Luna di Sangue (1989)

Ignore the Lucio Fulci Presents, as he had nothing to do with this other than to sign over his name. It was directed by Enzo Milioni, who also made Quello strano desiderio and The Sister of Ursula, and was written by Millioni and Giovanni Simonelli, who directed Hansel e Gretel.

A dying man tells the story of Ann Moffett (Barbara Blasco) and how she found her husband Larry’s dead body only for it to disappear. No one believed her and a year later, a man comes to visit her and claims to be her dead husband.

In case you wondered just how far Milloni can take things, there’s a scene where a farmer catches his mute and potentially mentally deficient daughter Tanya (Luciana Ottaviani AKA Jessica Moore from Eleven Days, Eleven Nights) fooling around with two men in his stable. He chases them off and his daughter then proceeds to kneel before him and commit an act of incestual oral copulation, capped off by someone shooting her in the back of the head, removing his member, which is shot again and then he’s shot in the face.

You may have seen the head being pushed out a window and the head of Annie Belle (House On the Edge of the Park) being sliced off with a scythe in the Fulci compilation that is Cat In the Brain.

How does this all work together in a kind of, sort of giallo? It doesn’t. It has a few murder set pieces that don’t fit in and a story that goes nowhere. Such is life.

You can watch this on YouTube.