GENREBLAST FILM FESTIVAL 2023: Shorts round 3

Here’s the next set of shorts that I watched at GenreBlast Film Festival.

Red VelvetWhen Jack (Austin Lynn Hall) learns that the end of the world is on its way, he’s in the middle of getting an escort from the For A Good Time escort agency. She’s on her way and as she knocks at the door, he isn’t sure that he wants to invite in someone with all the warnings on the TV and radio. Except that Cassandra (Alisha Erozer) is pretty much a dream girl and she’s just begging to come inside. As she heads to the shower to clean herself up, he’s shocked when there’s another knock on the door and Cassandra is waiting outside.

Directed and written by Blake Simon, this looks incredible and moves so quickly that I wanted more. Great effects, well-shot visuals and even the colors look gorgeous. I’d love to see how he keeps this quality together for a full length film.

Jess Is a Clown NowYou know how there’s often a shocking reveal at the end of a slasher that explains it all to you? Director and writer Rylan Rafferty has put together an entire short filled with with those reveals that go on and on until they build into absolute baffling insanity.

Jess (Kara Jobe) has become a clown, as the title reveals. Mom (Lizabet Latvala) and dad (Randy R. Roberts) are already dead and Megan the gardener (Brianna Ripley) who may or may not be the half-sister or ex-girlfriend or not even connected to Jess may or may not be responsible. Stick with it, because this will take you to plenty of places and beyond.

This is a really fun short and I’d love to see if there’s anything else to this story.

The Haunted Baby Carriage from HellSpencer (Dylan Wayne Lawrence) and Cameron (John Reddy) have just moved into a new house- Kelli Maroney is their real estate agent Regina Kobritz, who is named for Mrs. Kobritz in The Fog — and discover that they are haunted by an old baby carriage. You know, if there’s one thing scarier than those wicker old wheelchairs like in The Changeling, it’s an antique baby carriage.

The bigger problem? Everyone thinks that they are finally announcing that they are adopting a baby, which doesn’t help, because that carriage shows up at the worst possible times. Director and writer J.T. Seaton has created something really great here, starting with a solid idea and infusing so many of the things that we all love from horror into a short that just plain works.

The Universe and You: Dr. Terry Hathaway (Cameron Dye, who has a ton of acting credits, including The Last StarfighterOut of the Dark and a lot of episodic TV) has a cable access show sometime in the 1980s. Most of the callers want to ask him how to get ESP or to say Uranus on TV, but one caller claims that he’s been on the show over and over again and only Hathaway can understand that they are after him because only the two of them know a horrible secret. You can hear that there’s something alien on the other side of the line and it’s hunting the caller.

Director and writer Brendan Mitchell has created something that could be cliche here and instead made it into something that’s wonderful. It has a really well-shot look and goes from comedy to horror effortlessly.

Butt StuffI always wondered about those guys who buy those sex doll torsos. the ones that cut a woman’s body off and just make the sex areas. Like, well, the butt.

The hero of this movie is one of those guys. And the butt sex toy he bought isn’t just a piece of foam or rubber, it’s actually a sentient and fully aware as well as being fully in love with him.

Yet once he’s found actual love, he keeps jamming the butt under the bed. Or throwing it in the garbage. And that won’t do. That butt is going to get some revenge.

I really liked director and writer April Yanko’s short. It didn’t need the bug at the end, as the scene of the butt attacking her former love was enough. Otherwise, this is really great with some really solid special effects.

RighteousDirector and writer Ethan Grossman ​​​​​​has created a film that shows the nightmare of many children as their parents enjoy their empty nest perhaps a little too much and want to fill it a little bit. As a family gathers for Shabbat for the first time in a while, dinner doesn’t go as planned when mom and dad introduce a new “friend” to the family.

This is shot really well and feels more horrific than any monster that could show up in any other movie.

From AboveThe second short that I’ve seen from Zachary Eglinton at GenreBlast, this black and white starts with audio from House On Haunted Hill before following a man outside into a dark and foggy night. As he holds a flashlight, the camera stays tight on his face before revealing a full moon. You know what that means — something is out there, something deadly.

From Above is quick but really a fun short, shot well and showing promise for what comes next.

Candor: Created by Timothy Troy, this is a quick film where a woman is reflecting with her date after they engage in a hot and steamy act. Stick with it, as it has a great reveal and the camera work is quite good for this under two-minute film. Paige Bourne, who plays Lena, is also quite good.

