FANTASTIC FEST 2023: Bark (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Nolan Bentley (Michael Weston) wakes up with his arms tied back behind a tree. After days of no food or water, he may be a little out of it, yet he still notices when The Outdoorsman (A.J. Buckley) pitches a tent next to him and starts talking. He never offers to save him. And Nolan may never know why.

Directed by Marc Schölermann and written by Steve Fauquier, this is a big idea to take the whole way to a full-length movie instead of just a short, but the way this plays with the audience, it does a pretty decent job. Telling any more would give it all away, but Bark is an interesting two-character experiment.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: Door (1988)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Yasuko (Keiko Takahashi) is alone. The kind of alone where even though she has a husband and a son, she’s alone. Longingly alone. Trapped at home all day, unless she’s running errands. She lives for her family and the only people that she often interacts with are the constant sales calls and salesmen knocking at her door. Some of them are pretty determined. Not all of them are as deranged as Yamakawa (Daijirô Tsutsumi).

He wants to sell her English lessons and she’s made a mistake by leaving the door just chained and not locked. His invasion of her high rise apartment is dealt with by slamming the door, injuring his hand. That’s not where things end.

Yamakawa — like many of the salesmen — knows way too much about his marks. Now, he starts calling Yasuko constantly, breathing heavy, leaving obscenity-laced messages and even leaving tissues stained with his bodily fluids in her mailbox. He nearly gets into her bedroom before her son comes home from school. Yamakawa is innocent now, joining mother and son for a friendly dinner, an invader smiling at the table.

Director Banmei Takahashi, who co-wrote Door with Ataru Oikawa, has a career filled with movies that infuse sex and violence. Incredibly,  Keiko Takahashi is his wife and he puts her through hell here, but in the final moments of the movie, she rises above, literal chainsaw in hand, and pays her attacker back. She never apologized for breaking his hand and she’s not about to apologize now.

This was followed by two sequels, Door II: Tokyo Diary about a call girl and the risks she takes, and Door III, in which a salesgirl is “stalked by the strange and supernatural,” which means that now I need to hunt down both of those movies.

Man, the sound of that doorbell is making me nervous now.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: River (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Directed by Junta Tamaguchi and written by Makoto Ueda, this is the latest film from the Kikaku Theater. If you saw Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes, you may have an idea of the strangeness and joy that they can create.

This story takes place in the Japanese resort town of Kibune and the Fujiya Inn. That’s where a waitress named Mikoto (Riko Fujitani) works and in the middle of one day, she learns that she is trapped in a two-minute time loop along with everyone she knows. Yet they can remember everything that happens to them and can work together to try to escape.

Somehow, this has a similar concept to the first movie — always two minutes of time — but it goes in different directions and makes me want to see what they do next. What a charming movie.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: You’re Not Me (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Aitana (Roser Tapias) brings her wife Gabi (Yapoena Silva) and their adopted son to surprise her parents. Yet when she walks into their gated mansion, her mother Dori (Pilar Almería) and father Justo (Alfred Picó) are anything but happy to see her. Only her wheelchair-bound brother Saúl (Jorge Motos), who suffers from a degenerative muscular disease, is excited to see her. But there’s one more surprise. His caretaker Nadia (Anna Kurikka), a Romanian refugee, has replaced her as her parent’s daughter.

Directors and writers Marisa Crespo and Moisés Romera, this starts with the feeling of being replaced and grows darker, as somehow, Aitana’s parents have new friends who have a dark history. Sure, she hasn’t seen them in three years. But can people change that much?

Between this and The Uncle, Fantastic Fest has been filled with some incredibly dark holiday movies.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: I’ll Crush Y’all (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

Gabriel (Mario Mayo) is known to his friends as Nuthead. The ex-convict and once-upon-a-time boxer earned that name but today. he’s finally out of prison and through probation. He’s a free man. All he wants to do is be a mechanic and take care of his dying father Tino (Antonio Mayans!) and spend time with his German shepherd Pepe at their isolated farm.

