April 16: Filmirage — Give in to the sleaze and write about a Joe D’Amato produced movie. There’s a list here.

Also known as Instinct, this has a box that promises an erotic thriller.

Seeing as how it starts with a naked woman being killed by a radio in the bathtub, I can see why.

In 1994, Joe D’Amato would direct the Rocco Siffredi-starring adult Marco Polo, China and Sex as Robert Yip, The House of Pleasure, Chinese Kamasutra as Chang Lee Sun, Il labirinto dei sensi, Marquis de Sade (yes, Rocco), Fantasmi al castello and Sexy caccia al tesoro and Ladri gentiluomini – Donne, gioielli… e culi belli with The Return of the Exorcist director Luca Damiano. He also shot several of those as Fred Slonisko, as well as the adult Erotic Dream of Aladdin X and producing the Siffredi-directed Panna montata.

Joe D’Amato was a busy guy.

He also made this movie that year, working with Claudio Bernabei and Daniele Stroppa. Well, James Burke was the name he used, but we all know how much he loved his many names.

One of the last Filmirage movies, this is about Frances (Gala Orlova, Legittima Vendetta), a woman seeking her lost sister who is, you knew it, the naked girl killed in the bathtub. She gets mixed up with the same guy her sister was involved with, the gigolo Sonny Everett (Theo Losito), after she buys the same house her sister lived in by real estate agent Maurice Poli, who was also in Frankenstein 2000 and Black Cobra.

The cast also includes Walter Toschi (the pilot from Concorde Affaire ’79) as a cop named Perkins, Susanna Bugatti (P.O. Box Tinto Brass), Maurizio Panici (Dark Bar), Elisabeth Rossler, Emy Valentino, Jean Hebert, Vira Silenti and Marlene Weber.

Shot in Austria, this had Joe’s son Daniele Massaccesi behind the camera. It looks nice, probably better than it deserves, and the soundtrack is actually pretty good. It also has stunts by Ottaviano Dell’Acqua!

After this, Joe wouldn’t really look back, making lots of porn. A lot of people complain online — of the 2-3 people who have reviewed this — that this movie is all sex. What did you expect? You do know the assignment Joe had, right? What movies are you people watching to be shocked by that?

Also: I love Joe so much that I spent $12 to get this and do not feel bad at all. I have skipped meals to save money and gone thirsty so I didn’t spend too much on drinks when I was out of the house, knowing I had refreshments at home. Yet, here I am, just plopping down money to get a movie that I know won’t be great, but I need to watch every Filmirage movie, no matter the quality. My life is a success.