Fetch!: Jaime (Eduardo Saucedo) has warned his new dog sitter Brandy (Nicole Fancher): Logan should never lose his yellow ball. She feels like she can handle this job, because after all, her pet sitting company Fetch! has never had anything less than a five-star review.

Yet the first day back from the dog park, she finds the remains of some animal and is offer $50 and a guaranteed perfect review if she cleans it and Logan up. But when this happens again and again, as well as when she thinks back to what Jaime told her about where Logan got his name and his missing best friend, she wonders if she could be dealing with something more than just a dog.

No matter what he does in this movie, the actor playing Logan, Logan Bigtooth, is a good boy.

Play DeadThis movie is going to upset some people.

Robinson (Derek Martin) and Clementine (Yael Leberman) are on drugs and in the woods, looking for the final resting place of the man known as Elvis (Samuel Shurtleff). He’s left behind a videotape demanding that whoever finds him makes him famous by desecrating his corpse. Well, he gets exactly what he asks for.

There’s one moment when Clementine asks the more clean cut Robinson if she frightens him. I’ve been there, dude.

HIMSKids are frightening.

Krsy Fox directs, writes and stars in this film in which she plays a mother whose daughter Lulu (Elle Riot Fox) tells her that there’s a monster named HIMS that lives in her bed. A creature with long nails that just waits for people to go to sleep and sometimes, well, he’s bad.

Fox is the fiancee of Spider One, the lead singer of Powerman 5000 and director of Bury the Bride, which she also appeared in. This is really well made and I’d be up for seeing what she can when she makes a full-length movie. It really captures just how weird little ones are.

Foreign Planetary: On her last day on Earth before being forced to return to her planet of origin, a young woman must find a way to stay in her new home. Foreign Planetary, directed and written by Tiffany Lin, has some big ideas and major world building despite its short running time.

Angie (Chelsea Sik) can’t survive on Earth without a special device that regulates her emotions, something that makes her wonder if what she’s feeling is real or if it’s being created by the machine. What she does know is that she has to get her brother off their home planet and to do that. she has to stay on Earth by any means necessary.

There are no major science fiction blockbuster effects in this but what minor effects appear are so well-crafted that they feel authentic and true. This feels like enough of a story to last for an entire film and I’d love to see what could come of that.

These shorts were watched as part of The GenreBlast Film Festival which is from August 31 to September 3. All screenings for GenreBlast are held at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester, Virginia. Passes are on sale through The Alamo Drafthouse Winchester. Learn more at the official site.

GENREBLAST FILM FESTIVAL 2023: Shorts round 2

Here’s the next set of shorts that I watched at GenreBlast Film Festival.

Biters and BleedersTad (Christopher Malcolm) and Penelope (Raven Angeline Whisnant) have fallen on hard times. At once he acts like a child and yet dominates her. When his mother (Joyce Wood) dies, he inherits the family home and thinks that it will solve all of their problems.

The problem becomes the house, filled with bedbugs that constantly bite and eat at her skin in the same way that her husband eats away at her psyche. The constant heat of the house beats her down, just as her husband’s abuse and odd behaviors make her start to unravel.

Director Charlie Carson Monroe, who co-wrote the script with Whisnant, this is an uncomfortable watch and I mean that in a good way. The film gets across just how trapped Penelope feels and just how strange her life has become. It felt oppressively hot, sticky and itchy; I felt like I had to check my skin repeatedly for bugs. This might be too much for some, but for those willing to take the ride, it’s a rewarding film.

The Wyrm of Bwlch Pen Barras: In this folk horror film shot in Rhuthun by debut director, writer and Rhuthun native Craig Williams, three men are called upon once again to carry out a terrible assignment in the quiet town of Rhuthun, North Wales.

Gwyn (Bryn Fôn), Emlyn (Morgan Hopkins) and Dai (Sean Carlsen) meet up and drive to the farm of Dafydd (Morgan Llewelyn-Jones), who they abduct against his will and throw in the trunk for the drive and hike up the hills of Bwlch Pen Barras. This has the feel of 70s British horror and while short, it delivers plenty of promise for what Williams and his crew, which includes cinematographer Sean Price Williams, have to offer in the future. There are some small moments in this that make it so deep and rich. And I loved the title card at the end, which places this even more in the look and feel of another decade.

You can learn more at the official site.

NosepickerDirected and written by Ian Mantgani, Nosepicker achieved the impossible and had moments that made me physically sick, even after all these years of watching the absolute roughest and grossest cinema possible. Well done!

