All-Star Party for Burt Reynolds (1981)

 

Directed by Dick McDonough (who also produced similar specials for Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Elizabeth Taylor, Lucille Ball, Joan Collins, Clint Eastwood, Frank Sinatra, Carol Burnett and Ingrid Bergman) and written by Paul Keyes, this originally aired on December 13, 1981 on CBS.

Burt has been voted Variety Club’s Man of the Year, and that means that all of Hollywood — old and new, as well as several country stars — have gathered to pay tribute. In 1981, Burt was on top of the world, between Cannonball Run and Sharky’s Machine. We won’t mention Paternity.

Dolly Parton shows up to sing a song she wrote for Burt, just after they appeared in The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas together. Old Hollywood appears, as Jimmy Stewart and Jack Lemmon give touching speeches. Jackie Gleason appears as Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Jerry Reed sings “Eastbound and Down” while saying hello to people in the audience; no lip synch, he’s actually singing and pausing to have conversations. Also: Everyone else is in black tie formal. Jerry is all denim.

At the end, Burt looks into the audience and sees Dinah Shore, his one-time love, and asks her to sing for him. With Jack Lemmon on piano, she performs “The Glory of Love,” and it’s a moment of raw authenticity in a moment where celebrity culture was all fawning. This is real.

You get Madeline Kahn, Kris Kristofferson, Dom DeLuise, Jim Neighbors, Loni Anderson, Hal Needham, Charles Nelson Reilly, Monty Hall and so many others. A magical evening that would have been the dream of 9-year-old me, the highlight is when Burt mentions rumors of an affair between himself and Charles Bronson, then the camera cuts to Bronson, looking unamused and not wanting to be there, stuck in a suit while Jill Ireland shines, looking gorgeous. Magical! Topped only by Brian Keith drunkenly getting up for a toast and Henry Silva looking like a movie bad guy, speaking from the heart.

The only downer is that almost everyone on this is dead. I used to watch old movies and think that. Now I’m watching TV specials from when I was a kid and man, now this all star party would be in whatever happens after this thing called life.

You can watch this on YouTube.

ARROW VIDEO SHAW SCOPE VOLUME 4 BOX SET: Bloody Parrot (1981)

The bloody parrot of this film’s title is a legend of a bird born on the devil king’s birthday, when all the lesser demons gave him their blood so that it might grant three wishes to whoever discovered it. Those wishes, however, tend to go poorly. One example is Guo Fan, a government worker who has lost a treasure and begs the bird for their return. The prize does come back at the cost of his son’s life. He then monkey’s paw wishes for the son back, so his wife kills him and commits suicide.

The treasure disappears again, and that’s when fighters from around the world learn that if they find the parrot, they will become rich. Swordsman Yeh Ting Feng (Pai Piao) and constable Tieh Han (Tony Liu) start hunting for the truth, which ends with Tieh being killed and Yeh carrying his coffin like some Shaw Brothers Django. There’s also a Parrot Brothel where Pei-yu (Jenny Liang) works. There’s a whole hall of mirrors for her to show off her curves in.

If you liked the gross-out side of Shaw Brothers — HexBlack MagicHuman Lanterns — then this is what you’re looking for. It also has plenty of sleaze and Wuxia moments to make one strange cocktail. Director Hua Shan has so many cards to deal you, from nudity to martial arts battles, sword fights, maggot eating, autopsies and demonic possession, to name a few. Who are we to deny the man who made Infra-Man?

I mean, this is a movie where a woman sews a man’s face onto a Frisbee and uses it as a weapon.

If that doesn’t make you watch this, is there any hope?

As a warning, this movie makes no sense whatsoever, and I’m not advising you to engage in mind-altering substances — you may not even need them — but if you can’t get high and watch a movie that combines Bava colors with kung fu and obscene levels of puking, then what are you living for?

The Arrow Video release of this film, part of the Shaw Scope Volume 4 set, has a high definition (1080p) Blu-ray presentation, newly restored in 2K from the original negatives by Arrow Films. It has a commentary by critic Samm Deighan. You can get this set from MVD.

ARROW VIDEO SHAW SCOPE VOLUME 4 BOX SET: Bewitched (1981)

Detective Wong King Sun is investigating the horrific and violent death of a little girl at the hands of her father, who claims that he was under the influence of a wizard. This takes the detective all the way to Thailand to learn more and, as happens in films such as this, to be cursed by a powerful magician named Magusu, who was supposedly played by an infamous Malay sorcerer. That’s what the credits say, and who are we to deny the words of Shaw Brothers or any exploitation studio when you get right down to it?

