CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL: The Misadventures of Vince & Hick (2025)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Apologies for how late this is — catching up on so much work!

Hick Dunn (Chase Cargill) is just out of prison, can’t get a job and has promised to make it to his daughter’s birthday even if he has no clue how to make it happen. Soon, he meets Vince Campbell (Heston Horwin) and they form a friendship — as much as one can exist between these two guys — of one ex-con who fights his way out of everything and a con who is out to work everyone.

Starting as a web series in 2021, this is now a full movie, directed by Trevor Stevens and written by Horwin. It feels like a comic book universe that allowed Tarantino and all the 90s neo-noir that cashed in on his success to replace superheroes. With 24 hours to steal a car and take it to New Mexico, this is a buddy film that aims for more than its low-budget origins and succeeds beyond expectation.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2025: The Craft (1996)

You know, I love the movies Ideal Home and Bad Dreams. I’d never guess that they were both written and directed by the same person, Andrew Fleming. You may not know the man, but chances are you know his 1996 film, The Craft.

Producer Douglas Wick (he produced Stuart Little and also co-wrote the sequels) wanted to create a movie that mixed the high school experience with witchcraft, which he worked on with screenwriter Peter Filardi (Flatliners). Well, he sure did it. This is a movie that was a quiet hit but has never gone away. Take it from someone who has dated plenty of goth girls.

Sarah Bailey (Robin Tunney, wearing a wig as she had shaved her head for Empire Records) is the new girl in town, having moved from Los Angeles to San Francisco with her father (Cliff DeYoung, Shock Treatment) and stepmother. She soon becomes friends with a group of outcasts who are rumored to be witches: the scarred Bonnie (Neve Campbell), trailer trash and totally awesome Nancy (the legit Wiccan Fairuza Balk, who was also in Return to Oz) and Rochelle (Rachel True, CB4), whose black skin in a nearly all white school makes her a target of ridicule. The witch rumor? Yeah, it’s true. They all worship an entity they refer to as Manon.

Sarah becomes attracted to the popular Chris Hooker (Skeet Ulrich, who was very much a thing in 1996), but he claims that they slept together and ruins her reputation before it gets started. That leads to the girls finally completing a big spell that gives them everything they want: Chris falls in love so hard that he can’t live without Sarah, racist bully Laura Lizzie (Christine Taylor) loses her hair and popularity, Bonnie becomes gorgeous and Nancy’s abusive stepfather dies and she gets rich.

However, it’s not enough. After a rite called the “Invocation of the Spirit,” Nancy gains even more power because, you know, she got hit by lightning (actual Wiccan Pat Devin was the on-set advisor, so maybe this really does occur). Now she can’t be stopped and all of the girls other than Sarah have gone wrong. The coven turns on her, but Sarah ends up stronger than all of them.

Of course, Blumhouse is remaking this, with Zoe Lister-Jones directing. There was talk of another remake and a direct to video sequel which never happened. I had hoped that that luck would have stopped this new version, but it’s already finished production.

I learned a really important lesson from The Craft. The girl I was dating at the time asked me which member of the coven I found most attractive. I said none of them. She kept pressing and begging for my answer. Of course Fairuza Balk is the right answer, but I kept quiet until finally, after an entire meal of her asking, I told her. She instantly grew angry and said, “The right answer is none of them!” Somewhere inside this story is a lesson.

I love the scene where all the fish wash up and the coven realizes how much power they have. You don’t know how many times the women in my life have made me watch this movie. I have grown smarter and not said a single thing about Nancy.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.

Chattanooga Film Festival 2025 Red Eye #6: Southlander (2001)

Originally titled Recycler, after the Los Angeles magazine of the same name, this has a keyboard player named Chance (Rory Cochrane) getting to tour with dub-pop band Future Pigeon and their lead singer Rocket (Beth Orton), as long as he finds his signature sound. It exists in a Molotron keyboard which gets stolen the night before the tour, which leads Chance and Ross Angeles (Ross Harris) through Los Angeles in a search to get it back.

With appearances by Beck, Hank 3, Jennifer Herrema from Royal Trux, Gregg Henry from Body Double, skateboard legend Mark Gonzales, Laura Prepon in her first role, former pro wrestler Joshua Ben-Gurion, that dog drummer Tony Maxwell, Elliot Smith and even Robosaurus, this was directed by Steve Hanft, who wrote it with Rossie Harris and Bob Stephenson. He directed Beck’s video for “Loser,” as well as Kill the Moonlight, another film about someone named Chance with a dream.

If you like ramshackle journeys through dark nights of the soul, well, good news. This is a good one to watch, if only to see Elliot Smith drive a bus.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: NOCLIP 2: Return to Lunchland (2025)

“In this sequel to the award-winning found-footage film NOCLIP, the two explorers return from the void in search of even more liminal spaces. They find new backrooms which lead to multiple surreal locations, plus some familiar ones.”

Directed, written by and starring Gavin Charles and Alex Conn, this Kansas City-filmed microbudget film takes viewers into Lunchland, a place of PTSD from grade school and more liminal spaces, or as Bloody Disgusting described these places that are neiether here, there or anywhere, they are rich with “the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.”

Is it the spaces or the drugs that get you to this never place? Do they exist? Where am I, anyways? Why is the liminal space always at the mall? How late does it get before it becomes early?

