny (Lynne Frederick, Phase IV), a pregnant prostitute, a black man named Bud and the alcoholic Clem (Michael J. Pollard, Bonnie and Clyde).

The four are given safe passage out of town by the sheriff, who gives them a wagon and horses for all of their remaining money and possessions. Soon, they are traveling with a Mexican gunman named Chaco (Tomas Milian, Don’t Torture a Duckling) who saves the group from lawmen, only to torture one of the remaining lawmen in front of the group.

Nevertheless, everyone agrees to take peyote together. The four wake up tied up as Chaco (Milian claims he based his performance on Manson) taunts and beats them, shooting Clem and raping Bunny in front of the entire group.

There have been rumors for decades that Frederick and Testi were having an affair during this film. Testi was dating Ursula Andress at the time, who was incredibly jealous. Some evidence is that even when Frederick’s scenes were all wrapped, the two actors improvised scenes that would include the two of them, including a love scene that has been lost. During the aforementioned rape scene, Milian was so into character and so rough that Testi’s reaction in that scene is real.

The four manage to get the gravely injured Clem onto a makeshift stretcher and follow Chaco and his gang as they kill everything in their path. Finally, they find a ghost town where Clem dies, Bud loses his mind and Stubby and Bunny admit that they love one another — just in time for her to die in childbirth and Stubby to leave her son to a town made up of only men.

Stubby hunts down Chaco, learning that the sheriff set up the events of the entire movie. Enraged, he murders every single person there, leaving Cacho alive so that he can torture him. When Chaco reminds him that he raped Bunny, Stubby shoots him without a word, as he walks into the sunset with only a stray dog as a companion.

Four of the Apocalypse… is influenced by Easy Rider and attempts to offer up a journey of redemption, but you have to understand that Fulci is at the helm. That means that as soon as you have a tender, feel-good moment, you’re going to be given moments of pure gore, like people skinned alive or used for food. Yet there’s also art to be found, thanks to Fulci’s first of ten collaborations with cinematographer Sergio Salvati. It’s also the first time Fulci would work with Fabio Frizzi on the soundtrack. The result is unlike anything you’ve heard in a spaghetti western.

Arrow Video’s Savage Guns box set has high definition 2K restorations of all four films from the original 35mm camera negatives, with El Puro newly restored by Arrow Films. Plus, you get brand new introductions to each film by journalist and critic Fabio Melelli, an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the films by author and critic Howard Hughes, a fold-out double-sided poster featuring newly commissioned artwork by Gilles Vranckx and limited edition packaging with reversible sleeves featuring original artwork and a slipcover featuring newly commissioned artwork by Gilles Vranckx.

Four of the Apocalypse has new audio commentary by author and producer Kat Ellinger, an appreciation of the movie by Stephen Thrower, a deep dive into the soundtrack with Lovely Jon Newly, a trailer and an image gallery.

You can get this set from MVD.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Mummy’s Revenge (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Mummy’s Revenge was on Chiller Theater on June 23, 1979 at 1 a.m.; April 5, 1980 and June 12, 1982.

Directed by Carlos Aured (Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll) and written by its star, Paul Naschy, La venganza de la momia is exactly what I wanted it to be.

Pharaoh Amenhotep (Naschy) and his lover Amarna (Rina Ottolina) have become beyond depraved, torturing and murdering anyone they want to defile. Anchaff (Fernando Sí¡nchez Polack), a priest who wants to make things more moral, drugs him and buries him alive. He isn’t mummified, so his soul and corpse won’t cross over and he will be unable to kill anyone else.

Nathan Stark (Jack Taylor) and his wife Abigail (Maria Silva) find his tomb and bring his sarcophagus to London so that it can be looked at by Sir Douglas Carter (Eduardo Calvo). What they don’t know is that they’re followed by Assad Bey (Naschy) and Senofed (Helga Liné), two followers of the pharaoh who want to use the blood of women to bring back their ruler. Also: Carter’s daughter Helen (Ottoline) looks like Amarna, so she will be given her soul so that Amenhotep can murder and rule.

This movie looks gorgeous and Naschy takes from Universal and Hammer while making a movie filled with gorgeous ladies and lots of murder. I wish that he’d made just as many of these movies as his El Hombre Lobo films. The mummy itself is frightening and it just plain works.

This was part of the Nightmare Theater package, as well as Death Smiles On a Murderer, MartaManiac MansionNight of the SorcerersFury of the Wolfman, Hatchet for the HoneymoonHorror Rises from the TombDear Dead DelilahDoomwatchBell from HellWitches Mountain and The Witch).