Wong King Sun decides to fight black magic; he needs a white magic monk. What follows is an entire movie of one-upmanship battles over whose magic is strongest, including a gut-churning moment when the evil magician grabs that pause that refreshes. Except that we’re not talking about Coca-Cola. This dude likes to sip from a big urn filled with unborn children and blood.

If that last sentence made you wince, turn back now. Bewitched is a ride through absolute chaos. It’s gorgeous, it’s frenetic, and it’s also unafraid to try and make you throw up throughout its running time. And if this one seems like it’s going to be too much, its sequel, The Boxer’s Omen, goes even further. Director Chih-Hung also made the equally blood-and-madness-filled Corpse Mania.

We all know that old Chinese chestnut of advice, right? Don’t take the virginity of village women, ghost them and then just move on, or you’ll be covered in body hair, unable to get it up, and eventually hammering a spike into your daughter’s head so that she stops being possessed and attempting to kill you.

“The moral of the story is to admonish people against casual sex and to be on guard against witchcraft.” That’s what the end says. As for me, I’m all about movies with neon colors, glittery bats that come to animated life and actual black magic rituals being used to entertain audiences.

The Arrow Video release of this film, part of the Shaw Scope Volume 4 set, has a high definition (1080p) Blu-ray presentation, newly restored in 2K from the original negatives by Arrow Films. It has a commentary by critic James Mudge. You can get this set from MVD.

ARROW VIDEO 4K UHD RELEASE: Outland (1981)

Federal Marshal William O’Niel (Sean Connery) has been assigned to the titanium ore mining outpost Con-Am 27, operated by the company Con-Amalgamate on the Jovian moon of Io. It’s rough work in a place where gravity a sixth of Earth’s with no breathable atmosphere and the men are forced to work in heavy spacesuits with hardly any air. But there is money and productivity is up ever since the new manager, Mark Sheppard (Peter Boyle), was hired.

O’Niel is left behind with his wife and son leaving for Jupiter, but he does have a mission. That’s because several miners have died from getting stimulant psychosis and tearing off their suits. That may be because the miners are abusing polydichloric euthimal, a drug that allows them to stay awake for days at a time. The side effect? After ten months, they go insane.

With only one person on his side — Dr. Lazarus (Frances Sternhagen) — O’Niel has to battle the corrupt mining company and their men, many of whom don’t want a chance to their way of life, no matter how wrong it is.

Outland is pretty much a Western in space, directed and written by Peter Hyams, who told Empire, “I wanted to do a Western. Everybody said, “You can’t do a Western; Westerns are dead; nobody will do a Western.” I remember thinking it was weird that this genre that had endured for so long was just gone. But then I woke up and came to the conclusion – obviously after other people – that it was actually alive and well, but in outer space. I wanted to make a film about the frontier. Not the wonder of it or the glamour of it: I wanted to do something about Dodge City and how hard life was. I wrote it and by great fortune Sean Connery wanted to do it. And how many chances do you get to work with Sean Connery?”

If you love this movie, I recommend the comic book adaptation by James Steranko.

The Arrow Video 4K UHD of this film has a new 4K restoration from the original 35mm camera negative by Arrow Films, an archive audio commentary by writer-director Peter Hyams, a new audio commentary by film critic Chris Alexander, interviews with Hyams, director of photography Stephen Goldblatt and visual effects artist William Mesa, appreciations and visual essays by Josh Nelson and Howard S. Berger, a trailer, an image gallery, a reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Pye Parr, a double-sided foldout poster featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Pye Parr and an illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing by film critics Priscilla Page and Brandon Streussnig.

You can get it from MVD.

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 29: In the Shadow of the Sun (1981)

29. “OCCULT”URAL CENTER: This one’s gotta have a supernatural hotspot in it.

This was made by Derek Jarman, who was the production designer for The Devils and also made Jubilee. He also directed the Pet Shop Boys’ 1989 tour.

Jarman was also involved in music, directing videos and films for The Smiths, Marc Almond, Suede, Wang Chung and Psychic TV. This is a mix of Super 8 films shot by the director between 1972 and 1975, scored by Throbbing Gristle. There are scenes from his films Journey to Avebury. Tarot and Fire Island.

The title refers to the Philosophers’ Stone, which alchemists sought, believing it could transform base metals into gold.