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of films I’ve watched.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Itch! (2024)

“Amid a mysterious deadly outbreak called the ITCH. A widower and his estranged young daughter take sanctuary in a department store, only to realize the real terror is inside with them.”

Directed, written by and starring Bari Kang, this has a disease call the Itch, which makes you scratch yourself, mutilating your body until there’s not much left. Jay and his daughter Olivia don’t just need to survivor those who have this infection; the normal humans are just as deadly, as Jay’s convenience store is invaded by Henry (Douglas Stirling) , a customer, and Miguel (Patrick Michael Valley) and Gabriella (Ximena Uribe), two burglars who end up trapped inside as the world comes to an end just past the metal barricade that has been pulled down.

Kang said, “ITCH! is inspired by a true event I witnessed at my family’s discount store,which also serves as the main setting for the movie. Without revealing too much, I saw abizarre scene involving a wild customer which left a lasting impression on me. This experience compelled me to create a film around it. I grew up watching movies from the70s, 80s, and 90s. As an immigrant, I often felt like an outsider, and film became my refuge, and my work drew inspiration from that era of filmmaking. My previous films were influenced by my long-time idols, Scorsese, Tarantino and Melville. With ITCH!, I aimed to pay homage to classic horror films like Dawn of the DeadThe Mist and 28 Days Later.”

An interesting, single location take on the zombie movie, ITCH! also has plenty of commentary on the nature of grief and what it’s like to be an immigrant in today’s America.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of films I’ve watched.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Even More Dangerous Visions

My last round of shorts.

Chickenboy (2024): When a lonely farmer accidentally makes a chicken-human hybrid by jerking off in the chicken coop, he must decide what their fate will be. Directed by and starring Matthew Rush — as both the farmer and the chickenboy — this is something else, a world where humans and chicken can create something together that is ready for sideshows. Are those still a thing? I want them to be a thing.

Human Resource (2025): A financial horror comedy, this is all about Shae, a millennial HR manager who has brought her total self to work, giving everything to her beloved company. In return, she has been given purpose, friends, bountiful perks and an on-staff barista. But when the market crashes and her company is taken over, will she still matter? As a private equity firm begins to restructure, Shae soon learns that by saving the company, she may be damning their souls. This short, directed by Henry Chaisson and written by Max Coyne-Green, rings so true to me after a week spent at a company retreat. I went through a similar ripping of a company to pieces and I still have PTSD. Thanks for making me have flashbacks.

Tether (2025): On the first day of her job manning an isolated space station all by herself, Mickie (Geffri Maya) receives an emergency transmission and has to decide whether or not she should put her career on the line by answering it. This has the voice of Ming-Na Wen as another captain and offers several lessons for viewers and the lead. This was directed and written by Meredith Berg. It could be a full movie with the universe that has been created here.

Wake (2024): Directed and written by Sean Carter, this is one dark and tight short. As a hurricane grows in power outside the hospital, two nurses have one last job before evacuating. They must put a DOA corpse on ice in the downstairs morgue as the hospital floods. However, that will be anything but easy, as one of them is the caretaker for their grandmother, who claims that the dead woman is the same person who stole her purse. Man, this was awesome!

Slow (2025): A field recorder meets a sinister being that can change her perception of time. How can you run when your ability to feel reality has gone away? Directed and written by Rebecca Berrih, this is the kind of thing I often worry about walking into.

Arson (2025): Once a popular boy band — maybe — Actual Size — Drake (Jai Benoit), Nick (Thomas Johnston), Leo (Jeff Pearson), and Kenny (Jerik Thibodeaux) — can’t seem to reach the level of stardom they think they had. Or maybe feel that they deserve. Stuck gigging at pizza joints and dive bars, they sell their souls to Ms. Black (Olivia Peck) for success but forget to read the contract. Directed by Erin Broussard, who wrote it with Donny Broussard, this balances some awesome music numbers with plenty of humor and practical effects. Awesome!

OK/NOTOK (2024): Loretta (Bairavi Manoharan), a working-class British Asian woman, has a new man in her life. Unfortunately, he soon breaks down and she learns that even customer service in the future will be AI. Maybe it’s easier to just have a robot that doesn’t work sitting on the couch in silence than a partner that doesn’t understand you. Directed and written by Pardeep Sahota, this film creates a future universe that feels so close to now that it’s naturally where we’re going. Do androids dream of electronic sheep or do they get sent back in for repairs? This film attempts to answer that question. I’m not sure what I would do.

Daughters of Evil (2024): In 1966, a girl group — Mary Sue (Ariel Ditta), Mary Jane (Natasha Pascetta) and Mary Beth (Jenessa Michelle Soto) — consults a spirit board to come up with the best band name ever: The Daughters of Evil. Then they got possessed by His Unholy Darkness Beleth, who can play a mean tambourine, and who became their manager. Directed by Pascetta, who also wrote it, and Adam James Taylor, this is shot as if it’s a YouTube video and has some fun moments, even if I’ve been spoiled by Late Night With the Devil and Pater Noster and the Mission of Light, two movies that walk the same left hand path and do it with more style. Still, this is a fun watch.

