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2023 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 4: Scenic Route (2013)

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4. WORKING REMOTELY: One that takes place out in the cut somewhere.

Directed by Kevin and Michael Goetz and written by Kyle Killen, Scenic Route — AKA Wrecked — is about Michael (Josh Duhamel) and Carter (Dan Fogler) broken down in the California desert, an event created by Carter so that he can finally hash it all out with Michael.

For most of this movie’s running time, these two lifelong friends either fall to pieces or come back together, often just moments between those diametrical events, while trying to figure out how to get the truck running again.

Shot in twelve days all in the same location with both leads occupying all of the screen time other than flashbacks and the ending, this was a real test for both actors, including Duhamel appearing with his hair cut into a mohawk. It’s really unlike any role I’d seen either in before.

You can watch this on Tubi.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2023: Friday the 13th the Series Season 1 Episode 5: Hellowe’en (1987)

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Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Series episode

“Lewis Vendredi made a deal with the devil to sell cursed antiques. But he broke the pact, and it cost him his soul. Now, his niece Micki, and her cousin Ryan have inherited the store… and with it, the curse. Now they must get everything back, or the real terror begins.”

Friday the 13th: The Series was created by Frank Mancuso Jr. and Larry B. Williams and was going to be called The 13th Hour. Mancuso Jr. never intended for there to be an outright link to the Friday the 13th film series, but instead referenced “the idea of Friday the 13th, which is that it symbolizes bad luck and curses”.

That said, the creators did try to tie-in Jason Vorhees’s hockey mask but the idea was discarded so that the show could exist on its own. Mancuso Jr. was afraid that mentioning any events from the films would take the audience away from “the new world that we were trying to create.”

That said, the title was what was needed to sell the show. It did so well in late nights that some stations moved it to prime time. In all, it lasted 72 episodes over 3 seasons.

An antique dealer named Lewis Vendredi (R.G. Armstrong) got wealth and power from Satan for selling his soul, along with being the conduit for people to purchase cursed objects from his store Vendredi’s Antiques. When he tries to get out of the deal, the devil has him killed and gets his soul anyway.

The store is inherited by his niece Micki Foster (Robey!) and her cousin Ryan Dallion (John D. LeMay). They sell off many of the cursed antiques before being stopped by Jack Marshak (Chris Wiggins), who once collected antiques for Lewis before learning that he was evil.

Airing on October 26, 1987, “Hallowe’en” was directed by Timothy Bond (The Lost World, Return to the Lost World) and written by Bill Taub. The cursed object in this episode is the Amulet of Zohar and it can transfer a spirit into a deceased body.

Jack thinks that Micki and Ryan should have a Halloween party at the antique shop to try and fit into the neighborhood. The basement — where all the evil things exist — is off limits, but you know that they’ll soon be used and for the first time in the series, Uncle Lewis will appear. Well, the ghost of Uncle Lewis, who tries to come off as a hero and say that just wants to save the soul of his wife Grace, whose corpse is in a secret room in the store that they have never been to.

Now that he has the Amulet, Lewis has three hours to find a new body and escape back into the real world. He leaves behind Greta (Victoria Deslaurier), a demon who will do anything he asks, to battle Micky, Ryan and Jack.

I was let down that this show wasn’t part of the Vorhees saga when I was young but now I love it. At all times, I have had a major crush on Robey. Come on. Who didn’t?

88 FILMS BLU RAY RELEASE: Taxi Hunter (1993)

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One of the most infamous movies branded with Hong Kong’s Category III adults only rating, Taxi Hunter is the story of Ah Kin (Anthony Wong), a man who was quiet and kind until he loses his pregnant wife to an unprofessional taxi driver.

If you’ve seen Herman Yau’s Ebola Syndrome, you know the levels of craziness that he can bring to the screen. Now, he puts the Taxi Hunter on the hunt, testing drivers to see if they meet his level of professionalism. If they don’t meet his grade, they die.

The problem? Well, other than all the death and destruction, his brother-in-law Yu Kai Chung (Yu Rong Guang) is a cop who may be forced to kill Ah Kin to stop his path of yellow cab serial killing.

If you’re ready for taxi chases, gunplay and, well, pregnant women being dragged by taxi cabs to their bloody doom, well…you still aren’t ready for this movie.

The 88 Films release of Taxi Hunter has commentary by Hong Kong film expert Frank Djeng, interviews with writer Tony Leung Hung-Wah, action director James Ha and Anthony Wong, a trailer, an image gallery and a reversible cover with new artwork by Sean Longmore and the original poster. You can get it from MVD.

WELL GO USA BLU RAY RELEASE: Creepy Crawly (2022)

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Directed and written by Pakphum Wongjinda and Chalit Krileadmongkon, this Thai horror film had moments that almost made me nauseated, which I feel is the best feeling I can get from a scary movie.

Inspired by the story of Battambang from the reign of King Rama V, Creepy Crawly — originally The 100 —

A travel influencer is kept quarantined in a hotel that has seen better days. Beyond just dealing with COVID shutdowns, she also has a rare blood disorder that she’s kept a secret from everyone. Along with her brother Fiew and a martial arts master named Leo — as well as his sister and their deaf father — all of them must come together when the centipedes that live in the hotel get smart and decide that the time to destroy humans is now.