I’ve heard people say this movie is boring. Maybe it’s the space I find myself in, but I found it relaxing and a perfect trance. I guess if it’s not for everyone, then it’s occult.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Queen of Black Magic (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Witches or Warlocks

Kohar (Teddy Purba) accuses Murni (Suzzanna) — who he dated with before his marriage and claims that she ruined the ceremony by creating a storm and convincing his bride Baedah (Siska Widowati) that her husband has become a skeleton — of the crime of witchcraft. The village rises up, burns her house down and tosses her off a cliff, only for her to be saved by an old man (W.D. Mochtar) and taught to become the queen of black magic.

Imagine the surprise of the villagers when she walks among them again, alive despite all they have done. Soon, she’s sending swarms of bees after them, commanding worms to eat their faces and stealing babies from their cribs. If that isn’t enough, she enchants someone into clawing off their own head, which then flies around the room biting people.

How do you become the queen of black magic? You get naked and do backflips under the full moon.

Also: Murni seems way too into her brother.

This is everything I wanted it to be and proves why Suzzanna was such a force in Indonesian horror. I’ve seen some people complain about the cheap effects. Get off your high horse. There are horrible people who need to have acid eggs thrown in their faces in this and maybe they don’t have all the big bucks that you do.

You can watch this on Shudder.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2025: Midnight Offerings (1981)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Witches or Warlocks

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Adam Hursey is a pharmacist specializing in health informatics by day, but his true passion is cinema. His current favorite films are Back to the Future, Stop Making Sense, and In the Mood for Love. He has written articles for Film East and The Physical Media Advocate, primarily examining older films through the lens of contemporary perspectives. He is usually found on Letterboxd, where he mainly writes about horror and exploitation films. You can follow him on Letterboxd or Instagram at ashursey.

For some reason, people keep talking to me lately about Little House on the Prairie. I’m not sure why exactly. I am familiar with the show. It was not must see TV for me growing up. Thanks to my mother, I was much more into prime time soap operas like Dallas and Dynasty. The trials and tribulations of the Ingalls family surely could not compare to comings and goings of the Ewings or the Carringtons. 

But I have watched more LHOTP in the last year or so. And boy howdy does that show get unhinged in those later years! Albert Ingalls gets addicted to morphine. He also starts a fire that results in the death of a baby. In the infamous Sylvia episode, a teenager gets raped by a guy in a clown mask. The citizens even blow up Walnut Grove rather than let the land fall into some venture capitalist’s hands. Whenever anyone talks about LHOTP and how “they don’t make shows like they used to”, I cannot disagree. But they are talking about wholesomeness, an aspect that did not exactly run through that show.

In contrast, I’ve never seen an episode of The Waltons. I would be willing to watch it though. It seems like maybe this show is the one people should reference when talking about a show you could watch with the entire family. I’ll have to check it out and report back.

Now if there was a competition between the two shows, perhaps it reached full throat in 1981 when the made for television movie Midnight Offerings debuted on ABC (neutral ground I guess). In this movie, we are treated to Melissa Sue Anderson (Mary Ingalls) versus Mary Beth McDonough (Erin Walton) in a supernatural battle over…the high school quarterback? This film is not going to pass the Bechdel test, that’s for sure.

Anderson plays Vivian Sotherland, the most popular girl in school. She also happens to be a witch (the old seventh daughter of a seventh daughter trope) who is not afraid to kill in order for those around her to succeed. Nobody knows her secret, although the aforementioned quarterback/boyfriend David (Patrick Cassidy) is beginning to have his suspicions. When new girl in town Robin Prentiss (McDonough) shows up, Vivian is ready to quickly dispose of her. But Robin is also the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter, and she has powers she could not explain. Can Mrs. Cunningham, I mean, Emily Moore (Marion Ross) help Robin harness the magic inside of her before Vivian reaches the height of her witchcraft?

There is definitely a lot to like about Midnight Offerings. Melissa Sue Anderson is having a ball playing against type. And I love a magic battle. This one has an unexpected ending that would make any Hammer film proud (if you know you know). Made for TV movies has been a bit of a running theme through my picks this year. I just cannot get enough. Talk about they don’t make things like they used to.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 26: Asso (1981)

26. A Horror Film That Features Edwige Fenech

I may have run out of Edwige Fenech horror films, but this is the next best thing.

Directed and written by Franco Castellano and Giuseppe Moccia, who together directed 20 films and wrote 70, this stars Edwige as Silvia, who has just married her longtime lover, Asso (Adriano Celentano). An expert card player, he has promised to give up gambling for her, but has one last game in him. He wins, but is killed by Sicario (Gianni Magni). 

However, because of how much he loves Silvia, he can come back to Earth and wants to find a man to take care of her so he can go to Heaven. He decides on an old banker named Luigi Morgan (Pippo Santonastaso), but a rival, Bretella (Renato Salvatori), the man who had Asso killed, is trying to take Silvia for himself. However, this caper leads the old man to realize how much he misses his dead wife, Enrichetta (Sylva Koscina). 