Howl If You Love Me (2023): This new short from John R. Dilworth, the beloved creator of Courage the Cowardly Dog, is a romantic horror comedy about a man named Jim and his werewolf girlfriend Jules. Werewolf hunters show up and almost ruin everything buty our couple figures it out. This world is so sweet and nice that the Twin Towers never got hit by a plane. And there are werewolves! How can I go to this place? Are they taking applications? Do I need a Real ID? Are all werewolves this nice? Man, I have so many questions. One more: when do we get more of this? This seems like such a fun idea for a series and we always need more cartoons.

The Flacalta Effect (2024): Keesha (Rochée Jeffrey) and Toya (Tristina Lee) are black sisters whose house is being infiltrated by the undead who have been created by an anti-aging diet drug called Flacalta. Now, the beautiful undead are ruining their lives. Yet Keesha doesn’t really want to live, because as she sees it, being a black woman in America was never that great. Toya is an optimist who wants a better world and to have an orgasm. Directed and written by  Jeffrey, this definitely needs to be a full-length film. And they both need to survive!

Sempre Avanti (2023): Two U.S. soldiers — known as tunnel rats — plunge into a suspected enemy combatant tunnel system during the Vietnam War only to awaken unparalleled horrors. Like Shelter Half, this was directed by the Barber Brothers, written by Nathaniel Barber and shot by Matthew Barber. Both brothers appear in the story, unlike the above mentioned short.

This is appropriately claustrophobic and has a monster in it that looks like it was a lot like the one in Shelter Half, which if that’s true, props to these guys for extending their budget. It’s less a story than a framework to get said monster up against some soldiers, but it looks great and would probably make a great extended film.

The Traveler and the Troll (2025): Directed and written by Adam Murray, this has a traveler who has stopped to rest in a haunted forest. They soon learn they are not alone and have stumbled upon the lair of a terrifying troll who demands gifts for passage.

With no coin or treasure to give, the traveler must answer three of the troll’s riddles to survive the night and leave the forest with their soul intact.

Riddle 1: I have no fangs, yet I bite: The wind.

Riddle 2: I rise from the sea, I rest in the hills only to rise again from the sea: The sun.

The troll doesn’t have a third riddle because no one gets these right. The traveler makes the troll sad because, well, he is so used to these questions and doesn’t come off as frightening when he has memory lapses.

The filmmakers said that they were inspired by Legend, Pan’s Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal. You can see that in this as well as a great mix of animation, puppetry and live action. Troll law doesn’t work out as well as the steel of a sword in the end, though. I totally loved this!

Her House (2024): Gina (Taylor Joree Scorse) and her estranged mother Helen (Gloria Gruber) have to go back to the home of Gina’s grandmother (and Helen’s mother) Jane (Lexa Gluck) to put things in order after the funeral. What’s my first rule of horror? Don’t go back home and definitely don’t go back home if you hate your family. Directed by Will Lee, who wrote it with Ian Hedman, this has the grandmother wanting to take Gina and Helen revealing where this cycle of mother and daughter trauma has begun. This short does so much in ten minutes. Definitely hunt it down and watch it.

Forever Yours (2024): Following a devastating accident that leaves the love of her life, Sebastian (James Tuft), paralyzed, Valeria (Andrea Ariel) becomes his caretaker. But is she devoted or obsessed? Directed by Elliott Louis McKee, who wrote the story with Andrea Ariel, this really is something else, a movie told by Valeria, who tells the entire story of how they met and we learn just what she tells us. I have to say, at least the human got it and Benny the dog was safe. I can forgive human being violence, but Benny is a good boy.

All Kinds of Animals (2024): Hannah (Carmen Sage) is an experienced hiker who is working her way up to the summit when something unexpected happens. Directed and written by Becky Sayers, this brings up the question of whether most women would rather face a man or a bear in the woods. Or maybe the guys should worry about our heroine and her bear mace. What a great and unexpected close to this! I feel like I see things like this happen on true crime shows all the time — often to women — so I am not sad at all when I watch it happen to men in movies. Ladies, get your revenge, at least in cinema. Seems like mom was all in on this plan too!

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?! (2025): When a broke birthday party clown named Bobo (Zachary Solomon) finds out in the middle of the gig from hell that his mother is on her deathbed, he has to figure out how to get home. “Stupid, we’re going to use magic!” is a great line in this. Also: Laura (Rivkah Reyes), the other clown who randomly called him a homophobic name with a hard g — wow. Everyone is against Bobo and why is he even at this party dressed like Porky Wiggles the pig and why are kids punching him Directed by Zen Pace and written by Zachary Solomon, this is the kind of short that I love. Strange, otherworldly and weirder as it goes on. I had to do a birthday party once where I was hired as a pro wrestler — which I was — and there was no ring. I just had to come out in full costume and talk about wrestling. Another time, I had to do one and actually have a match in a public park and get thrown into a tree. None of those things are as upsetting as the things that happen in this.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles and updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Fun Sized Epics vol. 2

Almost through all the shorts!

DID YOU REMEMBER THE CAT? (2024): Directed by Daniel Foster, who wrote the script with Autumn Olson, this has Tara (Angelique Maurnae) and Mitch (Jonny H Lee) escaping a house party turned horror movie. But then they realize that they forgot the cat and not even a monster can keep a cat lover from going back, right? Unless Mitch wants to be single. A fun start to this block!

radiation (2025): Directed and written by Peter Collins Campbell, who said, “there’s something out there. radiation is a special little experiment I made with the help of a lot of amazing people all across the country, and my cat.” What a gorgeous film! If you have trouble with strobing, consider closing your eyes for this one. Some magnificent scenery and use of music.