Georgie Freeman (Leo Adoyeye) is a school kid who is different than everyone else and therefore shunned and bullied. His biology teacher Miss Poppy Barun (Abi Corbett). and mother (Bridgette Amofah) are both worried about him. As for Georgie, all he seems to care about is picking his nose and leaving the messy slime under his desk, a habit that gets him screamed at by all the little boys and girls.

You could see this as Georgie being neither black nor white and lost in a world that wants him to conform to whiteness. Or perhaps he’s compelled by the creature that he has created, a sickening mass of boogers and snot that comes to life while he sleeps and gets the horrible revenge that he can never achieve while awake. Either way, this is an uncomfortable yet great short.

Ride Baby RideDirector and writer Sofie Somoroff has created a strange one here, as Celina Bernstein plays a mechanic who purchases the Camaro of her dreams from two creeps played by Anthony Richard Pagliaro and Sam H. Clauder II.

The problem? The car itself is a death trap and not because it’s a lemon. No, I mean that literally the car is out to kill her and in ways that are very painful and upsetting, even for the viewer. There are some moments of hand and fingertip violence that upset me as a writer greatly. The camera work, effects and sound design are all quite creative here, setting up just how trapped the mechanic is by a car that seemingly is alive.

I do love killer car movies, so I really loved that this one was horrifying without even leaving the garage.

PicMe: Alice (Arielle Beth Klein) is pressured into downloading a new social media app by a friend and she promises to herself that she won’t leave for lunch tomorrow unless she gets 5,000 likes. Soon, the app controls her every thought, causing her to start lying — it starts small with posed images, then has her ordering food and pretending she cooked it before every single thing she does is livestreamed — and then her body itself begins to warp and change based on people liking or trolling her. Will she ever catch up to Marie (Briana Sky Riley) who effortlessly looks gorgeous no matter what she’s doing? Or will it all be too much for her?

Director and writer Molly Tomecek has created a cute film here, filled with some fun effects and even some moments of animation as characters, emojis and chat windows interact with Alice. Klein does a great job of carrying nearly the entire short and has a gift for physical comedy.

High StakesWriter and director Zac Eglinton’s film is a quick and quirky tale of what happens when you don’t wait for the doctor to call you back and end up telling your friend that you have no interest in life as a vampire.

Eglinton must have a fear of allergy, as he already made 2019’s Allergic Overreaction, a movie in which cookies served at an annual Freddy vs. Jason fest cause the horror of, yes, an allergic reaction. His 2021 film Gastral Projection is about a supernatural stomach ache caused by a bad pizza. I’d be worried at this point if we ever went to dinner together.

Moonlight Sonata, With Scissors: Zee (Hailey Swartwout) is awoken by a loud bang and Corey (Troy Halverson) panicking outside her house. He has a dead body in the back of his truck, which ends up being her old parole officer Charles Grandy (Jeff Strand). He’s killed the man and now has no idea what to do with the body, but Zee wonders if this is all a dream. And when it is, she easily deals with it and then reads up on how to get even more out of lucid dreaming.

The next night, however, things are not what they seem when the dream comes back a second time.

Directed by Chris Ethridge (Haven’s End and a segment sponsor of Fat Fleshy Fingers), who co-wrote this with Darrell Z. Grizzle, this is a quick trip through dream logic. The script is quick and to the point but works so well that you won’t even notice how quick the time flies by.

The HeritagePart of Hulu’s Bite-Sized HorrorsThe Heritage shows what happens when Dylan (Matt McClure) meets his father (Bruce Jones) for the first time. Directed by Andrew Rutter, who co-wrote the script with Chris Butler, this has some of the grossest effects that I’ve seen in some time, as Dylan’s father is a gigantic creature that quite literally looks like a human-sized piece of feces.

Pimples will pop, bodies will sweat, vomit may rise up in your mouth as you watch this, but just as horrifying as the visage of the father is, the way that he has conducted himself throughout his life may be even worse. Dylan tries to stand up for himself and make an account of his life, but all father and his wife, servant, trall or all of the above wants is for son to gift dear old dad with just one little kiss.

By all means, do not eat while watching.

Shelter Half: I had no idea what a shelter half was. It’s A shelter-half is a partial tent designed to provide temporary shelter and concealment. It’s also the title of this short, in which a naturalist investigates the disappearance of a mother black bear while camping in a remote valley. Well, he sure does find something.

