Sizzlin’ Summer of Side-Splitters 2025: Teenage Catgirls In Heat (1993)
June 23-29 Cat Week: Cats! They’re earth’s funniest creatures (sorry chimps, you’re psychos). Directed by Scott Perry, who wrote it with Grace Smith, this has two guys — a hitchhiker, Ralph (Dave Cox) and a cat exterminator, Warren (Gary Graves) — up against an Egyptian god who turns cats into human women all set to […]
ARROW VIDEO UHD RELEASE: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
At Camp Crystal Lake, an undercover government agent lures Jason into a trap, blowing him up real good. I saw this scene in a movie theater in Youngstown, OH (former murder capital of the US!) and the crowd cheered their name being mentioned as a place Jason had been seen. Soon after, the body is […]
MVD REWIND COLLECTION BLU RAY RELEASE: The Bikini Car Wash Company Bubble Feature (1990, 1993)
This Blu-ray release from the MVD Rewind Collection marks the first high-definition appearance of both features, presented in their original 1.33:1 aspect ratio. Because both films were originally shot and edited on standard definition videotape, they’ve been carefully remastered using advanced AI upscaling from 480p to 1080p resolution. Packaged with a collectible slipcover, this release […]
APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Who’s The Man (1993)
April 19: Record Store Day — Write about a movie starring a musician. Ah, 1993. The first movie of Ted Demme (The Ref, Beautiful Girls, Blow), Who’s the Man? unites Yo! MTV Raps hosts Doctor Dré and Ed Lover as barber shop employees turned cops, working for Sergeant Cooper (Dennis Leary, amazing). While they try and become actually decent police […]
APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Things (1993)
April 5: Visual Vengeance Day — Write about a movie released by Visual Vengeance. Here’s a list to help you find a movie. No, not that Things. This Things has had so many sequels — I watched Things II before it — and it’s an anthology film of two stories and a wraparound which is directed by Eugene James […]
Hidden Obsession (1993)
In 1981, I would have been nine, and maybe I wasn’t yet ready to recognize when the opposite sex was attractive to me. That said, my grandfather had one poster in his room, one he’d framed and placed next. to his bed. It was the famous Heather Thomas photo of her getting out of a […]
Body of Evidence (1993)
Directed by Uli Edel and written by Brad Mirman (who scripted and produced another American Giallo, Knight Moves), Body of Evidence was yet one more attempt for Madonna to find the screen success that she had in Desperately Seeking Susan as a lead and not a supporting character. But just like Shanghai Surprise, Who’s That […]
Tales from the Crypt S5 E13: Till Death Do We Part (1993)
Directed and written by W. Peter Iliff (Point Break, Varsity Blues), this episode stars John Stamos as Johnny Canaparo, a kept man in the employ of Ruth Rossi (Eileen Brennan), the widow of a powerful mob boss who killed her husband and took over his mob outfit. He never learns, as any woman he sleeps with […]
Tales from the Crypt S5 E12: Half-way Horrible (1993)
Years ago, Roger Lassen (Clancy Brown) made a dirty deal somewhere in the rainforest. Now, he’s being called on to look at the body of a dead business partner, Dan King (Costas Mandylor). All that greed, all those underhanded schemes, they’re all about to come back to haunt him. “”Ooh, I just love how your […]
Tales from the Crypt S5 E11: Oil’s Well That Ends Well (1993)
Directed by Paul Abascal, who started as a makeup artist, and written by Scott Nimerfro, who wrote eleven episode of this show, this episode starts with the Tales from the Crypt pinball machine. “Tonight’s tale concerns a man with 3 balls. What do you know? Par for the corpse! 10 killion points! Is this fun or what? […]
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