Bananahead (2024): After her mother’s disappearance, Andi Sanger (Sally Maersk) tries to get the lead in the movie of her missing mother’s novel, Bananahead. However, her mother’s legacy — both in life and in the house her grandmother left behind — is filled with dread. If you find a key to a room in a family house and you’ve never been in it, you know that you don’t have to go inside it. Directed and written by Christopher Greenslate, this asks why a grandmother and mother would disappear and what damage that would do to everyone left behind. The closer Andi gets to understanding who her mother was, the further she drifts from reality. Also: major points to Andi’s Fugazi shirt.

Disfigura (2025): All I needed was Doug Jones as the host of this Twilight Zone-inspired movie, and I could already say that I loved it. Promising “a world of 1950s suspense,” this is all about Anya (Alexa Cappiello), who is forward-thinking for the time but worries about how her husband George (Alexa Cappiello) is acting. Directed by Toni Blando, who also wrote the script, and Jake Bradbury, this film features Anya being told she’s becoming too muscular and rugged. Just let the Light Trim tablets make you thin or she has to go to Disfigura. I don’t want to give much away, but this was just perfect.

Hi! I Just Moved Here (2024): New divorcee Kat has moved into a new home in the hills. Two things quickly happen: she bonds with her neighbor Hannah and finds a VHS tape outside her house. Kat has nightmares after watching the tape, which opens her mind to the horrible secrets of her house. Directed and written by Alessandro Pulisci, this grows dark and proves to me that if you find a tape in the street, you shouldn’t watch it. I have learned a great deal from this year’s CFF shorts. Great acting in this, the colors are gorgeous and it’s directed so well. It also has a shout out to Jack N. Green, who directed Speed 2: Cruise Control.

Your Husband Was a Good Man (2025): Orla (Jamie Alvey)’s husband William (Deaton Gabbard) died in a school shooting a year ago and she’s still taken by grief. She can barely raise their daughter together. But does she miss her husband enough to resort to magic to raise him from the other side? Directed and written by Jamie Alvey, this is primarily about the lack of consent that comes with reviving someone who didn’t consent to it. Haven’t we learned enough from movies that death can’t be screwed with? Guess not.

DESTROYER (2024): Directed by Judd Myers, who co-wrote the script with Kyle Montgomery, this film follows a man who is certain that his wife has a secret, as he attempts to uncover the truth, which soon leads him into a terrifying occult realm and perhaps something inhuman. I really loved how this was built, as well as the quality of the shooting and colors throughout. There’s a message in this, but it doesn’t hit you over the head. Instead, it slowly takes over and changes what you expect.

Any Last Words (2024): A crook trying to flee town, but he’s now staring down the barrel of a gun and in a room with multiple people who want him dead. Directed and written by Isaac Rathé, this taught me something very important: when confronted by people with weapons on me, make fun of their dick sizes.

The Girlies (2024): Antics! Estrogen! Escapades! That’s what is promised, as well as hijinks ensue! Oh wow! The Girlies are forced to face the unexpected in this short directed and written by Natalie Couture. This was so much fun and I could see it going on to be more than just this movie.

Get a Real Job (2025): The successes and failures of amateur non-profit fundraisers Sam and Yogi make up this film. Sam and Yogi would be Samantha Lochs and Yogi Paliwal, who directed and wrote the script with Ramona Donahue. You know, I had to go to New York City once and ask people to share their opinions on health care while we filmed it. You have no idea how much people swore at me during this experience. Maybe you do. This movie feels real.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles and updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Bride of WTF

WTF got married and here are more shorts.

Beef Creek (2024): Occultist Mr. Petrulo runs a New York-style deli in middle of nowhere Wyoming with Horace, Sandra, Lily and Ralphie. That’s the quick description, and as I always write, hijinks ensue. In this pilot, Ralphie falls into a pocket dimension inside the deli’s dumpster and is seduced by a trash-dwelling succubus — “horny dumpster” — who lures in “white male saviors” to steal their souls. Horace has a past with this demon, one that almost ruined his relationship, but sometimes being a hero means getting hit in the penis. I absolutely loved every minute of this — it feels like a great Adult Swim show and has fully realized characters that I want to know more about. When do we get more?

Endzgiving (2025): Directed by Tina Carbone, who co-wrote the script with Patrick T. Dorsey, this is the tale of friends getting together after the end of the world. Will even brought a pie, but forgot to tell everyone that he was bitten by a zombie on the way over. He has around six minutes before he becomes one himself, but he’d like to spend one more meal with his best buddies and get some quiet before he wants to eat them. This is a cute idea, has a great cast and is well-made. It flies by and remains entertaining throughout!

A Divine Comedy: What the Hell (2025): When even Dante’s classic Hell is falling to pieces, what are we to do? Well, if you’re a harpy named Charlotte, you leave this plane behind and try to get to Earth. But there’s still the matter of her stalker ex Asterion, who keeps bothering her and wants to know what she did with the egg they made together. I loved this — it has the animation style of a Fleischer Studios cartoon at times and has some wonderful music. A joyous effort and what a wonderful lead!

