ARROW 4K UHD RELEASE: The Mask (1996)

Based on the Dark Horse comic book by John Arcudi and Doug Mahnke, The Mask was directed by Chuck Russell (A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream WarriorsThe BlobEraser) and written by Mike Werb from a story by Michael Fallon and Mark Verheiden. Was it a success, despite having newcomers Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz in the leads? You bet. It made $352 million on an $18 million budget.

Stanley Ipkiss (Carrey) is a bank teller who everyone abuses. But for some reason, when gangster Dorian Tyrell (Peter Greene) sends his girl Tina (Diaz) into his bank to take photos for a robbery, she falls for him. Even his best friend, Charlie Schumaker (Richard Jeni), is surprised.

Things are looking up for Stanley, who soon finds a wooden mask that transforms him into a green engine of madness. He’s soon chased by Detective Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway (Peter Reigert) and newspaper reporter Peggy Brandt (Amy Yasbeck), who want to figure out who this new crime player is and how he ties into the coming war between Tyrell and his boss Niko (Orestes Matacena).

Russell and Werb turned the violent comic book into a romantic comedy, complete with Stanley performingCuban Peteat a nightclub while dodging cops and robbers. A dog turns into The Mask, Tyrell becomes a giant monster (that’s Jeep Swenson, who also played Bane in the abortive Batman and Robin), and Carrey went all out in this, becoming a living special effect. He was only paid $450,000 for this and had to act even though he was violently ill with the flu at one point.

While Son of the Mask was a flop, Carrey and Diaz have discussed a sequel as late as 2025.

The Arrow Video 4K UHD of this film has a 4K restoration of the film from the original camera negative by Arrow Films approved by director Chuck Russell, two archive audio commentaries (Chuck Russell alone and Russell with New Line co-chairman Bob Shaye, screenwriter Mike Werb, executive producer Mike Richardson, producer Bob Engelman, ILM VFX supervisor Scott Squires, animation supervisor Tom Bertino and cinematographer John R. Leonetti); new interviews with Russell, Mike Richardson, Mike Werb, Mark Verheiden, visual effects supervisor Scott Squires, editor Arthur Coburn, Amy Yasbeck and choreographer Jerry Evans; a video essay by critic Elizabeth Purchell on canine sidekick Milo; archival features; deleted scenes; a trailer; an image gallery; an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas and original production notes; a double-sided fold-out poster featuring two original artwork options and six postcard-sized reproduction artcards. You can get it from MVD.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the Impossible (1996)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: In Memoriam

I think I’ve written about every Samantha Eggar movie and perhaps a director, and I had conspired to kidnap her and Susan George to make our dream double sequel to Demonoid and Tintorera. I hope she won’t mind that I remember her by watching this cartoon, devoted to magicians Siegfried and Roy.

I’m sorry, Samatha.

There are four episodes of Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible, and I wish there were four thousand.

“This animated series is a wonderful chance to bring children our important message about discovering the world of magic all around them,” Roy once told the Las Vegas Sun. “We also want them to discover the magic deep inside all of us.”

Man, I have been in hysterics since watching this, and all the PR from the 90s is starting my giggles all over again. Like this…

Director-producer Ron Myrick says they turned to sources as varied as Norse mythology, sword-and-sorcery games and, of course, Siegfried & Roy’s nightly spectacle at The Mirage.

“We’ve opened the door, allowing us to borrow from other periods and places,” he says. “There are no bounds to this world of Sarmoti. Each character and place has a unique, creative look that’s found nowhere else in its kind. There are no limits on what we can create and do.”

Sadly, that article has one lie.

And after the four-episode miniseries airs, will there be more?

“This is only the beginning,” Siegfried says.

It wasn’t.

Airing on Fox Kids from February 19 to 22, 1996, this finds Siegfried as an illusionist and Roy as an animal tamer traveling with a white tiger named Mantacore. Sarmoti has four demons released, three of which are the personifications of sins, while the fourth is part of Mantacore. Roy wishes to make Mantacore whole and works with Siegfried, and the duo must learn to get along and save the kingdom.

Another lie. Siegfried and Roy didn’t do their own voices.

Siegfried is Andrew Hawkes, and Roy is Jeff Bennett.

Plus, Charlie Adler, the voice of Starscream, is Loki; Jim Cummings and Brad Garrett show up (Garrett knows how to do the cartoon voice of a real person, as he was Hulk Hogan on his cartoon); Rumpelstiltskin plays their sidekick, and oh yes, there’s Samantha Eggar.

The dup keeps yelling, “The magic is back!” and Rumpelstiltskin keeps asking when they’ll find some women. This may have been the reason I was laughing more than a few times.

