CANNON MONTH 3: Fist of Fury II (1977)

EDITOR’S NOTE: As the journey through Cannon continues, this week we’re exploring the films of 21st Century Film Corporation, which would be the company that Menahem Golan would take over after Cannon. Formed by Tom Ward and Art Schweitzer in 1971 (or 1976, there are some disputed expert opinions), 21st Century had a great logo and released some wild stuff.

This movie answers two questions.

How do you have a sequel to a movie where the main character, Chen Zhen, is executed?

How do you make a sequel to a Bruce Lee movie with no Bruce Lee?

Filling in for the gone before his time actor is Bruce Li, playing Chen Zhen’s brother Chen Shan. The Japanese who killed his sibling are worried that the martial arts schools will unite to fight back against them in Shanghai, so they send Miyamoto (Lo Lieh) to close down the schools. When Chen Zhen’s Ching Wu School refuses to close, it is forcibly shut down. But now Chen Shan is in the country and after visiting his brother’s grave, he is ready for revenge.

Also known as Chinese Connection 2, this is the second attempt to make a sequel to the original. Lo Wei’s New Fist of Fury starred Jackie Chan and was not as well regarded. This would be followed by another sequel, also starring Bruce Li. Li Kun and Tien Feng would return for this film, but Nora Miao is in New Fist of Fury, which was considered an official sequel. Oddly enough, Chris Hilton dubbed the hero in the English dubbed soundtracks for both movies.

21st Century released this and man, they gave a disco record to the first fifty people at each show. I can only dream that it was a Bruce Li-themed record.

CANNON MONTH 3: Revenge of the Shogun Women (1977)

EDITOR’S NOTE: As the journey through Cannon continues, this week we’re exploring the films of 21st Century Film Corporation, which would be the company that Menahem Golan would take over after Cannon. Formed by Tom Ward and Art Schweitzer in 1971 (or 1976, there are some disputed expert opinions), 21st Century had a great logo and released some wild stuff.

Mei-Chun Chang made another 3D kung fu movie we covered, Dynasty, so we were super excited to get this movie, also known as 13 Golden Nuns.

Thirteen women are ravaged by bandits and the rules of the time state that they must go to a convent. What the rules did not state was that they would spend their time there studying the martial arts and gaining all of the skills that they would need to murder those that did them wrong.

I mean, take it from the film itself: “In 18th century China, bandit hordes roamed the provinces pillaging and plundering villages. Whole villages were decimated. Men, women and children slaughtered and the women raped.According to the social customs of the times, the rape victims, because they were no longer virgins, were sent to convents. Under the austere and knowledgeable presence of the Head Shogun Nun, these girls were taught the Revelations of the Budha and mastered the techniques of the martial arts. They became Shogun women capable of defending themselves and others from the bandit marauders.”

Look, someone gets scalped in 3D. I think that’s worth more than the price of this blu ray. There’s some wedding drama — a young woman is marrying an old doctor because the only way he can do acupuncture on her breast is to marry her so it’s not inappropriate and the artist who loves her calls in the bandits because, well, it’s a kung fu movie. The real reason to watch this is to see arrows come out of the screen.

SHAWGUST: Flying Guillotine 2 (1978)

If there’s a weapon to be considered the strangest in the films of Shaw Brothers, the flying guillotine would be it. From 1975’s Flying Guillotine to the 1976 sequel Master of the Flying Guillotine (which is also a sequel to One-Armed Boxer), 1977’s Taiwan-made entry Fatal Flying Guillotine and this movie, 1978’s Flying Guillotine 2: Palace Carnage and Vengeful Courage, also made the same year, the deadly hat with a bladed rim attached to a long chain that envelopes human heads and tears them clean off just can’t be topped.

Original director Ho Meng Hua was busy working on The Mighty Peking Man, so this film was originally going to be made by Cheng Kang. But so many problems attacked this film, which took nearly two years from filming to release.

