Directed by Dick McDonough (who also produced similar specials for Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Elizabeth Taylor, Lucille Ball, Joan Collins, Clint Eastwood, Frank Sinatra, Carol Burnett and Ingrid Bergman) and written by Paul Keyes, this originally aired on December 13, 1981 on CBS.
Burt has been voted Variety Club’s Man of the Year, and that means that all of Hollywood — old and new, as well as several country stars — have gathered to pay tribute. In 1981, Burt was on top of the world, between Cannonball Run and Sharky’s Machine. We won’t mention Paternity.
Dolly Parton shows up to sing a song she wrote for Burt, just after they appeared in The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas together. Old Hollywood appears, as Jimmy Stewart and Jack Lemmon give touching speeches. Jackie Gleason appears as Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Jerry Reed sings “Eastbound and Down” while saying hello to people in the audience; no lip synch, he’s actually singing and pausing to have conversations. Also: Everyone else is in black tie formal. Jerry is all denim.
At the end, Burt looks into the audience and sees Dinah Shore, his one-time love, and asks her to sing for him. With Jack Lemmon on piano, she performs “The Glory of Love,” and it’s a moment of raw authenticity in a moment where celebrity culture was all fawning. This is real.
You get Madeline Kahn, Kris Kristofferson, Dom DeLuise, Jim Neighbors, Loni Anderson, Hal Needham, Charles Nelson Reilly, Monty Hall and so many others. A magical evening that would have been the dream of 9-year-old me, the highlight is when Burt mentions rumors of an affair between himself and Charles Bronson, then the camera cuts to Bronson, looking unamused and not wanting to be there, stuck in a suit while Jill Ireland shines, looking gorgeous. Magical! Topped only by Brian Keith drunkenly getting up for a toast and Henry Silva looking like a movie bad guy, speaking from the heart.
The only downer is that almost everyone on this is dead. I used to watch old movies and think that. Now I’m watching TV specials from when I was a kid and man, now this all star party would be in whatever happens after this thing called life.
You can watch this on YouTube.



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