Maybe that demon part of Mantacore was real. At the Mirage on October 3, 2003, the cat knocked down Roy and dragged him off stage as he had a stroke either before or after the attack. The animal trainer claimed that the cat was trying to help him. It helped him to a severed spine, blood loss and paralysis on the left side of his body. After performing one more time on 20/20, they retired on April 23, 2010. Mantacore died four years later.

I learned a few things researching this:

While Siegfried and Roy were a couple, they were also devout Catholics and had a chapel in their home.  Also, the name of the planet, Sarmoti, means “Siegfried And Roy, Masters Of The Impossible.”

Despite Roy being injured, they had a computer-animated TV show, Father of the Pride, about one of the lions.

In a magical world, there would have been action figures of this show. It’s kind of like He-Man, but way less gay. OK, I’m sorry, I tried really hard not to make any jokes in this entire article, so please give me some grace for that one.

You can watch this on YouTube.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 16: Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996)

16. SEQUELAR SUBTITULAR: You know how sequels sometimes have clever subtitles? Like House II: The Second Story

Someone tell medical student Grace Rhodes (Naomi Watts) that you should never go home again. Yet she has to take care of her agoraphobic mother, June (Karen Black), who keeps dreaming of being hurt by children. She gets her old job back with Dr. Larson (William Windom) and starts to take care of her much younger siblings, Margaret (Jamie Renée Smith) and James (Mark Sailing).

When every kid in town gets a fever, just like in June’s dreams, and you realize this is set in Grand Island, Nebraska, the birthplace of Dick Cavett, you know something evil is up.

Donald (Brent Jennings) and Sandra (Toni Marsh) Atkins have one of those feverish kids, Marcus (Lewis Flanagan III). Josiah, Brandon Kleyla, a child preacher, gets him to murder his own mother, sending the police after the father, whom they blame. Oh man, Josiah. The dude was like Marjoe Gortne, and as he started to grow, the priests he was with tried to stop his aging. They abandoned him at one point, so he killed them, then the people of Grand Island burned him alive and sealed his remains in a well. So, you know, it’s totally normal that he’s back and giving the kids the names of dead children from a past century.

Somehow, his weakness is mercury, and somehow, this small-town medical student learns how to make mercury bullets. I love it. In a deleted scene, the two old ladies tell Grace and Donald that the children called Josiah “He Who Walks Behind The Rows.” Yeah, we didn’t have continuity, and only nerds cared back then.

U of M grad Steve King said he “could have done without all of the Children of the Corn sequels.” Well, did you say no to the money? Oh, Steve.

As for me, I’m sad when William Windom — Dr. Seth! — gets killed by a strange operating table with a blade on it. Oh yeah, spoiler.

Director Greg Spence also made The Prophecy II.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Face of Evil (1996)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Made for TV Movie

Ah man, Tracy Gold was always a good girl until this movie. She plays Darcy Palmer, an artist who loses her mind, leaves her man at the altar, takes all his money, heads to New York City and kills a college student named Brianne Dwyer (Mireille Enos). Then, she starts life all over again as a college student in New Hampshire.

She soon becomes friends with Jeanelle Polk (Shawnee Smith) and goes home to meet her father, Russell (Perry King). Before you know it, she has him fooled, and she’s cutting his ponytail off in the shower.

Directed by Mary Lambert and written by Gregory Goodell (lots of TV movies, but also the director and writer of the video nasty Human Experiments), this has the lovely daughter of TV’s Growing Pains stuffing dead bodies into her suitcase, ruining eyes with acid eyedrops and even trying to stab our good girl with scissors. She’s killed ten people in six cities and keeps changing who she is, somehow staying ahead of cops. If this were a Giallo, they’d be amongst the dumbest of all movie police, as a festering suitcase filled with a dead body can stay in a dorm for days and then at a construction site for months and no one notices.

Perry King also wears a jaunty scarf for the scene where Gold bites him and screams, “I’m an artist!”

Also: Total square up reel of all her crimes while Perry King is like, “I guess we were lucky.” And yet, he slept with her. I’m sure it was amazing.

You can watch this on Tubi.

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Blondes Have More Guns was on USA Up All Night on February 15, 1997.

Yes, a Troma Naked Gun. Such is the dichotomy of my life: I love USA Up All Night and hate Troma, despite most USA Up All Night movies coming from Troma. I love parties, but I hate gatherings.

Detective Harry Bates, his partner Dick Smoker and his dog, who is a man in a suit, get screwed up with two half-sisters, Montana Beaver-Shotz (Elizabeth Key) and Dakota Beaver (Gloria Lusak).