For example, actress Liu Wu Chi completely left the film industry and was replaced by Hsiao Yao. Then, Chen Kuan Tai broke away from Shaw Brothers, leaving the movie without its star. And then, Hsiao Yao also left acting. Was this movie cursed?

Maybe. After all, Cheng Kang left the movie and Hua Shan (The Super Infra-Man) had to finish it.

That’s why this movie is episodic and the editing feels chaotic. I have no idea how all the film shot was even placed together to make something this coherent. It works in spite of the pain that it was created in. Maybe it was forged in fire to be something better than it should be.

So what’s happening here? The  Emperor (Ku Feng) wants to kill Ma Tang (Ti Lung), but first he must improve the flying guillotine so that Ma Tang — who figured out how to stop the deadly weapon before — can be dealt with. At the same time, a female hero named Na Lan (Shih Szu) is trying to steal those plans.

This is one of the most doom-filled Shaw Brothers movies I’ve seen — there are literally crosses with decapitated heads hanging from them — and the final scenes are filled with slow motion and a downbeat finale. That said, any movie with a chain swinging a death device is going to be awesome, no matter if it has way too many characters to keep track of.

SHAWGUST: The Sentimental Swordsman (1977)

Directed and written by Chor Yuen, this is the story of Little Flying Dagger Li (Ti Lung), who has such strong ideals that he has lost almost everyone in his life, including Lin Hsin-ehr (Li Cheng), the woman he loves, who he feels unworthy of after a rival sword fighter saves his life. Now he wanders the countryside, drunk all day, for ten years with his assistant Chuan Jia (Fan Mei-Sheng). He then learns that the Plum Blossom Bandit is endangering his homeland. When he comes home, he meets Ah Fei (Derek Yee), another warrior who is looking for a gold armor shirt that can protect its user from any strike. Seeing as how the Plum Blossom Bandit kills with darts, this vest is very important.

Based on Gu Long’s Sentimental Swordsman, Ruthless Sword, this finds its hero wine drunk and pining for someone he knows he should have fought for. Seeing as how he’s the third best fighter in the world, he has a lot to deal with and all he wants to do is look at nature and, yes, drink to numb the pain of losing the only perfect woman he’ll ever know. Even when the bad guys poison his wine, he drinks more wine to get over it.

Funny enough, Li doesn’t use a sword but a fan. The name works for him, I guess, because it sets up all those people coming to fight him up to think he has a blade and instead he whips around a metal fan, which is a pretty interesting weapon and one I figure not many people have prepared themselves for.

Chor Yuen made seven movies in 1977 and its amazing that this looks as good and works as well as it does. That’s hard working.

The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: Mary! Mary! (1977)

Rene Bond week (August 11 – 17) Rene Bond could brighten up even the most dreary productions, and she was in plenty of them. In the early adult scene she was one of the better actors, particularly when it came to comedy, though she could squeeze into some leather and throw the whips around when the role called for it. Bond appeared in somewhere near 100 films, thanks to her affable professionalism she worked with many filmmakers multiple times and regularly performed with her boyfriend Ric Lutze. Her career received an enhancement when she became one of the first stars to get a boobjob. She retired from film in the late-70s just as the porno chic era was dying down, but before the video era. You can find her in a ton of SWV titles, so take yer pick!

Somehow, this is one of the better shot movies I’ve seen in some time and I was shocked that it was an adult movie. It also has some generally creepy moments in it to the point that if this was a mainstream movie, it would definitely have a cult audience.

Constance Money, fresh from The Opening of Misty Beethoven, is Mary and the movie opens with her swimming, filmed with underwater cameras and creating some arty ways of exploring her. Soon, she and her husband Ned (John Leslie) are making love poolside and he finishes too soon, enraging her. It seems he has a habit of this, but you know, he’s married to Constance Money. Ned screams to Heaven for help, then when there’s no answer, to Hell. He’s soon met by the shadowy Arranger (a man only listed as Andre), who is almost always in shadowy and constantly doing tai chi moves. He gives Ned a special paste that can be put on his body or eaten and soon, he’s able to satisfy Mary. The problem is that he can’t stop being aroused, which leads to him passing on this Satanic ingredient to so many of his friends and everyone starts having the kind of sex that even makes the Devil jealous.