For people like Gabriel, peace isn’t coming.

He barely has time to mourn for his father when his brother Tinin (Diego Paris) and his girlfriend Estefa (Fabia Castro) arrive, bringing with them Sandra (Ana Marquez) — who wants to seduce Gabriel and go against the gang led by her brother Nica (Ramon Goyanes) — and an army of killers, too.

Luckily, Gabriel also has Mónica (Rut Santamaría) and her skills with a slingshot by his side.

Director and writer Kike Narcea, like all great Spanish genre filmmakers, also is a comic book artist. Those skills are shown here, as this is a kinetic movie filled with violence, bloody knuckles and brawls. Cheers for remembering the past of Spanish films and having a role for Mayans!

And man, this movie builds the battle that will come between Rafa (Fernando Gil) and our hero. If this movie had been made in the 80s, it definitely would have been picked up by New World or Cannon, which in my world is as big of a compliment as it gets.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: The Uncle (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 was from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is played here.

It’s Christmas! That’s a good thing, right? Not in this movie.

Majka (Ivana Roscic), her husband Otac (Goran Bogdan) and son Sin (Roko Sikavica)  are prepping for the holiday visit of Uncle Stric (Predrag Manjolovic). When he arrives on Christmas Day, it’s filled with home movies and turkey.

Well, that sounds good, right?

Maybe Stric was a little judgemental and a bit strange, but that’s how relatives we see one day a year are.

Except that the family resets and the day starts all over again. And again. And, horribly, again.

Directors and writers David Kapac and Andrija Mardesic capture the 1980s and the wonder — and fear — of the season. The uncle is rich — the Mercedes is our answer to that question — and he soon exudes a command over the rest of the family. It takes something strange in you to combine Groundhog Day with Last House On the Left, yet this movie pulls it off with style to spare.

It’s pretty amazing that this is the first movie from these filmmakers.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: So Unreal (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 is from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is playing here.

I’m obsessed by the idea of the ancient future, of movies that seem futuristic but were dated even at the time that they were made. Created by Amanda Kramer (Ladyworld) and narrated by Blondie’s Debbie Harry, this film ties together so many of the classics — and maybe not classics — of high tech films. It’s so intriguing to see them in this context, moments playing out and reminding you of a past that we lived through but still feels like a far off dream.

Films in this include 2001: A Space OdysseyAll the President’s MenAvalonBlade RunnerAlita: Battle AngelArcadeBeyond the Mind’s EyeBrainscanBrainstormComputer DreamsComputers In Our LivesBrillianceThe CellClub V.R.The ConversationCyperpunkCyborg 2Darkman, D.A.R.Y.L.The Day the Earth Stood StillDie HardDisclosureDecoderDon’t Touch Me (With Your Polygons)Double IdemnityDr. StrangeloveEmmanuelle In Space 5: A Time to DreamElectric DreamsEnemy of the StateFail SafeeXistenZFortressFutureworldGhost In the ShellFreejackFuture KickGhost In the MachineGoldenEyeHackers, Hackers: Wizards of the Electronic AgeI.K.U.,  HardwareJohnny Mnemonic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jurassic ParkKiss of Death, The Lawnmower Man, Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond CyberspaceThe Making of TronLevel 5LookerLurid Tales: The Castle QueenThe Making of ArcadeMan of SteelThe MatrixThe Matrix ReloadedThe Matrix Revolutions, Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the FutureMastermindsMindwarpMission ImpossibleThe Net, NirvanaThe Parallax View, Rendez-Vouz In Montreal, RoboCopSky Captain and the World of TomorrowSplitSneakersSteel and LaceTerminal MadnessSynthetic PleasuresThe TerminatorTerminator 2: Judgement DayTetsuo: The Iron ManThe Thirteenth FloorTHX 1138Total RecallUnder Siege 2: Dark TerritoryTron, Venus Rising, VideodromeVirtual Encounters 2, Virtual GirlVirtual SeductionVirtual SexVirtuosityWarGamesWeird ScienceWhite Heat and The Wizard of Oz.

