TUBI ORIGINAL: Shark Bait (2022)

Originally known as Jetski, this movie finds Nat (Holly Earl) and her boyfriend Tom (Jack Trueman) on a vacation with their friends Tyler (Malachi Pullar-Latchman), Milly (Catherine Hannay) and Greg (Thomas Flynn). She’s the only one of them that seems to have any sense of morals, so when they decide to steal some jetskis and head out into open water, you’ll cheer on the shark that finds them.

They’re dumb before the shark even gets there, racing the jetskis at one another and causing an accident with numerous injuries, stranding them with no coast in sight. And then, there’s that dorsal fin, and the shark saves us all.

Director James Nunn worked was the second unit director on 47 Meters Down and 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, so he knows how to shoot a shark attack scene, even one that’s done with CGI. Writer Nick Saltrese has experience with soap operas, so that gives some dramatic gravitas to the film, as Tom hasn’t exactly been loyal to Nat.

It’s well shot, the gore isn’t bad and the movie flies by. What more can you ask from a free shark movie in 2022?

You can watch this on Tubi.

The Dead Girl In Apartment 03 (2022)

After recently moving to New York City, Laura’s (Laura Dooling) new roommate Elizabeth is already dead and she’s left alone in the apartment to deal with the emotional and supernatural aftermath.

With the help of Detectives Miller (Frank Wihbey) and Richards (Adrienne King, who is — of course — Alice from Friday the 13th), as well as her ex-boyfriend Christian (Bryan Manley Davis), she has to figure out who left the symbols under Elizabeth’s bed and murdered her before she’s the next victim.

The movie starts with Christian trying to explain to the cops why three dead bodies were in her apartment and also why Laura is gone before rewinding back to its story. That’s a huge spoiler delivered by the actual film that we’re about to watch. That said, Dooling is great in the film and her fears are quite believable, especially once the power goes out.

Director Kurtis Spieler has become well-known for overseeing the dubbing and assembling the footage to create the patchwork cult film New York Ninja. He also made the movies The Devil’s Well and Sheep Skin.

The Dead Girl in Apartment 03 premieres on August 9 on digital and on special edition DVD and blu ray November 22 from Wild Eye Releasing.

SHUDDER EXCLUSIVE: Glorious (2022)

Directed by Rebekah McKendry (All the Creatures Were Stirring) and written by David Ian McKendry, Joshua Hull, and Todd Rigney, this film finds a depressed Wes (Ryan Kwanten) dealing with his breakup by hitting the road. At a rest stop, he gets drunk and burns everything he owns. Heading into the restroom to puke, he finds himself locked inside a stall while the next one over, inside a glory hole, is a voice belonging to J.K. Simmons.

That voice is a cosmic god by the name of Ghat and if Wes wants to save all of reality, he must submit his body to him. But is that really a Lovecraftian monster inside the other toilet? Is Wes really the good person he claims to be? And will two abused children — a hungover human and an Elder God — be able to bond? Are we all doomed?

Glorious has a great concept and would probably be even better as a short than a high concept full-length. That said, I was in no way bored by this movie and you should probably check it out — it’s exclusively on Shudder — and make up your own mind. You’ll never pee in a rest stop the same way again.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: We Got a Dog (2022)

Morgan (Morgan Taylor) comes home to her wide-eyed boyfriend Mason (Mason Conrad) who says, with some level of sinister in his voice, “We got a dog.” He beckons for her to follow him through the dark to see it, but through that hallway is something…wrong.

Director and writer Ryan Valdez was the cinematographer on Day of the MummyThe Virus and Eaters, as well as the director of two videos for Korn, “Insane” and “Black Is the Soul.” Despite how young his career is, this movie takes an incredibly simple story and delivers something truly special. I can’t wait to see what he does with a longer film and bigger opportunities.

I watched We Got a Dog as part of the shorts at Popcorn Frights.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: The Barn Part II (2022)

I’d put off watching The Barn for so long; it just seemed like a rather silly for silly sake Troma-esque mining of the wonderous golden age of the slasher. Man, I was wrong. This movie completely rocks on every level and is way, way better than I had no idea it could have been.

The Halloween ban is now lifted in Helen’s Valley and the sorority girls of Gamma Tau Psi place Michelle (Lexi Dripps) — once the final girl, destined to be the final girl again — in charge of their haunted house. Yet she still hasn’t come to terms with what happened in the first movie and believes that she survived what was only a ritualistic attack that killed all her friends.

Working with her best friend Heather (Sable Griedel), they start planning the haunt and decide to use it to memorialize the still missing Sam (Mitchell Musolino) and Josh (Will Stout). While the story of the first movie has become only an urban legend, the truth is that The Boogeyman, Hollow Jack and the Candy Corn Scarecrow are back. And if you don’t know their story, Drive-In Joe (Joe Bob Briggs!) will handle the exposition.

There’s also a battle to outlaw Halloween again, led by Sara Barnhart (Linnea Quigley) and battled by DJ Dr. Rock (Ari Lehman). They’re not the only great cameos. Lloyd Kaufmann is the town’s mayor, Diana Prince plays a nurse, Doug Bradley plays Sam’s father, Mister Lobo shows up and even Ben Dietels from Neon Brainiacs is in it!

Director and writer Justin M. Seaman has created a movie that lives up to 90s DTV horror and can also stand on its own. I had an absolute blast watching this movie. See it in a theater — or a drive-in! — if you can or with as many people as you can. It’s filled with goofy monsters — including two new ones — as well as inventive kills and all kinds of gore.