I can’t even imagine just turning on the TV and this movie playing. Chiller Theater knew how to make people happy.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Lady Cocoa (1975)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: George “Buck” Flower

Coco (Lola Falana, the singing star who started acting in Sammy Davis Jr.’s A Man Called Adam but also shows up in the Italian Western Lola Colt) gets out of the Nevada prison system by being a witness against her boyfriend Eddie (James A. Watson Jr.). She’s being protected by Ramsey (Alex Drier) and local police officer Doug (Gene Washington) while hiding out at a Lake Tahoe hotel.

She’s being hunted by Arthur (director Matt Cimber, who made The Witch Who Came from the Sea after this) and Big Joe (“Mean” Joe Greene). There are also some newlyweds Arthur (Gary Harper) and Marie (Millie Perkins) who aren’t who they seem.

So yeah, Doug starts to fall for Coco, but she might still be with Eddie. At least George “Buck” Flower shows up as a drunken gambler, which pretty much seems like the role he would do best playing.

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Mondo Candido (1975)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Carla Mancini

If you asked me — I don’t know how it would come up, but just go with this — who I would pick to adapt Voltaire’s 1759 novel Candide, I would never think to ask Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi.

But it happened.

Yes, the team that made Mondo CaneMondo Cane 2Women of the World, Africa Blood and Guts and one of the hardest movies you will ever try to survive, Goodbye Uncle Tom.

It was the critical and commercial failure of that last movie that convinced the Jacopetti and Prosperi that maybe they should stop making mondo movies — well, Goodbye Uncle Tom does have them go back in time to the age of slavery in a magical helicopter, but it’s shot with the real slaves of Papa Doc Duvalier, losing the plot before it even starts — and creating an actual narrative one.*

I wondered, as I watched what unfolded before me, if in their travels across the world, did Jacopetti and Prosperi check out not just people being brutalized and animals being destroyed, but also the midnight showings of films by Ken Russell and Alejandro Jodorowsky? Or at the very least, Federico Fellini.

Because that’s the only way that this all makes sense.

Joined by screenwriter Claudio Quarantotto, film critic of Il Borghese, the idea and story came from Jacopetti. He believed in this film so much, but he just wasn’t great with actors. That’s where Prosperi came in, as he believed in Jacopetti.

Sadly, this movie would finally end their partnership.

Candido (Christopher Brown, who went from this to an episode of Bigfoot and Wildboy) lives in some unspecified time and is being raised in some unknown land by the Baron (Gianfranco D’Angelo, Io Zombo, Tu Zombi, Lei Zomba) in his castle Thunder-ten-Tronckh.

Beyond non-stop eating, drinking and partying — there’s even a three-breasted woman years before Total Recall —  he studies the philosophy of Dr. Pangloss (Jacques Herlin, Slap the Monster On Page One). All he has learned is optimism and that everything has a purpose, so his worldview is rosy at best.

Life is pretty good and then he gets caught facedown between the thighs of the Baron’s daughter Cunegonda (Michelle Miller, who went from the Broadway stage to this movie and then to being one of the vampires in Leif Jonker’s Darkness).

Exiled from the life of pleasure, Candido is drafted into an army that seems ill-equipped for a world that’s much more modern on the outside than the first part of this movie has led us to believe. They put helmets on their heads and batter their way through stone walls, but that doesn’t help them against a modern army equipped with machine guns and flamethrowers. Our protagonist barely escapes with his life. Unlike the army he’s been conscripted into, he has no intention of dying just for an ideal.

At this point, Candido descends into a journey filled with multiple horrors, including Salvatore Baccaro** as an ogre who is trying to assault a dead girl; an army takes the Baron’s castle and Cunegonda’s virginity; Dr. Pangloss is hung by the Inquisition for not believing in original sin and he must rescue the slave Cocambo (Richard Domphe) by pretending to be his owner.

This all makes him doubt the cheery worldview of his now lynched mentor, as Candido opines, “This is not the best of all possible worlds,” an inverse of the core message he once learned.

That’s when he finally meets Cunegonda again, no longer pure after having at least 127 lovers — she can’t remember right now — as well as two owners and four current boyfriends. She now loves violence for pleasure and is far from the ideal woman who has kept Candido’s spirits alive through his endless quest.

Everybody decides to get on a ship bound for the New World, a place much better than wherever we are. Christopher Columbus, Amerigo Vespucci, Abraham Lincoln, Al Capone and Marylin Monroe are all here and alive. No, really. And so is Dr. Pangloss,  alive and forgetting psychology, now making TV commericals and shouting, “Thank you for the new world which is certainly the best of all possible worlds.”

