SCREAMFEST LA: Alone Together (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteAlone Together played on Friday, October 13. 

Director Will Kresch, who co-wrote this with A.V. Bach, has put together the tale of Nassdja (DeAnna S. Wright) and her boyfriend Luke (Matthew Kresch). They’re staying at his family cabin during COVID-19 and riots that come from a society unable to deal with the pandemic. The isolation only makes their abusive relationship even more horrible. All of the enforced closeness has led to her having visions while his abuse gets worse with each day.

This is the same cabin where Luke watched his father kill himself and where he’s watching the decline of their relationship as he spies on her phone, even finding all the photos she’s taken of the bruises he’s given her. There’s also a militia man outside the house who may be something more. As the movie goes on, Luke becomes possessed and Nassdja finds an inner power she didn’t know that she had.

The team that made this movie hasn’t made all that many movies, yet this works and will definitely be something to build on in the future. Having two people carry the movie is a big task, but both actors more than live up to that trial. I’m looking for some great things from everyone who made this.

SCREAMFEST LA: The Deep Dark (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteThe Deep Dark played on Tuesday, October 17. 

Coal miners in 1950’s France — led by Roland Neville (Samuel Le Bihan), they are Louis (Thomas Solivérès), Miguel (Diego Martín), Polo (Marc Riso), Santini (Bruno Sanches) and Amir (Amir El Kacem), who has just joined the team and sends all of his money home to Morocco — have to take Professor Berthier (Jean-Hugues Anglade) to the deepest, darkest and most dangerous underground locations to get some samples. They get caught underground and if things can get any worse, they do, because they’ve found the resting place of Mok’Nor Roth, known as the Eater of Souls and a servant of Cthulu.

Director and writer Mathieu Turi said, “The Deep Dark (Gueules Noires) will be a mix of horror and adventure, in the best tradition of H.P. Lovecraft stories, but set in a French reality and a strong social context. It’s going to be a character-driven story, confronting the old and the new generations in an exciting and terrifying quest to the unknown.”

Beyond the terror of being trapped so far down in the mines and being in near darkness, lit only by lamps, this movie also has the practical effects puppetry that creates the beast known as Mok’Nor Roth. This comes in France at the end of November and I think that genre lovers here are going to go crazy when they see this.

SCREAMFEST LA: Howdy, Neighbor! (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteHowdy, Neighbor! played on Wednesday, October 11. 

When he was just a child, Benjamin Caldwell (Matthew Scott Montgomery, who also wrote this movie) was Bucky on the TV show Howdy, Neighbor! He’s been trying to hide his past but he’s asked to be in a web-based reunion before the show starts streaming again. Before that, his neighbor Chase (Grant Jordan) starts stalking him when he recognizes him from the show.

Ben shares this with neighbor Harley Walker (Debby Ryan) who suggests he contact the police. Benjamin wants to solve it all on his own which is the worst of all plans.

This entire movie is shot on screens, so if you spend all day in Teams calls like I do, it kind of feels like you’re back at work. For anyone else, this is an interesting way of seeing this story as the neighbor gets stranger and Benjamin keeps making some of the worst decisions.

SCREAMFEST LA: Eight Eyes (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteEight Eyes played on Monday, October 16. 

Cass (Emily Sweet) begins to hear voices while backpacking through Yugoslavia with her husband Gav (Bradford Thomas). She thinks it’s just stress or maybe her marriage not working out. But then a local named Saint Peter (Bruno Veljanovski) offers to show them the real parts of his country and Gav goes missing.

Eight Eyes was shot using a variety of 16mm and Super8 cameras, such as the Aaton XTR Prod Super 16mm, Bolex H16 Super 16, Krasnogorsk 3 Super 16, Leica Leicina Special and Classic Pro Max 8 16×9. 16mm and 8mm film was used to get a vintage look, including animated shots and sequences that were all captured in-camera using a reflected-glass process.

This is also the first production by Vinegar Syndrome, who worked with Not the Funeral Home and Night Loops, the crew that creates Joe Bob’s The Last Drive-In. Director Austin Jennings also directs that show.

