We’re back this Saturday at 8 PM on the Groovy Doom Facebook page with two films about why you should probably avoid parks at all costs.

Up first, the absolutely insane Memorial Valley Massacre, which can watch this on Amazon Prime and YouTube or order the Vinegar Syndrome reissue.

Memorial Valley Dew (inspired by this drink)

• 2 oz. melon liquor
• 1 oz. triple sec
• 3 oz. pineapple juice
• 3 oz. mountain dew
• Lime
• Maraschino cherries

1. Slice up lime and fill a glass with them, along with crushed ice and cherries.
2. Mix other ingredients in a shaker and shake them up.
3. Pour over ice and serve.

Up next, an even stranger movie, if that’s possible.

Don’t Go Near the Park is everything I love about movies. Basically, it makes no sense and is filled with gore. That’s basically all I want out of life. You can watch this on YouTube.

Wooly Mammoth (taken from this site)

• 1 oz. tequila
• 1 oz. peach schnapps
• 1 oz. coconut rum
• 1 oz. rum
• 1 oz. lime juice
• 1 oz. lemon juice

1. Toss all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
2. Pour over ice and enjoy.

We can’t wait to see you on Saturday!