In this unexplored place, is Cunegonda a porn star, a saint or both? Well, who can tell, because children are blowing themselves up with grenades in the hope of killing soldiers. We go from Northern Ireland to the Arab–Israeli conflict to a field of poppies made up of mutually assured destruction. It all ends just in time for young people to throw the symbols of the past — the cross, the hammer and sickle, the swastika — into a river.

Somehow, in all this insanity, it looks and sounds beautiful. Credit goes to cinematographer Giuseppe Ruzzolini, who also shot The Last MatchFirestarterTreasure of the Four CrownsMy Name Is Nobody and Short Night of Glass Dolls, and Riz Ortolani, the only man who could make the excesses of Jacopetti and Prosperi sound like symphonies, who can create a song called “Crucified Woman” that is a balm for the soul.

I’ve always said that there’s a thin line between the arthouse and the grindhouse. This movie reminds me of this, a film full of sound and fury and big ideas and bigger images, all united by the message behind everything Jacopetti and Prosperi made together: the world is shit.

Nobody else could make this.

It reminds me of a story about my wife. She saw Super Mario Brothers the movie before she experiencing the video game, so when she got to play it, she wondered why Dennis Hopper wasn’t in it.

I’ve never read Voltaire, so I’m probably going to negatively compare the book to the movie.

Somewhere in all this, Carla Mancini appears.

*Prosperi would make one more non-mondo movie, the absolute punch in the face that is The Wild Beasts. Jacopetti made two more movies, Operazione ricchezza and Un’idea della pace.

**Between The Beast In Heat, , Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks and nearly ever other movie I’ve seen him in, do you think Baccaro was sad that he was typecast as a sexual assault-obsessed monster?

You can watch this on YouTube.

RADIANCE BLU RAY RELEASE: Cosa Nostra: Franco Nero In Three Mafia Tales By Damiano Damiani (1968, 1971, 1975)

Radiance has released this set that has three crime movies starring Franco Nero and directed by Damiano Damiani. As a proud Italian-American, I must remind you that there is no organized crime syndicate known as the Mafia currently active in the United States.

The Day of the Owl: Franco Nero is Captain Bellodi, who starts this investigating the death of truck driver Salvatore Colasberna, a man murdered while delivering cement to a construction project. The only witness may be Rosa Nicolosi (Claudia Cardinale), a woman of somewhat loose morals. Either her husband caught her with Colasberna or the trucker was killed by a corrupt group of manufacturers under the orders of Don Mariano Arena (Lee J. Cobb).

This was one of the first of a wave of organized crime based films. The trend started when the Leonardo Sciascia’s novel To Each His Own was adapted as We Still Kill the Old WayDay of the Owl was based on another Sciascia novel which was the first book he’d written about organized crime in Sicily.

Written by director Damiano Damiani and Ugo Pirro, who also wrote We Still Kill the Old Way, this differs from the book that it’s based on. Piro said, “To me, the book is a hint: I must try and preserve its message by using a different language.”

The Case Is Closed: Forget It: Based on the Leros Pittoni book Tante Sbarre, this has Franco Nero on the wrong side of the law as Vanzi, a man jailed for a hit and run misdemeanor and learning just how bad it is inside Italy’s prison system. That’s because organized crime runs everything even inside.

Vanzi tries not to get involved with the others, but soon is helped by an elderly prisoner by the name of Campoloni (Georges Wilson) and hindered by Biro (John Steiner), a killer who is barely able to keep himself under control. When Vanzi is moved into a cell with Pesenti (Riccardo Cucciolla), he learns that his new roommate is about to testify against Salvatore Rosa (Claudio Nicastro), which gets him killed right in front of Vanzi, who can either get out of prison if he says nothing or die if he reveals that the suicide was truly a murder.

This isn’t like any other role I’ve seen Franco Nero in and the ending is a gut punch. Expected, but still it’s a rough indictment.

How to Kill a Judge: Franco Nero plays filmmaker Giacomo Solaris, whose latest film, Inquest at the Courthouse, is based on the real-life corruption of a judge named Alberto Traini-Luiz (Marco Guglielmi). That movie ends with that man’s ties to organized crime causing him to be killed and when the actual judge seizes the film, he’s killed as well.

Solaris feels that he is responsible, but soon finds himself in a world filled with conspiracy and the murder of everyone close to him, as well as a relationship with the judge’s widow Antonia (Françoise Fabian).

This movie is just as tough on director Damiani, as it was inspired by the actual murder of a judge who he had based a character on in his movie Confessions of a Police Captain.

This set from Radiance has tons of amazing extras to go with the new 2K restorations of the films.