If you have any interest in these films, this is perfect.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: Fishmonger (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 is from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. 

Holy shit, this movie.

Directed by Neil Farron, who co-wrote this with Alexandra Dennis-Renner, Fishmonger is the story of Christie (Dominic Burgess), a shy Irish man whose mother is doomed to eternal damnation because she’s been consuming her own curdled breast milk which she usually saves for him, the last bachelor on the island, but now she has St. Moira’s Bloat, a diabolical diarrhea that the Catholic Church can uniquely diagnose.

There’s only one unwed woman, Penny O’Brien, and he’s never spoken to her and she hates him to compound the pain. He only has two choices: suicide to damn his soul but to leave his mother free or an unmarried son at her soon approaching death or to go into the waves, bring a cat and find the sea monstress who can give him the wish he needs. But ah, she’s done granting the wish of Christian boys. It always ends in heartbreak.

How does the 25 minutes of Fishmonger contain so many multitudes? Gorgeous black and white cinematography? Romantic longing? Tentacle sex? Black metal? Literally, the end of this movie brought me to tears and then cut my breath short with the ending. I’ve not been surprised by a movie this much in some time and absolutely adored every moment. Quite literally the best thing I have seen at Fantastic Fest and go way out of your way to see this.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: Last Stop In Yuma County (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 is from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is playing here.

The first movie from director and writer Francis Galluppi who comes right out of the gate with a movie that uses one location — a truck stop where everyone’s waiting for a tanker truck to fill up the gas pumps — and sets the tension on high and just lets everything boil.

The Knife Salesman (Jim Commings) is one of those people that just can’t wait to leave. Charlotte (Jocelin Donahue, The House of the Devil) is the waitress stuck there all day, dropped off by her husband, the sheriff (Michael Abbott Jr.). And then there are the two strangers that blow in full of menace, Travis (Nicholas Logan) and Beau (Richard Brake, the best part of many Rob Zombie movies). They just stole more money than you’d think was possible and are so close, so very close to Mexico.

So many people come in and out of the diner with various agendas: Deputy Gavin (Connor Paolo). A Native American named Pete (Jon Proudstar). A young couple named Miles (Ryan Masson) and Sybil (Sierra McCormick). Even Barbara Crampton, Alex Essoe and Faizon Love are in this.

It’d be easy to call this a Tarantino-style film. More to the point, it’s a film influenced by the same influences, made by a new filmmaker who is ready to make a statement. This is one of my favorite movies that I’ve seen this year and I can’t wait until this gets into wider release. It’s something.

FANTASTIC FEST 2023: The All Golden (2023)

Fantastic Fest 2023 is from September 21 to 28 and has so many movies that I can’t wait to see. You can learn more about this movie and when it is playing here.

Nate Wilson started making a movie where a bike messenger learned that her boyfriend had a secret in his closet. But then it seems like the idea kept changing and the plot started morphing and the movie that emerges is like twenty takes on things, plus I kept rewinding it and it seemed like it was returning back to its origin point like a Mobius strip or a snake eating its tail and I think that that’s exactly the idea.

Steve Manale, Benjamin Petrie and Morgan Krantz play three characters — maybe, they could all be the same person at some point — that are in a relationship with Lea Rose Sebastianis. There’s a love scene that goes wrong and you know, it’s the only romantic scene I’ve ever watched in a movie that starts with the dialogue, “I have to take a shit,” and I think there’s some kind of recognition that must be given to said moment.

If you’re someone that hates reading subtitles, lots of words or hell just hates reading, stay away. I can see some absolutely despising every minute of this just as much as I can see so many falling in love with it. And that’s awesome, you know?