Soon, Eric (Jon Martin), Jane (Sharon Thorpe, Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days), Bonnie (Sandy Pinney, Long Jeanne Silver), Kate (Angela Haze, Devil’s Playground), Briscoe (Tyler Reynolds), Ben (Kent Hall), Diane (Lucia Lenki), Helene (Kristine Heller, Confessions), Ned and Mary are all having an orgy, devouring a pink cake and smearing it all over a table, mixing it with the occult powder and basically doing coke with it and smearing it all over one another.

This is a strange one as it starts happy and full of free love, but there are quirky moments that suggest that this could become a horror movie at any time. By the last two minutes, that’s what it is, as the colors start to warp, people start to have little deaths and big deaths during a gigantic lovemaking session between the cast and the Arranger dances around all of them to the bongo beat of Hands Benedict. Then, as everyone lies dying or dead, he picks up Mary and tells her that he saved her, as he has plans for her as they disappear into the Hollywood hills.

Mary! Mary! was directed and written by Bernard Morris, which is a pseudonym. Another alter ego is cinematographer Hans Kristian, who is really Henning Schellerup, the cinematographer of Silent Night, Deadly Night; Kiss of the Tarantula and The Lincoln Conspiracy, as well as the director of In Search of Historic Jesus and Beyond Death’s Door.

Most incredibly, this has the kind of car chase that should be in a 70s action movie instead of pornography. As Hank, Bonnie and Kate speed to the party nude, they’re nearly arrested by the police, played by a blink and you miss her Rene Bond and Ken Scudder from Thundercrack! I couldn’t believe just how amazing this film gets in this scene and in the psychedelic ending, as each person dies and the screen looks like a black light poster. There’s even a scene where Mary and Ned eat steak while having sex, rubbing greasy cuts all over one another. It’s just weird and I mean that in the way that this movie becomes fascinating and even disturbing as they Ned showers her with red wine, making it seem like the two are devouring raw flesh.

This movie blew me away.

SHAWGUST: Fangs of the Cobra (1977)

Ah Fen (Hsiao Yao) is best friends with Xi Xi. Just look at them having fun in the fields together.

Xi Xi is a snake.

Ah Fen is his owner.

Rich college boy Tang Shi-De (Tsung Hua) is in love with Ah Fen.

And then there’s Man-Ling (Dana), who has a plan with her lover Hu Lin (Frankie Wei Hung) where she’ll seduce Shi-De and steal his family’s money.

Hu Lin has some of his gang kidnap Man-Ling and Tang Shi-De, but they get Ah Fen instead. The poor daughter of a farmer and child of high caste fall in love and get married, so Hu Lin tries to blow up their limo, but the bomb gets foiled by the snake. Yes, this really happens.

But Shi-De hates Xi Xi.

He hates all snakes.

A snake killed his mother.

Now he’s forced his wife to leave her reptile friend forever, just in time for Hu Lin to try and kill her again.

As if that’s not enough, it feels like there’s a sex scene between Man-Ling and Hu Lin every few seconds.

Ah, Shaw Brothers, you are more than just martial arts. You have directors like Sun Chung, who also made Human Lanterns and The Devil’s Mirror, creating movies where gorgeous actresses handle cobras and a mongoose vs. snake scene is the best fight in the whole film. Actually, this movie, if anything, needs more Xi Xi and less humans.

SHAWGUST: The Brave Archer (1977)

Also known as Kung Fu Warlord, this is the first of three Shaw Brothers movies based on Louis Cha’s novel The Legend of the Condor Heroes. There are also two sort of sequels, The Brave Archer and His Mate and Little Dragon Maiden.