I watched The Barn Part II at Popcorn Frights. You can order DVDs and blu rays here and learn more at the official Facebook page.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: The Eyes Below (2022)

Eugene (Vinicius Coelho) lies down after a long day of big decisions: he’s going to blow the whistle on some corporate crimes the very next day. But when he gets in bed and under the covers, something else is there with him, an oily black form with eyes that stare into his soul.

For 77 minutes, this dark shadow and the lawyer are trapped in the bed together, quick cuts and strange images intertwining as night terror becomes real.

Director, writer, editor, composer and set designer Alexis Bruchon has assembled a test of your nerves; if you’ve experienced sleep paralysis or waking nightmares, this might be too much for you. It’s a full-length film with no dialogue and only action between the natural and the supernatural. It’s definitely worth you taking a look.

I watched The Eyes Below at Popcorn Frights and will update this post when this movie is streaming and not playing festivals.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: Breathing Happy (2022)

This film follows the journey of Dylan Brady, who is played for most of the film by director and writer Shane Brady (BallersDr. Sleep) and Owen Atlas when he is young, a man who is struggling to achieve his first year of sobriety.

It goes deep, not just showing his journey, but how his extended family deals with him, which is all caused by the death of his father (John D’Aquino) when he was young. As Christmas approaches and he’s cut off from his family — they had to finally give him the tough love that it took to make him reach out for help — and must go through this next stage of his recovery alone.

June Carryl, who plays Dylan’s mother, is incredible in this, a woman striving to keep her adopted family together despite years of hardship. The love that she has for her son shines through even when it’s impossible to feel anything for him. Justin Benson and Aaron Moorehead, who made The Endless and Spring, also do great voice work as some of the characters that live inside Dylan’s head.

The rest of the strong cast includes Katelyn Nacon (The Walking Dead), Augie Duke (Spring), Brittney Escalante, Jim O’Heir (Parks and Recreation) and even NHL Hall of Famer Phil Esposito, who plays the future that Dylan could become. Hockey — and magic — have a major role in this movie, so seeing Esposito be the perfect older Dylan is a great idea.

Breathing Happy takes you on a journey that’s not always comfortable, but the filmmakers were committed to telling what this story is truly like, for good and bad.

Breathing Happy is playing at Popcorn Frights and will be available to watch virtually as part of the festival.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: Fanga (2022)

“Fanga” is the Icelandic for prisoner. And that’s what Belle is, as this is a new take on Beauty and the Beast, but one in which Belle remains trapped in toxic relationships. She’s the only person taking care of her family after the death of her mother. And now, to heal her father, she has become trapped by the Beast, who knows how to heal the sick older man with a rose.

Director and writer Max Gold has created a visually stunning film — credit also due to cinematographer Nico Navia — that updates a classic fairy tale that already has Le Bete and the Disney version burned into the minds of film lovers. It’s definitely a bold take, one that has every frame looking like a work of art, as well as a beast that remains truly horrifying.

I saw Fanga at Popcorn Frights. When there’s a way to watch it outside of fests, I will update this post.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: Timekeepers of Eternity (2022)

EDITOR’S NOTE: We’ve watched this movie at several fests and consider this a MUST WATCH that you can see at Popcorn Frights today at 2 PM EST.

The Langoliers may be at the bottom of Stephen King adaptions, but if The Timekeepers of Eternity has any say in things, we’ve been misjudging Tom Holland’s 1995 TV miniseries.

Animator Aristotelis Maragkos has printed every frame of that movie and used collage animation to reconstruct, remix and retell the story in an entirely new way, compressing 180 minutes into 64 and taking Bronson Pinchot’s character of Craig Toomey and making him the lead character and not the villain.

This film takes something we’ve seen before and deliriously recreates it as something bold, brave and fresh.

Beyond just a film, now that The Langoliers has moved into the world of paper, it can make comic book-like movements where multiple characters and angles can appear at the same time while the emotions can come out as darker shapes and jagged lines emitted from the actors. Even the ending moves from King, changing the source material in a way that makes this movie its own piece of art nearly separate from where it was sourced.

In the original film, the CGI Langoliers have been selected on so many worst special effects lists, so imagine my joy when they appear to merely be torn chunks of paper that tear through the reality of this story.

Maragkos spent years making this, but trust me, it was beyond worth the effort.

POPCORN FRIGHTS: Presence (2022)

After leaving New York after a mental breakdown, Jennifer (Jenna Lyng Adams) learns from her friend Sam (Alexandria DeBerry) that at least her business life is going well, as billionaire David (Dave Vacis) wants them to work on the design of his new product. He invites her to his private yacht, but that’s when she starts being confronted with visions of violence. Is she possessed? Is this how her anxiety shows itself? And is anyone safe from her?

Director Christian Schultz, who wrote the script with Peter Ambrosio, embraces the form of giallo that is not as much about black gloved killers. Instead, it’s the film in which a female protagonist doubts every single thing in her reality, as she’s an unreliable narrator to herself. Jennifer dreams of being stalked by a shadowy figure that never quite reveals itself; she often awakens to situations that she’s escalated but can’t control.

With just minutes left, a character says, “You look like you have a lot of questions. I’d like to provide you with some answers.” The answers that we get may not solve the mystery of this movie, but the idea that our perception of the world is at odds with what others experience is a universal one; this movie pushes that idea to the limit.

Presence is playing at Popcorn Frights. To watch it, buy tickets at their screening room.