Ever since Cass meant Saint Peter, she’s been having hallucinations and hearing voices. And then this gets weird, as we see Gav’s 8mm footage and meet Saint Peter’s strange family and then we descend into folk horror and that kind of 70s occult weirdness that I love filtered through the torture-filled slashers of the mid 2000s.

This is yet another movie that tells me that I should never go to Serbia, the same as how I will never go to so many places that have terrified me so much through cinema.

SCREAMFEST LA: Teques Chainsaw Massacre (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteTeques Chainsaw Massacre played on Friday, October 13. 

Director Rodrigo Hernández-Cruz, wrote this movie with Carlos Marín and Alfredo Mendoza, has created this horror comedy about film students who head to Teques, Mexico with soap opera actress Ana Cecilia Burgos (Jessica Ortiz) to make a horror movie. Reynaldo (Juan Ugarte) is the director who thinks he knows more than he thinks he does. Virginia (Tatiana del Real), Tania (Florencia Rios) and Pau (Danae Reymund) are the crew stuck with making his movie look good.

They soon learn that the movie that they are making is based on a real killer. And that killer? He’s hunting all of them one by one. This movie goes from comedy to straight up slasher and doesn’t look back. If you’re looking for gore, well, this has tons of the sangre y tripas.

Don’t get too attached to anyone in this.

SCREAMFEST LA: Cannibal Mukbang (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteCannibal Mukbang played on Monday, October 16. 

This film was described as “An exploration of one’s relationships with food, sexuality, and revenge.”

Director and writer Aimee Kuge wrote this movie while experiencing a period of disordered eating and the end of toxic relationships. That led to a movie about an introverted nerd — Mark — who finds himself dangerously deep inside the crazy world of mukbanging after he falls head over heels for a mysterious woman named Ash. She’s super into mukbanging so he finds himself getting into it.

Also: Murder.

What is mukbanging?

The term is from South Korean and means “eating broadcast.” There, professional mukbangers make up to $10,000 a month not including sponsorships from food and drink brands. Basically, they eat huge amounts of food while interacting with their viewers.

Cannibal Mukbang is one strange movie and it looks really gorgeous. I’m excited to see what Kuge does next.

TUBI ORIGINAL: The Devil Comes to Kansas City (2023)

Paul Wilson (Ben Gavin) is a vet who has settled down in Iowa where he’s running a farm. When his wife is killed and his diabetic daughter is kidnapped in Kansas City, he reveals to his friends that he’s way more than the man they believed as he unleashes all of his mercenary skills on those who took his girl.

 

Also: a former friend from Iraq, Randall Johnson (Robert Coppage), is the grandson of Robert Johnson, whose deal at the crossroads didn’t just take his soul, but the souls of every male child in his family afterward. Of course, they all get superpowers because the Devil (Kirk Fox) has a weird sense of humor. He also likes to play cards against John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy.

Directed and written by Michael P. Blevins, this is a movie that’s never really sure of its tone and if we should get behind Paul or be afraid of him. Even by the end of the movie,. he’s proved that he’s pretty much an idiot and for all his military skills has no idea how to plan things.

My wife walked in and saw some of this and said that I should tell all of you that “This looks like the movie that a bunch of indy pro wrestlers would make.”

Obviously, this is the vision of its creator and as such, way cooler to watch than a formula film. I’ll always choose not the best acting and quick changes in tone over boring.

Also: How did they get Jerry from Parks and Rec to play Paul’s dad? And how happy is Kevin Porter to be in two Tubi originals — this and Dante’s Hotel — in the same weekend?

You can watch this on Tubi.