Randy as Himself (2025): A Hollywood production crew comes to West Texas to recreate the murder of a local woman. Using locals to reenact the crime means that old emotions are brought back. Directed and written by Margaret Miller, this proves that even during a blood-soaked reenactment, you can find true love. This film has such a unique look and while its fully contained, it would really make a great full-length that could go deeper into how the media reports on small towns, reducing their trauma into content that plays all night on Pluto channels.

A Forest (2024): The second Isabel Nola movie I watched at CFF — I Dreamt of Being an Actress is the other — this is about a couple taking part in the hunt for a cryptid. There’s also an alien baby, documentary-style footage to introduce it and great sound design throughout. Nola did so much of the work on this and from everything I’ve seen at CFF, I’m going to have to start hunting down more of her work.

Beast of the Northwoods (2025): In a rural northern community, a monster — well, a beast — born of radioactive fallout has developed a taste for human flesh. After the discovery of multiple victims, Sheriff Bob Jenson calls in young game warden Joe Miller to help identify — and stop — the creature responsible. With the help of local guide Elaine Skogland — Ms. Elaine Skogland — they go into the woods, ready to stop the monster. Directed by Harrison Reeder and written by Laura Berg, this gets the look and feel of 1950s science fiction right. And yes — that’s Mystery Science Theater‘s Trace Beaulieu, who was Dr. Clayton Forrester and Crow T. Robot.

Empty Jars (2024): After the last two shorts I watched, this brought back the love I have for film. Director Guillermo Ribbeck Sepúlveda has crafted a fantasy world where a woman (Ana Burgos) deals with the loud guests at her hostel by freeing a ghost from a jar, a spirit that, well, fills her with something else, giving her an experience that she hopes to replicate again and again. Yet, as this movie shares with us, the dead are even less trustworthy than the living. What a gorgeous looking and feeling short. I can’t wait to see what else Sepúlveda can do!

Pumpkin Guts (2024): Directed and written by Bryan M. Ferguson, this leans in hard to the John Carpenter influence in looks, feel, story and music. There’s a Pumpkin Pitcher who destroys your pumpkin and then curses your life. This has such a strong feel to it, as it even has the giant phone that yes, I can assure younger readers that we really had and used at one point in the past. Plus, this has more than just pumpkin guts, it has some real ones, too. I guess there’s a Haddonfield, even in England.

Krakens Maw (2024): A stubborn young metal musician named Taylor (Rose McAvoy) has been struggling to meet her mentor, Theodore McKinnis (Andrew Carl), a man who recorded what she believes to be the heaviest album ever. After trying as hard as she can to get through to him, he agrees to let her be part of his next project. It’s not what she thought, though. He’s found Atlantis and is ready to battle Nazis and Satanist ninjas to get there. Is she ready to board his ship, the Black Mary, or does she just want to be a metal star? Is rock and roll dead? This was great — what a speech about the adventure to Atlantis!

Manny Wolfe (2024): Directed by Trevor Neuhoff, who wrote it with Sean Kennedy Moore, this movie hits on so many things that I love. Manny Wolfe is trying to get into Hollywood, but as a werewolf, he’s already typecast. He wants more and yet even the biggest projects just have him howling at the moon, something that real werewolves refuse to do. I want this to be a full movie so badly; I love the idea that Manny wants to be in a regular movie and for no one to wonder why a lycanthrope randomly shows up. This may have been one of my favorite films of CFF.

The Confection (2025):Two friends — Lisa (Simone Norman) and Chuck (Alex Ptak) — are just goofing off when a freak accident kills him. Lisa is unable to process what has just happened, but maybe his ghost can help. I love the tagline for this: “What if your friend died in the stupidest way possible?” Director and writer Christopher Jason Bell has put together one strange story here. After all, how many people die by radio waves that send them crashing face-first into a cake? Also: This has some incredible camera work near the end as the woods around the house seemingly are alive and start to envelope Lisa in a Bava-lit nightmare.

The Key Club (2024): Val seems to be hitting it off with Chad on their first date. You may find him cringe, but that’s the whole point. She gets him back home — Fireball roofie — and that’s when the dating torture begins. Directed by Lee Boxleitner and Sam Boxleitner and written by Lee Boxleitner and star Vanessa Branda, this is one of the first movies where I’ve seen a drill torturing someone be followed up with a tampon.

The Vanity (2025): “In the near future, a young couple makes their living as influencers for a new social media platform: THE VANITY.” That’s all there is to do once AI takes your job, I guess. Trust me, I worry enough about this, as I write hundreds of words every day for a dwindling audience of people who no longer care about words. Directed by Megan Rosati and written by Evan Watkins, this has its leads being forced to choose between creating content or one another. How many streams a day can these guys do in a day, anyway?

You Wake to Find Yourself Alone in the Woods (2024): Directed and written by Brad McHargue, this has a hiker lost in the woods with only an omniscient narrator for company. Oh yes — there’s also a slasher villain. You know how they love those woods. There are also bears and mountain lions and moose. Just a moose. “Are they dangerous?” asks the man. “Maybe,” responds the voice. Also: If I had a voice narrating at me while I tried to pee, I’d pee my pants. Also also: The bad guy has a mask that looks a lot like Kane. What a fun concept and film! I loved it!