The only film of director George Merriweather, who wrote this with Dan Goodman (the composer of Evil Come Evil Go and the cinematographer of Brother and Sister — in which a man discovers his half-sister is Rene Bond and you know what happens after that — as well as Bob Chinn’s Panama Red — a PG rated movie with Rene Bond and John Holmes in it — and Return Fire) and Mary Guthrie, this was way better than expected.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Darklands (1996)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Joseph Perry writes for the film websites Gruesome Magazine, The Scariest Things, Horror FuelThe Good, the Bad and the Verdict and Diabolique Magazine; for the film magazines Phantom of the Movies’ VideoScope and Drive-In Asylum; and for the pop culture websites When It Was Cool and Uphill Both Ways. He is also one of the hosts of When It Was Cool’s exclusive Uphill Both Ways podcast and can occasionally be heard as a cohost on Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror: The Classic Era podcast.

Official synopsis: Darklands tells the story of a newspaper reporter lured into a conspiracy of pagan rituals and human sacrifice whilst investigating the death of a steelworker. 

With Darklands, director Julian Richards delivers a riveting fright-fare mashup of traditional U.K. folk horror and set pieces with a postindustrial vibe. The result is an intriguing work that feels like an elevator pitch of “The Wicker Man (1973)  meets The Road Warrior/Mad Max 2 (1981).”

The film also boasts noir elements as journalist Frazier Tuck (Craig Fairbass) assists newly assigned cub reporter Rachel Morris (Rowena King) in investigating the workplace death of her brother, which seems suspicious to her despite what the local authorities say. This leads him down a deadly path filled with conspiracy theories, modern-day Celtic pagans, nationalist political figures, and men of the cloth, to name but a few of the characters, with a super supporting cast on hand.

Twenty-nine years on, many of the elements seem familiar — some obviously did so as soon as the film was originally released — but there’s plenty of interest here for scare-fare aficionados to warrant a revisit or a first-time watch. 

The remastered Director’s Cut of Darklands, from  Jinga Films, has been released worldwide on multiple streaming platforms including Amazon, Sky, Apple TV, Plex, Google, Fandango, Tubi, Fawesome, and Philo.

USA UP ALL NIGHT: Jurassic Women (1996)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Jurassic Women was on USA Up All Night on December 7, 1996, August 9, 1997 and February 6, 1998.

A meteor shower causes a spacecraft to crash-land on a planet inhabited by cavemen and gorgeous women, who have been at war for centuries. Captain David Clayton (James Phillips) and Dr. Cody Sinclair (Jonathan Vakeen) are the humans from our time who get captured by the men and saved by the women, but the captain goes all incel because none of the women want him.

This has a jurassic name but no dinosaurs. It does have Jan-Michael Vincent,

Director John Pieplow also made the Dee Snider movie Strangeland. He wrote this with David Heavener. There’s all the potential in the world for this movie and it somehow doesn’t live up to any of it.

You can watch this on Tubi.

Tales from the Crypt S7 E13: The Third Pig (1996)

The final episode of Tales from the Crypt was animated and directed by Bill Kopp and Patrick A. Ventura, with Kopp and Steven Dodd writing the script.

Hmm, Son of Dracula. Return of the Son of Dracula. The Son of Dracula’s Revenge? Is that all you can do? Vampire movies?! I’m afraid that’s not good enough. You’d have to be a bite more versatile to be on the fright-ing staff of Tales from the Crypt. Oh, hello creeps!

As you can see, we’ve got an opening for a story dead-itor. I’ve been conducting chop interviews all morning. No one seems to get what I’m looking for! Oh well, let’s see who’s next. (pulls a book closer to him) Interesting, a brother team. Grimm. I think I’ve heard of them. This has potential, boils and ghouls. It’s a twisted bit of gory-telling about three scare-acters you may recognize… at first. It’s called: “The Third Pig.”

You may have read the story of the Three Little Pigs, but these are different. There’s the intelligent Dudley (Cam Clarke), the aptly named Drinky (Brad Garrett) and the angry Smokey (Charlie Adler). Dudley lives in a sturdy house made of bricks, while his brothers live in a whiskey keg and a house made of cigarettes.

The Big Bad Wolf (Bobcat Goldthwait) blows two of their houses down, so Drinky and Smokey come to live with Dudley. They repay him by treating him horribly. Don’t get too used to them, as the wolf soon kills them and sets up Dudley, thanks to a wolf cop (Corey Burton) and judge (Jim Cummings). He’s sentenced to death by frying pan, but his fellow pigs come back from the dead as ghosts and show him how to combine their corpses to make a zombie Frankenswine. He gets his revenge, but feels as if he’s become as evil as the wolf. Well, the wolf comes back too and turns him into a sandwich.

