RE/SEARCH Incredibly Strange Films: Last Date (1950)

Jeanne (Joan Taylor, 20 Million Miles to Earth) has just dumped boring — and safe driving — Larry (Robert V. Stern) and hooked up with hot ro racer Nick (Dick York!), who drives 55 MPH which is three times the speed limit. Nick and everyone in his car celebrate his great football game and the school dance by racing over a hundred miles an hour, blasting right into a truck and killing everyone but Jeannie, ruining her face forever or at least until a mad scientist can go all Eyes Without a Face on her.

This movie has a radio DJ who reminds us about teenicide, which is “the fine art of killing yourself, and maybe someone else, before you reach the age of 20. You do it with an automobile.”

They never show the destroyed face of Jeannie but we’re left to imagine just how horrible it is.

Last Date was directed by Lewis D. Collins, who made 127 movies, including Jungle Goddess. It was written by Bruce Henry. I don’t know if it will make you slow down.

You can watch it on YouTube.

MILL CREEK SCI-FI CLASSICS: Prehistoric Women (1950)

Gregg G. Tallas started his career working with Fritz Lang, which does not explain how his career took him to some crazy places, such as Espionage in TangiersAssignment Skybolt and the movie he’d make 12 years later, Cataclysm, which is, of course, “The Case of Claire Hansen” in Night Train to Terror.

So yeah. He made this bit of insanity too, which stars 1950’s tabloid star Laurette Luez, who was also in D.O.A. She’s Tigri in this film, one of the Amazons who hate all men. That said, they still need to kidnap them and use them to get pregnant, but otherwise, they hate the gender.

You know who wins them over? Engor.

He’s played by Allan Nixon, speaking of tabloid stars. He became an informant for Confidential magazine after years of being out of control, getting arrested for drunk driving and getting in fights. And, well, pure crazy stuff. That’s because in 1958, he got in a heck of a battle with his third wife Velda May Paulsen after she visited her ex-boyfriend Burt Lancaster in the hospital. He hit her, she stabbed him with the kitchen knives he gave her for Christmas. He didn’t press charges, they got back together and she died before the year was over because of burns she suffered in an explosion. Nixon — a Ron Ormond star — would eventually become a writer under his own name and using the pen names Nick Allen and Don Romano for the Shaft paperbacks.

Engor is such a man here that not only does he figure out fire — screw you Prometheus — he also kills a big lizard. After that, all the ladies — who include Joan Shawlee from The Apartment and the vamp in Singin’ In the Rain‘s Judy Landon — decide that it’s time to get married.

There’s also a commentator who says inane things like, “And Engor called it Firee, which was his word for Fire.” He’s really the best thing in this whole movie.

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on Tubi.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Thanks to angryoldguy for letting me know I was using the poster from the 1968 movie, not the 1950 movie.

Cisco Kid Movie Collection: The Girl from San Lorenzo (1950)

Cisco (Duncan Renaldo) and Pancho (Leo Carrillo) have to prove their innocence after robberies made by two thugs (David Sharpe and Edmund Cobb) who look just like them. Our heroic dup gets jailed, but the outlaws have one more big score and need to free Cisco and Pancho to have an alibi. 

Director Derwin Abrahams worked in serials and TV, while writer Ford Beebe directed a hundred movies. These guys moved fast back then, making entertaining adventure and Western movies. The same year, there would be the first of 156 episodes of The Cisco Kid TV series.

I’m amazed that people talk about superhero fatigue. They should look back and see how many Western movies and shows there were in 1950.

The Cisco Kid Western Movie Collection is available from VCI Entertainment. It has 13 movies and extras like two Cisco Kid TV episodes, interviews with Duncan Renaldo and Colonel Tim McCoy, and photo and poster galleries. You can get it from MVD.

2022 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 13: Sunset Boulevard (1950)

13. RELIVOMAX: Do your enigmas need resolving? Don’t wait, talk to an expert to see if Relivomax is right for you. Taking Relivomax may result in flashbacks.

At a mansion on Sunset Boulevard, police officers and gossip photographers find Joe Gillis (William Holden) drowned face down in the swimming pool of Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson). Joe is kind enough to start telling us how he got here. How he died, too.

It was just a few months ago that Joe couldn’t sell anything. He was dodging repossession men when he ran into the mansion of Desmond, who was once something. Somebody. She learns he can write and has him work on her script about Salome. You know, the one who wanted men so much she cut their heads off.