Not only are these centipedes out to kill just about everything — a rat attack earlier is stomach decimating — they also are all led by a monstrous one-legged killing machine that can possess people.

I’m usually one of those people that prefers real effects to CGI, but I really liked the effects in this. I mean, centipedes that overtake people and become part of them? Incredible.

I had so much fun with this movie. Even thinking about it now as I write this, I kind of want to watch it again.

You can get more data on this movie from the official Well Go USA site.

WELL GO USA BLU RAY RELEASE: Gangnam Zombie (2023)

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In this South Korean movie, directed by Soo Sung Lee, the people of Seoul’s wealthy Gangnam district are under attack by a quickly expanding zombie population. In order to protect these citizens, a former taekwondo expert by the name of Hyeon-seok (Ji Il-joo) battles past his injuries and takes on the undead.

What can you say about a movie that starts with a cat attack being the origin of a zombie assault, as the first undead emerges from the water in Gangham and starts devouring raw meat?

Hyeon-seok goes from working an office job at a streaming company and an unrequited love for Min-jeong (Park Ji-yeon) to being the hero that saves her from the undead. Blame their boss Tae-soo, who keeps his staff there and thinks that by filming the zombie attack, he can finally make some money.

This is a high energy blast of walking dead insanity, all set inside a mall — shouldn’t most zombies be filmed there? — and even having some ideas I’ve never seen before, such as zombies with dentures being unable to transfer the disease.

You can get the Well Go USA blu ray and learn more information on this movie on the official site.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Forbidden Planet (1956)

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EDITOR’S NOTE: Forbidden Planet was first on Chiller Theater on October 12, 1963 at 3 p.m. It also aired on June 14, 1964 and February 27, 1965.

Directed by Fred M. Wilcox from a script by Cyril Hume that was based on an original film story by Allen Adler and Irving Block, Forbidden Planet is a movie that is forever in the zeitgeist of what 1950s American science fiction looked like. It’s also the first movie to show hyperspeed travel, to have a robot with a personality — Robby the Robot — as well as the first to use an electronic soundtrack. It’s also kind of, sort of The Tempest, which is a big idea to get your head around.

After a year in space, United Planets starship C-57D wants to land on the distant planet Altair IV and see what happened to an expedition that landed there twenty years ago. One of the survivors, Dr. Edward Morbius (Walter Pidgeon) tells them that it’s too dangerous for them but Commander John J. Adams (Leslie Neilsen) lands anyway.

Joined by Jerry Farman (Jack Kelly) and “Doc” Ostrow (Warren Stevens), Adams discovers that everyone but Morbius is dead. His wife may have died of natural causes but he claims an unseen force killed everyone else one-be-one. Other than his servant Robby, the only other living thing is his daughter Altaira (Anne Francis).

Proving that men will always be men even in the future, Adams finds Farman kissing Altaira and yells at both of them — him for his behavior and her for how she dresses. She looks too attractive! His men have been on a ship all alone for a year! And you know, when he sees her swimming, he kisses her too! And then a tiger attacks him and she has to shoot it with a blaster.

Morbius has been using materials that he found from the previous occupants of this planet, the Krell, making his brain twenty times smarter. There are also 9,200 nuclear reactions below the planet making it filled with energy, power that Adams wants to bring to Earth. Morbius gets angry and says that they don’t deserve it.

At the same time, that alien force kills Engineer Quinn (Richard Anderson, years before The Six Million Dollar Man) and Farman. It turns out that the same technology that increases Morbius’ brain power has also unlocked his id, unleashing a monster that kills at his subconscious command. This becomes even more obvious when Altaira tells Morbius she is leaving with Adams. Robby detects the creature approaching and his master commands Robby to kill it, but the robot knows it is Morbius and shuts down. After accepting the truth, the creature disappears and Morbius dies, just in time for his daughter to leave the planet which blows up real good.

To make up for the huge cost of this movie, its props were used again and again. The spaceship appears in the Twilight Zone episodes “To Serve Man” and “On Thursday We Leave for Home;” Robby is in The Invisible Boy and plenty of TV shows before he became a star on Lost In Space, including “One for the Angels,” “Uncle Simon” and “The Brain Center at Whipple’s” on The Twilight Zone, his head dome appearing on “The Bridge of Lions Affair” episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and even all the way to the 70s, Robby was Chuck on Mork & Mindy, as well as appearances on the shows Project UFO and Space Academy as well as the movie Phantom Empire.

This movie is so well-known that it’s the film within the Mystery Science Theater movie.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Phantom from Space (1953)

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EDITOR’S NOTE: Phantom from Space was first on Chiller Theater on Saturday, September 28, 1963 at 3 p.m. It was also on June 19, 1965; January 1, 1966; March 8, 1969 and February 6, 1971.

Director W. Lee Wilder formed a film production company in the early 1950s called Planet Filmplays to quickly make low-budget science fiction films with screenplays co-written with his son Miles. Directing was in the Wilder blood, as his brother was the much better considered Billy.