TUBI ORIGINAL: Dante’s Hotel (2023)

Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante (Blind WatersSharknado), who wrote it with William C. Martell, Dante’s Hotel is the Dontene Hotel and their annual New Year’s Eve party. This year, Goldie Stanton (AnnaLynne McCord, Titanic 666) has been hired to run the event. As she gets her life together and continues her sobriety, she wonders if she can handle working this demanding event for the exacting Mr. Emitt (Ted Raimi). Meanwhile, Detective Stone (Moon Bloodgod, Terminator Salvation) is obsessed with the hotel and a man named Daniel Brayer (Judd Nelson), who has been in the hotel for two massacres, one when he was 12 and his parents were killed and another when he was 24. However, no bodies have ever been found. And Stone’s superior Captain Pasado (Emilio Rivera) warns her to not make the same mistakes his father did and throw his life away investigating this case.

Dante’s Hotel has some really interesting ideas that go beyond the typical horror film. Now, it’s Halloween but this is a fresh New Year’s Eve movie to add later in the year. I loved the idea that the hotel is just one of many cursed buildings where Father Time (Kevin Porter) kills his 12 victims every year, as well as Bryaer being the only resident of the cursed 12th floor in room 1224. Father Time also has a unique look and the building itself conspires to kill people, even pulling them into walls and ripping them to pieces.

What helps this movie and places it above the everyday Tubi original is the talent in the film, the fact that it’s not afraid to get super weird — an elevator that takes you to a portal to Hell is a strange place to make small talk — and it has production values that feel way higher than most Asylum films. There’s also a bit of Eurohorror to the villain and the endless clocks and gears that appear everywhere.

By the way, this has nothing to do with the video game of the same name.

You can watch this on Tubi.

SCREAMFEST LA: Faceless After Dark (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteFaceless After Dark plays on Wednesday, October 11. 

After starring in a killer clown horror flick, Bowie (Jenna Kanell, Tara from another killer clown movie, Terrifier and Terrifier 2) is held hostage by an unhinged fan posing as the slasher that she survived in her movie, which has now become her life.

Directed by Raymond Wood and written by Todd Jacobs and Jenna Kanell, Faceless After Dark starts with Bowie stuck working conventions and doing Cameos, barely holding on to any fame that she may have had. Meanwhile, her girlfriend Jessica (Danielle Lyn) is really enjoying getting to star in a superhero movie. It gets so bad that fans ask Bowie to take photos of themselves with Jessica, which really gets at her.

The man in the clown mask (Max Calder) has, however, found the wrong final girl for the movie in his head. Bowie has had it with her place in the world and is way more dangerous than the character she played on screen. After killing off one fan, she feels something she hasn’t felt in some time. Some level of control. Some level of being alive. And that clown won’t be the last. Bowie begins to invite all of the worst comments on her social media to Jessica’s house and then kills them, one by one, all while neon colors play on the screen and blood sprays.

Is it a home invasion movie if you invite them into the house?

You’re either going to see this as a cathartic blast of getting back at horrible people or an entitled woman who just can’t get it together. I’m on the former side of the argument, but I can see some loving this and some just hating every minute.

That said, Kanell is great and the movie looks absolutely gorgeous.

SCREAMFEST LA: Somewhere Quiet (2023)

Screamfest Horror Film Festival stands as a cornerstone of the horror genre, boasting the largest and longest-running festival of its kind in the United States. You can learn more about this year’s festival by checking out the official siteSomewhere Quiet plays on Wednesday, October 18. 

Meg (Jennifer Kim) is trying to find a new normal after being part of a brutal kidnapping that she barely escaped. One way that she’s achieving self-care is to take a trip to Cape Codd with her husband Scott (Kentucker Audley). His family has a huge countryside compound that will give her the peace that she needs until his cousin Madeline (Marin Ireland) shows up. Her snobbery unleashes nightmares in Meg as she starts to deal with what she’s live through as well as the truth behind why she was abducted.

Meg and Scott’s relationship begins to unravel as an old woman shows up in the woods and Meg begins to feel that Madeline and her husband are keeping secrets from her. Of course there’s a much darker story behind all of this, as you just knew there was.

Director and writer Olivia West Lloyd has put together a movie that slowly makes you wonder who is right, why Meg has gone through all of this and whether anyone can be trusted. I always wanted to see a movie where a Final Girl tries to deal with the PTSD that had to come from dealing with a horrific situation. This does that but puts her into an even worse one.