Norma is in her own plane of reality, one where she’s in love with Joe. The person who really loves her is Max von Mayerling (one of the greatest directors of all time, Erich von Stroheim), the butler who writes all of her fan mail. He even convinces Joe that she’s about to kill herself to finally get him into her bed.

She’ll only talk to Cecil B. Demille (playing Cecil B. Demille) all while undergoing beauty treatments to prepare for her comeback. At the same time Joe is working with Betty (Nancy Olson), a script reader, as he makes his own story. Max knows this and reveals that at one time, he was a director who discovered Norma, guided her to becoming famous and was destroyed by her after their marriage and divorce. Now, he’s her slave.

Norma tries to destroy Joe and Betty’s working relationship, but he’s had enough. He plans on going back to Ohio and forgetting Hollywood and tells her to stop the threats of killing herself. Instead, she shoots him and he falls into the pool where we first began.

As for Norma, Max and the police are directing her as her arrest has become her break with reality and she is finally back in the news. Except in her mind, this is the red carpet.

When director Billy Wilder was growing up in Germany, he dreamed of Hollywood. When he finally got there, all the mansions remained, all with shut-in stars that would never act again. Wilder wondered that now that the world had forgotten them how they lived.

Norma is a mix of so many actresses of that time. Mary Pickford, Pola Negri, Mae Murray, Valeska Surratt, Audrey Munson, Clara Bow and Norma Talmadge. All actresses who were at the top of stardom and then were alone in their huge homes, never to be thought of other than by a few fans who held them in their hearts and stayed awake late to watch them on TV.

Writer Charles Brackett said that the plan was always to have Swanson as Norma. Wilder wanted Mae West, who was offended. She would never be forgotten. She would always be a sex symbol until the day she faded out of our plane of existence.

What is Sunset Boulevard? A dark comedy? A film not? Something unlike nearly every other movie made before or since? It’s astounding that so many people — Buster Keaton, Hedda Hopper, Anna Q. Nilsson — play unflattering versions of themselves. It’s almost the first time Hollywood would recall itself and not in a camp or fun meta way. Everyone knew from the scandal papers — since the 20s — how dangerous and decadent Los Angeles was. But even after that fame fades, it can still kill.

KINO LORBER BLU RAY RELEASE: Outrage (1950)

Directed by Ida Lupino — who co-wrote the script, along with producer Malvin Wald and her husband at the time Collier Young — this was the second post-Code Hollywood film to deal with the issue of rape. The other is after Johnny Belinda.

Ann Walton (Mala Powers) is ready to marry Jim Owens (Robert Clark) when a man who works near her starts following her, finally attacking her. All she can remember of him is a scar. Everyone is supportive, but she feels that Jim will never see her the same way again, so she runs.

She runs again when the bus she is on has a radio message play about her parents looking for her. That’s when she’s rescued by Rev. Bruce Ferguson (Tod Andrews). They start to grow close, but when another man kisses her at a carnival, she attacks him with a wrench. That’s when the reverend learns of her past and helps her to not go to jail.

Instead of giving in to her love, he sends her back home to Jim in an attempt to get back to her old life.

While the word rape could never be said in this movie, Lupino uses that to her advantage. The sad part of this is that a movie made seven decades ago still shows men to be the same as they are today, either wanting to control, own or foul any woman at any opportunity.

The Kino Lorber blu ray of Outrage has a new Paramount Pictures 4K scan and audio commentary by film historian Sara Smith.

APRIL MOVIE THON 2: Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye (1950)

April 27: Until You Call on the Dark — Pick a movie from the approved movies list of the Church of Satan. Here’s the list.

Banned in Ohio because it was “a sordid, sadistic presentation of brutality and an extreme presentation of crime with explicit steps in commission,” the first $500,000 of this movie went to paying off James Cagney’s debts as a movie producer.

In this, he’s Ralph Cotter, who is a mean enough man that he sacrifices his escape partner and then shacks up with the dead man’s sister Holiday (Barbara Payton) and then blackmails her, all because she came up with the plan that got him out of the big house. But you know, it seems like she likes it, because even when he whips her with a wet towel, she embraces him.

It can’t last because as bad as Ralph is, the cops are worse. And when he falls for a wealthy woman named  Margaret Dobson (Helena Carter), he casts aside Holiday who just so happens to figure out just who killed her brother.

Cagney was coming off the noir film White Heat, which this gets compared to often. I discovered it not just from the Church of Satan list but because it’s on the marquee in Messiah of Evil when Toni decides to escape reality and go to the movies.