Sick Day (2024): A burnt out assistant has the perfect plan to get sent home for being sick. Then, a swarm of locusts invades Los Angeles. Directed and written by Hughes Ransom, this doesn’t just look good. It sounds amazing with a really strong soundtrack. The budget for this had to be crazy as it looks like a big budget movie. Also: Billy Jr. is the kind of boss I’ve worked for in marketing for years and man, this was triggering. But that’s OK! This was fun!

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles and updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: Salutes Your Shorts Again

DiMore shorts? Yes!

Bloody Marian (2025): A bartender with a bit of an attitude faces a significant challenge when a customer arrives whose taste for drink can’t be stopped. Directed and written by Sommar Ashleigh Boulware, this film has a great visual look, reminiscent of Sin City, and a fun premise.

Dead Pet Shark (2025): Directed and written by Misha Gankin, this was inspired by a real-life incident. The filmmaker said, “When I was a child, I found a dead reef shark. I took it home and played with it until my mother made me throw it back into the sea. It wasn’t a particularly profound day then, but 15 years later, I’ve found the story to be a prime source of inspiration for this short film. I made this comedy to highlight the power of curiosity, the price of wisdom, and our responsibility to care for the planet.” In the film version, young Arthur finds the shark and keeps trying to bring it back to life, even feeding it on the blood of his bully friend. We all learn about the environment in different ways.

Deadly Duels XII (2025): Directed by Justine Bead and written by Nick Grant, this is all about a super religious kid — what we used to call Jesus Crispy in my hometown — who starts to think that his sister is possessed and goes to extreme lengths to save her. Between video games, heavy metal and corpse paint, this kid thinks that Satan is honest and in his living room. I loved this and feel like I lived it, because back in 1989, I was investigated by my high school under the suspicion that I worshipped the devil because I wore lots of black shirts and went out with someone who wore goth makeup. Such is life.

Don’t Screw This Up (2025): In this short film directed by Nathan Evans, a student screenwriter struggles to finish her script as her peers wait to actually complete the movie. As someone who is continually writing for other creatives, I felt the worry and nerves in this.

Elegancia (2025): A misguided filmmaker is transported into a dark fairytale world of her own creation, a place where the dance never stops. Directed and written by Maria Shevtsova, this is a fully formed vision that could totally be a full-length film all on its own. It looks gorgeous while also being frightening at times; how many of us who watch movies all day also wish that we could lose ourselves in our fantasy worlds? I loved this, even though the majority of my dancing consists of interpretive routines to the theme songs of true crime shows that my wife watches.

Rouge (2025): Directed by Nicholas Jackson, this short is an “absurdist comedy taking place on May 4, 1937, in Paris, France, when Detective Jean Martin is called to a local apartment building to investigate the murder of painter, Arthur Dubois.” It has such a unique look and feel, really setting itself on its own as a film that’s ideally suited for a short instead of being a truncated full-length or a test of an idea.

Something’s Wrong With Kit (2024): Directed and written by Lida Everhart, this is all about a newly turned teenage vampire and the issues that she has to deal with, from keeping her vampirism a secret from her only friend, Maria, to dealing with her horrible mother. Even having the power to rise from the dead to feed on others means that you’re still going to have to deal with your family.

Strings (2025): “Sally joins a dream summer trip to Sicily with her childhood bestie Poppy, hoping to reconnect before they start university. Confronted with Poppy’s volatile new friend Alex, Sally is strangely drawn to the traditional puppets decorating their villa, and the strings that bind the two friends threaten to rip them apart.” Directed by Ava Pearson, Eleanor Smith and Nina Zandvliet, this feels like “What if Stuart Gordon made a message movie about bullying” and I mean that with all the magic that question should make you imagine. Also: If you go to a villa and it’s filled with dolls, find another villa.

Two Breaths (2024): Directed and written by Kateryna Kurganska, this takes place in the not-too-distant future. A small-scale nuclear weapon has ruined an island paradise, sending everyone away but young Ava and her grandfather, who believes that he can save their dying home. He can’t and passes away himself, leaving Ava stranded with only a stuffed manta ray named Mr. Fish. Luckily, she also meets Two Breaths, a real manta ray who keeps her alive and helps her to finally leave this all behind. Several of the CFF films focused on the destruction of our ecosystem this year, a concern I’ve had for some time. Luckily, there is some hope.

The Pledge (2024): Charles and Sam are lifelong friends on their last day of pledgeship to a fraternity. Charles is worried, but Sam tells him that as long as they’re together, everything will be OK. I wish that were true, but when the frat brothers dose them with LSD, Charles goes out of control as he struggles to be alone and just get through this bad trip. Directed by Jackson Stofka, who co-wrote the script with Trenton Hancock, this film features murder by keg and an atmosphere that makes me realize I’m glad art school didn’t have fraternities. I want to see a full-length version of this!

Terroir (2025): A young wine critic (Madison Hu) returns to a French vineyard one year after giving it a bad review. There, she and her friends become the target of a masked maniac. Is he trying to get back at her for that review? Directed and written by Casey Rogerson, I’ve been waiting for a murder movie set in a winery ever since the opening of Heart Eyes. Well made!