Alone again, Silvia finally meets a card player who looks just like Asso, who finally does make it to Heaven, where God defeats him in a card game.

This feels a lot like Heaven Can Wait, and it also seems like Ghost took some elements from it. 

I took the Lord’s name in vain several times during this movie, including a moment when we see the outline of Ms. Fenech through a stained-glass window. As this movie teaches us that God gambles, I feel that the Supreme Being is fine with me ogling one of His or Her’s finest creations. 

2025 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 22: The Road Warrior (1981)

22. WRECK TANGLE: Rubberneck a car crash scene.

Everything Mad Max did right, The Road Warrior does better.

Italy and many other countries remade this over and over.

It changed American pro wrestling thanks to the look of the Road Warriors tag team,. Hawk and Animal.

And it made the end of the world seem awesome.

“Mad Max” Rockatansky (Mel Gibson) lost his family to a biker gang just as the world was ending. Now, he roams the outback and battles even more biker gangs, including Wez (Vernon Wells) and Lord Humongous (Kjell Nilsson), who has perhaps one of the greatest speeches in movie history: “There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.”

Along with a feral child (Emil Minty) and the gyro captain (Bruce Spence), Max must decide to aid the ragtag people left behind. By the end of the movie, we learn that the child has become Chief of the Great Northern Tribe and has been telling this story all along.

As for Max, he’s the greatest cowboy to not ride a horse. Only George Miller could make a cocktail of Joseph Campbell, Carl Jung and Akira Kurosawa that works this well.

In America, you’d never know this was a sequel. It was sold as a brand new movie and as the first movie aired on cable, people put it together. People loved it; critics too. Roger Ebert said that it was  “one of the most relentlessly aggressive movies ever made.”

I first saw it at the drive-in and was totally shocked when the child kills Wez’s partner with a metal boomerang. Like, it shut me down. I couldn’t believe how non-stop violent this movie was and I’m laughing now, because I totally fell in love with this movie and couldn’t stop drawing it as a kid. So much of what I love — the Bronx Italian films, Fist of the North Star and more — all start here.

THE IMPORTANT CINEMA CLUB’S SUPER SCARY MOVIE CHALLENGE DAY 14: Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy (1981)

14. A Croatian Horror Film

Here’s how Deaf Crocodile sold this: “Imagine if Troma Films had been hired to make a Sid & Marty Krofft Saturday morning kids’ show, and if you have some idea of the unspeakable strangeness of Visitors from the Arcana Galaxy, a truly gonzo Croatian sci-fi/fantasy about a struggling writer, Robert (Zarko Potocnjak), who dreams up a story of gold-skinned alien androids named Andra, Targo and Ulu from a distant planet.”

But is it a horror movie? Let’s allow Deaf Crocodile again to describe the Mumu Monster, which was created for the film by legendary Czech animator Jan Svankmajer: “A rubber-suited, multi-tentacled creation that destroys a wedding party, ripping off heads and spouting plumes of toxic green smoke while a blind accordion player blithely plays his squeezebox.”

Director Dusan Vukotic, while born in Yugoslavia, was one of the founding members of Zagreb Film, a Croatian film studio that often worked in animation. What emerges here is pure fantastic filmmaking — a movie where Robert has his head in the clouds, dreaming of being a science fiction writer. This is a goal that his girlfriend Biba (Lucié Žulova) and friend Tino (Ljubiša Samardžić) think is silly.

Somehow, that same imagination is able to bring robotic Andra (Ksenija Prohaska) and space children Targo (Rene Bitorajac) and Ulu (Jasminka Alic) to Earth. That’s because Robert has tellurgia, which allows him to think of things long enough for them to become real. For example, when he was hungry as a child, his father grew breasts to feed him.

A series of wild adventures emerges, including Robert falling in love with Andra, Andra leaving a Mumu monster in her purse that sprays her roommates with its deadly blood, and time travel that solves almost any mistake.

As Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia no longer exist, I guess this is a Croatian film. Whatever it is, it’s terrific —sheer lunacy caught on film —a movie that shows how a foreign culture would create a space adventure that has nothing to match what we expect.

You can watch this on Tubi or buy it from Deaf Crocodile or MVD. Extras on the physical release include a new scan with restoration by Craig Rogers for Deaf Crocodile, a new commentary track by film historian Samm Deighan, a new essay by film historian and professor Jennifer Lynde Barker and five rare short films by director Dusan Vukotic.