Beyond two women out to play our hero, this also has a church based on Cosmic Consciousness where the  priest tells his congregation to bow their heads and not pray.

Director Gordon Douglas also made one of my favorite movies ever, In Like Flint, and Them!

Prehistoric Women (1950)

Gregg G. Tallas started his career working with Fritz Lang, which does not explain how his career took him to some crazy places, such as Espionage in TangiersAssignment Skybolt and the movie he’d make 12 years later, Cataclysm, which is, of course, “The Case of Claire Hansen” in Night Train to Terror.

So yeah. He made this bit of insanity too, which stars 1950’s tabloid star Laurette Luez, who was also in D.O.A. She’s Tigri in this film, one of the Amazons who hate all men. That said, they still need to kidnap them and use them to get pregnant, but otherwise, they hate the gender.

You know who wins them over? Engor.

He’s played by Allan Nixon, speaking of tabloid stars. He became an informant for Confidential magazine after years of being out of control, getting arrested for drunk driving and getting in fights. And, well, pure crazy stuff. That’s because in 1958, he got in a heck of a battle with his third wife Velda May Paulsen after she visited her ex-boyfriend Burt Lancaster in the hospital. He hit her, she stabbed him with the kitchen knives he gave her for Christmas. He didn’t press charges, they got back together and she died before the year was over because of burns she suffered in an explosion. Nixon — a Ron Ormond star — would eventually become a writer under his own name and using the pen names Nick Allen and Don Romano for the Shaft paperbacks.

Engor is such a man here that not only does he figure out fire — screw you Prometheus — he also kills a big lizard. After that, all the ladies — who include Joan Shawlee from The Apartment and Brian Keith’s life and the vamp in Singin’ In the Rain Judy Landon — decide that it’s time to get married.

There’s also a commentator who says inane things like, “And Engor called it Firee, which was his word for Fire.” He’s really the best thing in this whole movie.

You can watch this on Tubi.

El Hombre Sin Rostro (1950)

Juan Carlos isn’t a great hero. He’s been infantilized by his mother and is going through therapy, which would probably a novel idea in the macho culture of Mexico, much less today. In his dreams, he can see the serial killer that has been haunting the city, quite literally The Man Without A Face that the title refers to.

A decade later, Hitchcock’s Psycho would feature a plot with similar beats to this film. In much the same way, another of director Juan Bustillo Oro’s films, Dos Monjes, predated Kurosawa’s Rashomon and features the same narrative idea of showing the same event from divergent points of view.t also features a faceless killer 14 years before Mario Bava would bring Blood and Black Lace to the screen (that said, The Blank started appearing in the Dick Tracy newspaper strip in 1937 and probably influenced the look of this film as well).

While not the fastest-paced movie you’ll ever see, this film is worth watching for its mix of three decades before David Lynch surrealism, German expressionism fog and angles, and a film noir storyline moved to Mexico. There’s not another movie that looks and feels like this one.

CHILLING CLASSICS MONTH: A Passenger to Bali (1950)

Why would Mill Creek include this on their Chilling Classics set — a made for TV production for CBS’ Westinghouse Studio One that originally aired on March 27, 1950? Who knows — Mill Creek does what Mill Creek wants.

This tale began as a novel, published in 1936 and written by Ellis St. Joseph. It was adapted into a radio play by Orson Welles’ on his Mercury Theater On Air, airing on November 13, 1938, as well as a stage play in 1940 that was directed by John Huston.

The story starts in Shanghai, where the Roundabout freighter picks up a man named <r. Walkes, who claims to be a Dutch missionary headed toward Bali, looking to deliver Bibles and religion. Soon, the truth is discovered — Walkes is a drunken lout, given to speeches and starting fights between the British officers on board and the crew of the ship. And even worse, no port will allow the man off the ship. Now, the Roustabout has become a Flying Dutchman, complete with an evil passenger who can never leave as they endlessly travel from port to port.

Mr. Walkes is played by Berry Kroeger, who was a veteran of numerous genre films like Demon SeedThe Mephisto WaltzThe Incredible 2-Headed Transplant and Raphael Nussbaum’s piece of 1973 strangeness Pets. He’s doing his best Orson Welles here.

The best part of this being on the set is that they didn’t edit out any of the Westinghouse commercials, so you get a great idea of what 1950 TV looked like. Again, I have no idea why this was included, but I still watched it. I’m a completist. And hey — we have an entire month to cover this set.

If you want to see what this movie is like for yourself, it’s streaming for free on the Internet Archive.