Other Wilder science fiction movies of this era include Killers from Space and The Snow Creature.

Do you know who gets there first when a UFO crashes? The Federal Communications Commission. Yes, they’re there when The Phantom (Dick Sands), an invisible radioactive alien, is on the loose before it gets trapped inside Griffith Observatory. He tries to communicate through tapping but it’s too late. He can’t breathe our air and ends up falling off the top of the planetarium to his death, despite Barbara Randall (Noreen Nash) trying to save him.

I kind of love the way that the alien looks but then again, I like how Robot Monster looks.

You can watch this on Tubi.

GET NUKED ON THE DIA DOUBLE FEATURE!

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This week, the Stolen Stitches join us for two wild movies. Join us at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Up first, Microwave Massacre which you can watch on Tubi.

Every week, we watch movies, discuss them and even have a drink recipe. Here’s the first one.

Nuked Tea

  • 1 oz. Absolut Citron vodka
  • .5 oz. lemon juice
  • 3 oz. pineapple juice
  • 4 oz. water
  • 2 sprigs mint
  • 1 bag of Celestial Seasonings Raspberry Zinger tea
  • 1 tsp. honey
  1. Muddle mint, then combine vodka and lemon juice. Set aside.
  2. Mix pineapple juice and water in a microwave safe cup, add a tea bag and microwave for 2 minutes. Pour mint, vodka and lemon juice mix into cup and allow to steep for 2 minutes. When ready to drink — don’t get burned — add honey.

Our second movie is the revenge movie The Farmer which you can also watch on Tubi.

Here’s the second drink.

Good Farmer

  • 1.5 oz. bourbon
  • 6 oz. lemonade
  • 2 sprig mint
  1. Muddle mint. Fill glass with crushed ice.
  2. Add lemonade and bourbon. Stir and get revenge.

See you this Saturday!

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: The Crawling Eye (1958)

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EDITOR’S NOTE: The Crawling Eye was first on Chiller Theater on Sunday, November 24, 1963 at 11:10 PM. It also aired on February 15 and June 28, 1964; January 21, 1967; April 19, 1969; June 13, 1970 and June 5, 1971.

Known as The Trollenberg Terror in England, where it was made, The Crawling Eye has exactly what you want to see: a giant eyeball. If we didn’t have this, we wouldn’t have The Fog, as this movie directly inspired John Carpenter. See, great things can come out of a movie whose special effects consist of cotton balls stapled to mountain photography.

Originally a six-episode TV miniseries, this was remade with American Forest Tucker placed into the lead so that audiences in the states would have someone to root for. Or maybe they’d be like me, excited to see gigantic eyeballs come rolling along at the camera.

He plays UN troubleshooter Alan Brooks, who has traveled to the Swiss mountain of Trollenberg to learn why the heads of climbers are being torn off their body and why a mysterious cloud is seen in the wake of the bloody destruction.

Do you know how you defeat a giant eyeball? A Molotov cocktail. Horror movies make you smart, right?

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 3: Hawa (2003)

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3: A Horror Film That’s a Poltergeist Rip-Off.

Hawa is a 2003 Bollywood movie that has plenty of influences — well, outright things to steal — and got a review that said, “Self-respecting moviegoers looking for quality film rather than shameful sexual exploitation should steer far clear of this compost.”

I mean, a movie with shots cribbed from Poltergeist and a plot so close to The Entity that it even copies its sound design? Was this made for me?

Sanjana (Tabu) is a divorcee who can’t afford to live in the city any longer — to be fair, the hillside house she has is absolutely huge and gorgeous, so I don’t know how poor she is — that runs an antique shop. When a Tibetan woman gives her a locket, she soon sells it to be able to make her mortgage. On the way home, she finds that old woman dead and the couple brings back the locket because they keep seeing the woman.

Directed by Guddu Dhanoa and written by Sutanu Gupta and Sanjay Masoomm, Hawa starts slowly and you may think that it’s going to be classy, as Tabu is a major actress. Just hold on, because this movie suddenly remembers that it’s trying to be The Entity soon enough, giving you numerous scenes of human and sex couplings. And because the well on her property is filled with dead souls — not unlike the burial ground in Poltergeist —  Sanjana is dealing with more than one ghost. She even enjoys the demonic sex once, which upsets her so much that she nearly loses her kids to the demons.

There are even hints of Cujo, as the demons possess the family dog.

Unlike many of the Bollywood remakes that you may watch, there are no songs in this movie. I have no idea how that happened, to be honest, and wish that it did have something catchy. It does, however, take a lot of Charles Bernstein’s ideas from the score to the movie it’s stealing from.

Well, I mean, The Entity. Because just as I typed that, there’s a dimension that opens up and takes Sanjana’s daughter as if she were the Bollywood Carol Anne and a scene in the bedroom with winds and toys blasting around that my way walked into, looked at the screen and said, “Is this Poltergeist now?” There’s also an exorcist, a demon in the well and the kind of open door ending that would make Hollywood producers happy.

I’m easy, but I thought this was great. I say that because it’s the first Bollywood movie I’ve seen that felt and looked like it could have been made by Filmirage.

How about those Commando and Michael Jackson posters?