The children of rebels, Guo Jing and Yang Kang are rescued after the deaths of their parents and trained separately in kung fu in an experiment to see who is the best master. Guo learns from the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan while Yang Kang becomes the son of a prince, so this becomes a prince and the pauper situation.

Guo Jing’s adventures include meeting a beggar who ends up being Huang Rong, daughter of Huang Yaoshi, master of Peach Blossom Island. They travel together, as Guo Jing is taught new styles such as the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms. To prove himself, Guo Jing must learn several martial arts manuals and increase his abilities.

Directed by Chang Cheh, this film quickly forgets the opening of the two infants and the challenge as to which will be the better martial artist. However, this is a longer adaption between all of the movies, so I’m looking forward to seeing what happens. There are a ton of things happening here, but if you love wuxia movies, this is a great choice. Some reviewers think that there’s too much that happens, but I was interested by everything that happens in this.

SHAWGUST: Eyes Behind the Wall (1977)

Eyes Behind the Wall tells the story of Ivano (Fernado Rey, The French Connection), a wheelchair-bound man who has an apartment filled with audio-visual equipment that allows him to spy on Arturo (John Phillip Law, Danger: Diabolik) and his various sexual conquests. He also gets off making his wife Olga (Olga Bisera, The Spy Who Loved Me and obviously a confident woman, as she was the partner of Luciano Martino — who had been married to Edwige Fenech and Wandisa Guida — from 2004 until his death in 2013) watch these shenanigans. But now, he wants her to seduce him and be part of the action. And that’s where things get…giallo.

There’s also an astounding disco sequence with Bava-esque lighting, public nudity and a song called “Disco Boogie” that made me lose my mind. There’s nothing quite like a disco scene butting its way in to a movie that has nothing to do with dancing and these scenes are always quite welcome. I mean, everyone in this scene is going for it in a way that I never could on the dance floor.

Giuliano Petrelli was usually an actor — he’s in Massacre in Rome and The Italian Connection — and this was his one and done as a writer and director. It’s a shame, because this definitely has some great moments and was way better than I thought that it was going to be. It’s an adjacent giallo, I guess, as it’s more Rear Window than The Bird With the Crystal Plumage. And I did not expect that post-disco scene coming where  Arturo’s black friend (Jho Jhenkins, The Perfume of the Lady In Black) takes him from behind on the floor while Ivano gleefully watches and Olivia runs screaming to her bedroom.

Seeing as how the movie starts with Arturo assaulting and murdering a young girl on a train, these things certainly can’t end well for anyone. And what’s with the butler, who seemingly worships Olga, picking up her body hair and underwear in an almost state of religious ecstasy?

This is an adjacent giallo that could fit into the sex thrillers of the late 80’s and 90’s, except that it doesn’t have any negative attitude toward sexual behaviors, from normal to, well by the end of the movie you learn more, totally aberrant. Nor does it shy away from male nudity, so it’s totally the least closed minded pervy 1977 Italian movie you’re ever going to see. And hey — that Pippo Caruso (Primitive LoveEscape from Women’s Prison) soundtrack is all over the place, from that aforementioned disco number to the strange ambient music that Arturo listens to and the score that drives this film.

The end of this movie will either make total sense to you, gross you out or all of the above. Here’s to 70’s movies that end on the flaming wreckage of their main characters.

Some fun facts:

The Last House On the Beach takes the disco scene from this movie. That one is pretty brutal, as it has a murder occur in full view of a Scrooge McDuck poster, which I have never seen in any other movie.

Known in Italy as L’occhio dietro la parete, this film was produced by Cinemondial, who also made A Whisper In the Dark. Strangely, despite never playing China or Hong Kong, many sites list Shaw Brothers as the producers of this movie. I have no idea why they’d get involved!

You can watch this on YouTube.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Murder at the World Series (1977)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Murder at the World Series was on the CBS Late Movie on November 25, 1982 and April 5, 1985.

Cisco (Bruce Boxleitner) once tried out for the Houston Astros and didn’t make the team. But now that they’re in the World Series — this wouldn’t really happen until 2005 and they wouldn’t win until 2017 — he’s decided to make things murderous.

Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen (who not only directed Sahara for Cannon, he also made The Wild Geese) and written by Cy Chermak (the writer of 4D Man and producer for Kolchak: The Night Stalker), this is filled with big stars — well, for me — all being pulled into this disaster.

This movie really has enough plot for an entire series, much less a TV movie. Lynda Day George is troubled actress Margot Mannering! Tamara Dobson (Cleopatra Jones) is her friend Lisa! Karen Valentine is news reporter Lois Marshall! Maggie Wellman is Kathy, a groupie who Cisco thinks is an Astro wife and he abducts, only to strap a bomb to her! It’s also the last movie of Nancy Kelly, the mother of The Bad Seed! Even better, you get Murray Hamilton, Michael Parks, Hugh O’Brian, Dr. No Joseph Wiseman, rodeo cowboy Larry Mahan, Dick Enberg as a radio announcer and Lisa Hartman as a stewardess! And how could I forget! Monica Gayle, my beloved Patch from Switchblade Sisters, is in this!

“The motion picture you are about to see is a work of fiction. It does not reflect the opinions, attitudes or policies of the Houston Astros to whom we are deeply grateful.” I love this credit. I loved this movie, as well. It’s just so silly, but I’m so into both TV movies and disaster spectacles.

This is not the Roy Scheider-starring Night Game, which also has the Astros involved in a murder plot, not is it New York Met pitcher Tom Seaver’s book, Beanball: Murder at the World Series.

You can watch this on YouTube.

CBS LATE MOVIE MONTH: Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn (1977)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn was on the CBS Late Movie on December 11, 1970 and June 30, 1980.

I said in the article on Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway that Alexander was a loser. Well, I should have seen his movie first, because it’s way better than the more famous first movie and he comes off way better.

This pulls a Halloween 2 and starts right where the first movie ended, as Alexander Duncan (Leigh McCloskey) is being operated on. He then has flashbacks of how he came from Oklahoma to Hollywood with dreams of being an actor. What else was he supposed to do? His father Eddie (Lonny Chapman) threw him out because he had so many kids to feed and Alexander was drawing more than doing chores. His mother (Diana Douglas, Michaels mom!) begs dad to reconsider, but his mind is made up.

He’s too young to get a real gig, so a hustler named Buddy (Asher Brauner) introduces him to sex work. He makes $50 off his first john. He then wakes up and we see the ending of the first movie, as Alexander convinces Dawn (Eve Plum) to go back home. While her story may be happy now, his isn’t. He loses his job and goes back to walking the streets, getting arrested on his first night.

Ray Church (Earl Holliman) overhears Alexander asking for his old probation officer, Donald Umber. But for some reason, he’s left town. And I totally lied about Dawn being happy, because she misses Alexander and stuff isn’t going well for her either. I bet she’d be unhappy to know that Buddy is taking his former friend on double dates where older women pay for their company. She also probably wouldn’t like that he becomes the plaything of football player Charles Selby (Alan Feinstein), using him for his cash.

Dawn gets recognized at home by someone who knows she was a sex worker. She runs away and goes back to Hollywood, where she luckily meets Alex just in time. He’s fresh off a drug bust and just wants to leave town. Together, they head out into a future that we hope is happy.

Director John Erman also made the Scarlett TV miniseries, as well as Roots: The Next GenerationsStella and When the Time Comes. This was written by Walter Dallenbach (Las Vegas Lady) and Dalene Young, who is credited with the characters and story.

Alexander is obviously gay and his father’s hatred of his art hints at this. One wonders how solid his relationship with Dawn really will be. However, I was moved by how this movie, despite being made in 1977, didn’t have the normal homosexual stereotypes. It doesn’t place any judgement on Alexander for potentially liking men, even if we’re told her loves Dawn. My opinion? They’re both in horrible lives and only have one another, at least for now.

You can watch this on YouTube.