There are new and archival interviews with Nero for all three films, as well as filmmaker and Italian crime cinema expert Mike Malloy discussing The Day of the Owl, a video essay by filmmaker Howard S. Berger looking at actor Lee J. Cobb’s career transition from Hollywood to Italy, an interview with Claudia Cardinale, a making-of for The Case is Closed: Forget It; a visual essay on the career of Damiani Damiani by critic Rachael Nisbet; interview with Alberto Pezzotta, author of Regia Damiano Damiani, who discusses Damiani’s contribution to the crime genre, a new video essay on How to Kill a Judge by filmmaker David Cairns; trailers for all three movies, a reversible sleeve featuring designs based on original posters for each film and — most awesomely, I may add — a limited edition 120-page book featuring new and archival writing on the films by experts on the genre including Andrew Nette, Piero Garofalo, Paul A. J. Lewis , Shelley O’Brien, Nathaniel Thompson, Marco Natoli and Cullen Gallagher.

You can get this incredible set from MVD.

THE FILMS OF RENATO POLSELLI: Giochi erotici di una famiglia per bene (1975)

Erotic Games of a Good Family was directed by Francesco Degli Espinosa and this is the only movie he ever directed. His credits include writing the Laura Gemser movie Emmanuelle On Taboo IslandVengeance Is My Forgiveness and C’era una volta questo pazzo, pazzo, pazzo West. Strangely, he’s listed as the assistant director on his own film on IMDB for this movie.

It was written by Renato Polselli, which accounts for both the film’s psychological and prurient content.

Riccardo (Donald O’Brien) comes home early one night and finds his wife Elisa (Malisa Longo, Nude si muore) with her legs around another man. As the moralist husband barges in gun drawn, that man jumps out the window to escape. Riccardo tries to keep his morals about divorce and stays with his wife, but then decides to give her a sleeping pill in her whiskey, place her body in a sack and throw it down a hill. He’s overcome by anger when all he wants is love. This act drives him a bit insane, but it seems that all is healed when he and sex worker Eva (Erika Blanc, Kill, Baby…Kill!, A Dragonfly for Each CorpseThe Devil’s Nightmare) end up falling in love. Or lust. Yet he can’t stop seeing visions of his dead wife and in the middle of all that, he’s so far gone that he also starts trying to sleep with his niece Barbara (Maria D’Incoronato, Concorde Affaire ’79).

Of course, if you ever watched an Umberto Lenzi and Carroll Baker giallo, you know exactly what’s going on. Elisa and Eva are lovers, Elisa is still alive and yes, Eva and Barbara are also lovers. Everyone wants Riccardo’s sizeable fortune, so if they have to destroy him to get it, well, that’s a bonus.

Also known as Amoral Games and Thrilling Story, this is the kind of giallo that those who have seen many of the films in the form will probably enjoy. I mean, I know I did. It’s hilarious that the red-bearded man — spoiler that isn’t a spoiler, it’s Blanc, as if you could hide her rapturous beauty under a fake beard — keeps showing up, as does the dead wife. And I have a suspicion that Polselli directed just as much of this as Espinosa if that beyond extended lovemaking scene between O’Brien and Blanc is any evidence as well as the main plot idea that in the space of a few days, Riccardo goes from an ultra moral man to one who has killed his wife, pays for sex and is trying to sleep with a younger family member. Throw in some hallucinations and it’s very much his kind of movie.

I’m frankly shocked that this has never been released in the U.S. Maybe because there’s no dub — that I know of — but it certainly has the kind of feel and subject matter that gets people excited about giallo. The closing moments, when it all comes together, really pays everything off and nobody escapes unscathed.

It’s a simple detective story that’s pretty well told. What he told Jay Slater about the giallo fo Argento makes sense to me after watching this: “Argento doesn’t make real giallos. He takes five or six horrific elements and sticks them together with a very thin plot.”

This makes a good match for another Polselli-written giallo, Psychout for Murder.

Tatlı Cadının Maceraları (1975)

It’s pretty wild when you think about the cultural relevancy of Bewitched.

Yes, I said it.

Airing from September 17, 1964, to March 25, 1972 on ABC, the show has been in syndication ever since as well as shown all over the world, which inspired remake TV series in Argentina (Hechizada), Japan (Okusama wa majo or My Wife Is a Witch), India (Meri Biwi Wonderful), Russia (Моя любимая ведьма or My Favorite Witch) and even a UK pilot as late as 2008. That’s not even getting into the spinoffs, reboots and inspired shows, like WandaVision, which detailed the Scarlet Witch trying to fit into the sitcom suburbs of her grief or the crossover with The Flintstones in 1966.