The Humming Grows (2024): Directed and written by Aughbar, this short finds MMA fighter Jodie (Jewelianna Ramos-Ortiz) breaking into her sister’s home to save her family. Why is her niece all chained up? Why is there a bloody family photo? What will she have to do to save everyone? Ramos-Ortiz is a capable actress and stunt performer, with this short serving as an excellent showcase for her to demonstrate her dramatic and athletic abilities. While a student film, this looks significantly better than you might expect.

The Things We Keep (2025): Directed by Joanna Fernandez, this finds its main character, Kate, forced into a caretaker position for her estranged mother. As she comes home to clean the hoarded house where her mother has lived alone for years — and where Kate has avoided — she learns that within these walls, the horror of her mother’s sickness remains. This movie made me think deeply about the ways that my wife has changed since the death of my father and how there are parts of my old family home that I haven’t visited in some time.

Tin Soldiers (2025): What is normal? That’s what this movie asks as a young man named Caius is put on prescription drugs that will influence the rest of his life. Directed and written by Aris Federman, this film about ADHD prompts you to consider other lives and the struggles people face.

to write the ending (2025): Directed and written by Shaler Keenum, this is the story of Soren, a street poet (Ali Alsaleh), who uses a magical typewriter to find true love with Cassiopeia, the girl of his dreams (Leigha Sinnott). I really liked how this takes the male ideal of romance and confronts it with the truth, that no woman wants the rest of the world to stop. Guys get too literal. The love language we learn from movies can sometimes lead us to become stalkers or incels. Luckily, it seems she may be able to help Soren work it all out.

What’s Left (2025): This is a short set in a future Tennessee where the consequences of global warming have drastically altered the world, as the ocean moves inland. Society collapses, as does the United States, as people struggle to get together. Directed and written by Ryan Gentle and Austin Quarles, this is science fiction for a very limited time; the coming soon on the poster is ominous because this is the place where we’ll all be living sooner than we’d like to believe.

Did My Heart Love Till Now (2025): Love potions never work, you know? I’m not sure, as I’ve never used one myself. But in this, a witch is so desperate for a lover that she drives the man of her dreams to mania. This didn’t go as planned. Directed by Veronica Tullo, this film boasts a gorgeous look and tells a compelling story. I wonder if the lead actress was cast because she bears a vague resemblance to Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of watched films. 

CHATTANOOGA FILM FESTIVAL 2025: WTF (Watch These Films)

Another round of shorts? Let’s watch them.

Is That a Mime (2024): First off, yes, that is a mime. Second, if you encounter a mime in the park and it appears to be a killing machine, the chances are very good that, indeed, that mime is a killing machine. Directed and written by Phil Cheney, this film stars Lucy Gamades and Michael Spencer as the couple who encounter the mime, played by Conor Sullivan, who the credits claim will return soon. Look, if I see that guy, I’m going to just be cool and avoid him, OK? Mimes are straight up terrifying, more like Pinhead, and being forced to hang out with Kirk Cameron for an entire afternoon, locked in a car with the windows up and no air conditioning.

Frankenbabes From Beyond The Grave! (2025): Directed and written by Andrew Bowser (Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls), this film features Dr. Channard (Dana Ashbrook) and Father Timothy Vanes (Jimmi Simpson) grabbing the bodies of dead dancers out of the wreckage of a traffic accident involving a traveling burlesque show on the way back from the Leather Dommy Mommy Con. As you can imagine, the ladies get the upper hand instead of being subservient slaces. The Frankenbabes are played by adult star Penny Barber, who is Brain; AVN Cosplayer of the Year Bunni Black (Stripe); Melissa Drew and Hex Hypoxia (Twisted Sister); Stephanie Michelle (Stitches); adult actress Little Puck (Jumper); Cheyenne Wise (Patches) and Savannah Solo (Bob). Think Frankenhooker but with more ladies, more neon and almost more gore. Perfect.

Pocketman (2023): In director Ericka Clevenger and writer Alex Miller’s super short — one minute! — film, a wedding is terrorized by a supernatural being who can steal things from pockets. While men mostly are the ones set to pay — cargo shorts, you know? — women do love having comfy pants. When the wedding ring. However, if the item gets stolen from a pocket, the monster must pay. A fun and sweet idea done well!

You’re an Angel (2024): The most terrifying aspect of this short is that it is based on a true story. Directed and written by Zachary Eglinton, this film begins with a couple (Avital Ash and Brian McElhaney) making out in the back of a taxi, regardless of what the driver (Zachary Eglinton) says, even when his story becomes heartbreaking. Even the strange appearance of an onion in the bedroom can’t break the mood but when it’s all over, you may wonder: why are there so many jars of piss? Really. Why? I never thought I would see this or write that, but there you go. Thanks Zachary!

Striya (2024): Directed and written by Paige Campbell, this is a Jewish folk horror story shot entirely in Yiddish. In the distant past, a town wanted to put a teenage girl named Gele to death and wouldn’t change their mind, even when her father begged for her life. However, when she escapes and makes her way to the home of her rabbi, we learn why the town was so concerned. There hasn’t been much folk horror outside of the tales of the Golem associated with this religion, and I’d love to see more.

Vote for Wyem (2025): Now this is a creative short. Director and writer Benjamin Percy has created what appears to be a political attack ad that soon turns into a horrific dread. Perfectly filmed, edited and voiced, this is such a quick hit that I watched it more than once. What a blast!