Animated by Nelvana, which also produced the Tales from the Crypt Keeper kids cartoon, this series features the Crypt Keeper narrating the entire story and engaging in on-screen battles with some of the characters. This was initially planned as an episode of the children’s show, but it was rejected for being too violent.

This is the only episode not based on an EC Comics story.

Is that it? Not yet. Over the next few months, we’ll explore other EC Comics series that HBO aired, including Two Fisted TalesPerversions of Science (based on the EC science fiction comics) and Weird World.

Tales from the Crypt S7 E12: Ear Today…Gone Tomorrow ( 1996)

One episode away from the end.

Directed by Christopher Hart (Eat and Run) and written by Steven Dodd and Ed Tapia, this is the story of Glynn Fennel (Robert Lindsay), a safecracker whose hearing is going, which leads to him screwing up his jobs. Mob boss Malcolm Lawson (Richard Johnson) spares his life, on the advice of his wife Kate (Gretchen Palmer). When Malcolm leaves on business, Kate reveals that she has been given the eyes of a cat and can get Glynn the ears of an owl, as long as he breaks into her husband’s safe. She’ll split the money and he can pay his debts.

“Look, lady, I’m sorry if the product made your skin fall off. But we never do ax-changes on sale merchandise! Next! Some people. Maybe at Doom-ingdales the ghost-omer’s always fright. But not here. Attention all Slay Mart choppers! Interested in tonight’s boo light special? (no longer in the microphone) It concerns a couple of crooks who are about to learn the benefits of dying wholesale. I call this bit of gash-and-carry: “Ear Today… Gone Tomorrow.”

The new ears work so well that Glynn shoots Kate and takes the money for himself. Except that now, she has nine lives. Good Lord, shudder, choke…she and her husband are using criminals like him to harvest these animal organs.

In the original EC Comics story, which was in Haunt of Fear #11, two men own a fertilizer factory next to a cemetery and decide to start digging under the graveyard and use that dirt, including some of the bones of dead people. When they go on vacation together, a field of corn comes to life and kills them. It was written by Al Feldstein and William Gaines and drawn by Jack Davis.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2025: The Craft (1996)

You know, I love the movies Ideal Home and Bad Dreams. I’d never guess that they were both written and directed by the same person, Andrew Fleming. You may not know the man, but chances are you know his 1996 film, The Craft.

Producer Douglas Wick (he produced Stuart Little and also co-wrote the sequels) wanted to create a movie that mixed the high school experience with witchcraft, which he worked on with screenwriter Peter Filardi (Flatliners). Well, he sure did it. This is a movie that was a quiet hit but has never gone away. Take it from someone who has dated plenty of goth girls.

Sarah Bailey (Robin Tunney, wearing a wig as she had shaved her head for Empire Records) is the new girl in town, having moved from Los Angeles to San Francisco with her father (Cliff DeYoung, Shock Treatment) and stepmother. She soon becomes friends with a group of outcasts who are rumored to be witches: the scarred Bonnie (Neve Campbell), trailer trash and totally awesome Nancy (the legit Wiccan Fairuza Balk, who was also in Return to Oz) and Rochelle (Rachel True, CB4), whose black skin in a nearly all white school makes her a target of ridicule. The witch rumor? Yeah, it’s true. They all worship an entity they refer to as Manon.

Sarah becomes attracted to the popular Chris Hooker (Skeet Ulrich, who was very much a thing in 1996), but he claims that they slept together and ruins her reputation before it gets started. That leads to the girls finally completing a big spell that gives them everything they want: Chris falls in love so hard that he can’t live without Sarah, racist bully Laura Lizzie (Christine Taylor) loses her hair and popularity, Bonnie becomes gorgeous and Nancy’s abusive stepfather dies and she gets rich.

However, it’s not enough. After a rite called the “Invocation of the Spirit,” Nancy gains even more power because, you know, she got hit by lightning (actual Wiccan Pat Devin was the on-set advisor, so maybe this really does occur). Now she can’t be stopped and all of the girls other than Sarah have gone wrong. The coven turns on her, but Sarah ends up stronger than all of them.

Of course, Blumhouse is remaking this, with Zoe Lister-Jones directing. There was talk of another remake and a direct to video sequel which never happened. I had hoped that that luck would have stopped this new version, but it’s already finished production.

I learned a really important lesson from The Craft. The girl I was dating at the time asked me which member of the coven I found most attractive. I said none of them. She kept pressing and begging for my answer. Of course Fairuza Balk is the right answer, but I kept quiet until finally, after an entire meal of her asking, I told her. She instantly grew angry and said, “The right answer is none of them!” Somewhere inside this story is a lesson.

I love the scene where all the fish wash up and the coven realizes how much power they have. You don’t know how many times the women in my life have made me watch this movie. I have grown smarter and not said a single thing about Nancy.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.