Maybe that’s because there’s something just under the surface here, like the sardonic narration by José Ferrer or the fact that it was one of the few shows of its era to deal with interracial marriage. And in 1964, Betty Friedan wrote “Television and the Feminine Mystique” for TV Guide. While she called out so many shows that made women out to be “simplistic, manipulative and insecure household drudges whose time was spent dreaming of love and plotting revenge on their husbands,” she saw Samantha, the lead character of Bewitched, as one that broke the stereotype while both playing into and subverting said preconceived notions. She literally wrote that the characters of Samantha and Endora broke new ground in the depiction of women on television.

There are 254 episodes of the show, but for some, that would not be enough. Or perhaps their country didn’t get to see the show and the idea was universal. And in Turkey, the show was really popular.

Popular enough to get a movie.

The Turkish version of Bewitched, directed by Ertem Göreç and written by Halit Aysan, has Filiz Akin playing Selma, our heroine, and she already stands out with her platinum tresses. At just 56 minutes, this is around three episodes in length of the show, but I still find it both amusing and empowering that another society could take and remix, remake and yes, rip-off something that came from another country and make it their own.

After all, Bewitched did the same thing with the 1947 movie I Married A Witch, right?

In case you wondered, the title translates as Adventures of the Sweet Witch. Much like the show, Selma marries Fikret (Ugur Say), who makes her promise to never do magic again. Why would he ask that of her? Why would he subvert the very nature of who she is? And how can she keep loving him when he can’t allow her to be her truest self?

In 1992, The Advocate asked Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery if the show was an allegory for homosexuality. She responded, “Don’t think that didn’t enter our minds at the time. We talked about it on the set — certainly not in production meetings — that this was about people not being allowed to be what they really are. If you think about it, Bewitched is about repression in general and all the frustration and trouble it can cause.”

Unlike many countries around it, women in Turkey are free to dress how they want, go where they want, drive and work. However, around 40% of Turkish women have suffered domestic violence at some point in their lives, which is higher than Europe and America, while femicide also remains a major issue, as well as an increase in rights violations against women — as late as last year! — and arrests of women who protested.

While a silly bit of fluff, Bewitched and its inspirations have a truth inside them, hidden just as Samantha — or Selma — hit her powers. That’s universal in any language.

You can watch this on YouTube.

Bacalhau (1975)

You have to give some credit to Brazilian director and writer Adriano Stuart, who got his Jaws parody into theaters the same year as the movie its making fun of, even ahead of the adult parody Gums.

A cod from Guinea is threatening to ruin the fishing season of São Paulo, so local authorities call everyone you would expect, like a Portuguese oceanographer and a tough fisherman who uses the records of “Rainha do Fado” Amália Rodrigues as bait.

This is as down and dirty as you can imagine a Brazilian ripoff film made in days can be. The jokes are dated and stereotypical. If the idea that Sheriff Brody is gay is hilarious to you, then you get it. So many of the jokes in the film are ones that you have to literally be there and by that I mean someone from Brazil.

They did make a nice poster, at least.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Kolchak: The Night Stalker: The Sentry (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker was on the CBS Late Movie on November 23, 1979 and February 12, 1988.

This episode of Kolchak is very special to me.

As a kid — who am I kidding, as an adult — I have a tendency to read way too long in the bathroom. Once, while my family was eating at Red Hot in my hometown of Ellwood City — I would have been three or so at this point — my dad decided to get me out of the bathroom faster by knocking on the walls of the bathroom just like the monster in this episode, which sent a young me screaming out of the toilet with my pants around my ankles in public.

The last episode of Kolchak — star Darren McGavin called Universal and ABC and asked to be let out of his contract — this one has a lizard rampaging in the tunnels under Chicago after a researcher steals some of its eggs. So, while a monster, it’s a misunderstood lizard.

This installment also allows Carl the opportunity to flirt with an attractive female officer, Lieutenant Irene Lamont (Kathie Browne, McGavin’s real-life wife) instead of fighting with another cop. There are also roles for Lance Hoyt, Tom Bosley and Margaret Avery (you know her from her fine acting career, I know her from Terror at the Red Wolf Inn).

Directed by TV vet Seymour Robbie (who directed 17 episodes of Remington Steele, 21 of Murder, She Wrote, 12 of F Troop and was also the director of the infamous Jackie Gleason show You’re In the Picture) and written by L. Ford Neale and John Huff, I still love this episode, no matter how silly it is to see a stuntman running around with an alligator head. As a child and, yes, an adult I am quite easy to please.