Sewing Machine (2025): Directed and written by Tyler Hagen, this short finds Heather being gifted a mysterious sewing machine, one that will undoubtedly help her finish her latest collection of clothes, but you know, this is a horror short, so that machine will force her to tear her body to pieces. Don’t take free sewing machines left on your doorstep. Add that to the advice I have given you. Great poster too!

The Creature of Blood Lake (2024): Directed and written by Dylan A. Young, this film has three minutes to sell you on an 80s SOV throwback about friends who go to Blood Lake to find out why so many people have died. This does not seem like a good idea on their part. They find that it isn’t a human killer out there, but if the title of this movie is to be believed, a creature. I absolutely adored how this looked and would love for it to become more than just this trailer. My love for shot-on-video is next to my love of staying up all night and writing about movies.

Brick Boy (2025): Directed by Scott Vasey, who co-wrote the script with Caleb Yeaton, this film tells the story of a young girl being bullied at school. It’s actually pretty intense and reminds me of just how happy I am to be old and never have to go back to being in class again. But ah, how does this get the tagline “You’ll shit bricks?” Because when she goes home, she turns her Legos into a building brick golem and gets her revenge, which is pretty creative, both for her and the filmmakers.

C.U.N.T. (See You Next Tuesday) (2025): Two mothers take their daughters to the park on a Tuesday for a monkey bar competition, but man, this ends up being a swearing contest. Points to director and writer Gabriela Perez Figuereo for going all out to offend anyone who doesn’t like dirty words.

The Princess of Coyote Palms (2025): “In 1964, a woman desperate to join her friends in the ranks of motherhood prays for a miracle under the critical gaze of a sardonic narrator in the sleepy desert town of Coyote Palms.” With a sell line like that, you just have to watch this. How delightful is it that this film by Stephen Vanderpool and Danielle McRae Spisso pays such tribute to the Twilight Zone while being very much its own thing? I had a blast with this one.

Eldritch Karaoke (2025): Directed and written by Joe Loftus, this animated short follows a girl (Feena Glynn) as she embarks on a journey to escape her past. But then, she’s hit by a car and descends into a chaotic musical afterlife along with two crows (Andrew Dickson and Liam O’Brien). While death isn’t the end, I don’t think anyone expects it to be like this, a world of song beyond the veil. I guess you really do join the choir invisible.

I Dreamt of Being an Actress (2023): I love this quote from this film’s director and writer, Isabel Nora, on Letterboxd: “Two years ago, I challenged myself to make a piece with my sister in one room, with no dialogue and no budget.

This film is, and was intended to be, a feeling—made for those who are continuing to navigate a dream that is so vast and intimate, you are lost within and without it; that no matter how hard you try, you can’t separate or remove yourself from the dream. It’s love, obsession, longing, pain, hope, and it’s you.”

This movie was gorgeous. I’m so glad that I watched it.

French Lessons (2025): Directed and written by Kyle Garrett Greenberg and Anna Maguire, this movie has “film executive Kyle and filmmaker Arran rendez-vous for a tête à tête in this crème de la crème of Cinéma Verité.” They also made the movie Hi! You Are Currently Being Recorded. This feels like it would pair very nicely with that film.

Wrong Guy (2025): Vince is a disabled guy, and for some reason, everyone confuses him with other disabled people they know. Someone thinks that he’s Ian Michael Smith from Simon Birch, which ends up getting him a free vacation with his friend Rosie. Directed by Brett Maline, who also stars in it, this was a charming film.

Skeeter (2024): Chris McInroy gets me every time. Actually, he’s made me physically sick a few of those times, no complaints. That’s because his movies are always fun, like this one, where someone has been raised by mosquitoes. If you’ve seen his films GutsWe Joined a Cult and We Forgot About the Zombies, you know what you’re in for here. Thank you again, Chris, for shocking me and reminding me to never eat popcorn—or any food—during your movies.

Agoraphobia (2025): Directed by Ashley Wong, this is a music video for the band Lillian. I’m always intrigued by how art reflects agoraphobia, as my grandmother had it and didn’t leave the house for several decades. Later, through therapy and prescriptions, she was finally free and could go places. Thanks for making this!

VHX (2024): Directed and written by Scott Ampleford and Alisa Stern, this film features a collection of VHS tapes gathering dust on a shelf, wondering why some are picked over others, only for one of them to come back as a zombie. This made me miss the times when all I had were tapes with handwritten labels, bootlegs of movies that were nowhere near 4K, fuzzy blasts of weirdness, mix tapes, utter strangeness that could fall apart at any moment because VHS was so fragile. I loved this!

Open Wide (2025): Phoebe is a Catholic girl who wants to be bad. Ron and Vera are a swinging couple. A dating app has brought them together for a night of drinking, music and probably some awkward MFF action. Things seem to be going well, with them both treating her like an object of lust — exactly what she wanted — until the 8-year-old son of the couple arrives and demands to be fed. And grandma also shows up. Directed by Sam Fox, this totally should be a full-length movie. It was just getting going when things had to move quickly to the conclusion.

You can watch this and many other films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. Over the next few days, I’ll be posting reviews and articles and updating my Letterboxd list of watched films.