Directed by the Barber Brothers, written by and starring Nathaniel Barber and shot by Matthew Barber, this short film has a lot to say about the way man has treated nature and what they’ll deal with when a reckoning comes. Plus, it has some really great practical effects. This feels like the kind of idea that would lend itself quite well to a longer movie and I hope to see that happen.

Jeong-Dong (Affects): Directed by Choi Woo-gene, this is the tale of Yoo-bin, who is having a nervous breakdown after seeing something strange in his new home which is, for some reason, filled with objects from a cult religion that its last owner believed in. He tries to get his childhood friends So-dam and Ha-seung to help, but whatever is inside has unlocked the traumas and emotional wounds that they have all buried and no one is safe.

Each of these fears — an abusive smiling uncle in only his underwear, an overindulgent mother who seeks to feed her child until they are sick, a blood-spattered schoolgirl — must be faced but only one of the three will be able to emerge. I really loved the scene with the ghost mother hanging herself, as the rope appears literally out of nowhere and it’s quite shocking. Even with me telling you, you won’t be ready for it.

The Warmest Color Is BlueDirected and written by Kevin Ralston, this is about two people coming together under adverse circumstances, seemingly a home invasion where a TV has been stolen. It has nothing to do with the Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos-starring romantic film La Vie d’Adèle – Chapitres 1 & 2, which is also known as Blue Is the Warmest Color.

Shan Fahey plays Rebecca and Ian Faria as Detective J.W. Bond, the man who tries to find the missing TV and perhaps finds her heart.

Sempre Avanti: Two U.S. soldiers — known as tunnel rats — plunge into a suspected enemy combatant tunnel system during the Vietnam War only to awaken unparalleled horrors. Like Shelter Half, this was directed by the Barber Brothers, written by Nathaniel Barber and shot by Matthew Barber. Both brothers appear in the story, unlike the above mentioned short.

This is appropriately claustrophobic and has a monster in it that looks like it was a lot like the one in Shelter Half, which if that’s true, props to these guys for extending their budget. It’s less a story than a framework to get said monster up against some soldiers, but it looks great and would probably make a great extended film.

The Watcher: Danielle is the last member (Sandrine Morin) of The Children of Enoch and awaits the resurrection of her recently departed sisters and their leader Father Enoch on the next day, the day that she believes that he will bring forth the Day of Judgment in his divinely resurrected body.

Directed by Nathan Sellers, this has a gorgeous look and a really ominous tone. According to the film’s Indiegogo, it was shot in 36 hours in Bakersfield, VT and was made by a skilled skeleton crew of six artists. The tone of Enoch’s voice (Rohit Dave) as he commands Danielle is so unsettling and this film sticks with you down to the last gorgeous post-credits shot. What a beautiful work of art.

That’s Our TimeWow. Just wow. This movie floored me and I don’t want to give away the ending because it’s that great. It starts with Danny (Marque Richardson) finding that he’s unable to make a true connection with the people in his life. His therapist Dr. Miller (Debra Wilson, who is great in this and I didn’t even recognize her from Mad TV) attempts to show him that you must focus on the time you have left than the time you’ve already spent. But is it too late?

Directed by Alex Backes, who co-wrote it with Josh Callahan, this is a true surprise and perhaps the best short I’ve seen all year. I can’t wait to see what Backes does next.

These shorts were watched as part of The GenreBlast Film Festival which is from August 31 to September 3. All screenings for GenreBlast are held at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Winchester, Virginia. Passes are on sale through The Alamo Drafthouse Winchester. Learn more at the official site.

WELL GO USA BLU RAY RELEASE: Bad City (2022)

Kaiko City is plagued with poverty and crime. When a mass murder at a bathhouse occurs and yet local businessman Wataru Gojo (Lily Franky) is acquitted, the cops realize that traditional methods no longer apply.

Three members of the Violent Crimes Unit join a disgraced former police captain in jail for murder named Torada (Hitoshi Ozawa), to get evidence on Gojo, his dealings with the yakuza and even worse — his connection to South Korean organized crime and a yearning for a career in politics.

Hitoshi Ozawa is sixty years old but has made a career of playing roles just like this: hard men willing to do hard jobs no matter the cost. You may know him from Takeshi Miike’s Dead or Alive or may even go deep and know Japanese V-cinema. He’s the best part of this very good movie. And Tak Sakiguchi (Versus) is in this as a silent killer gunning for the police.

Directed by Kensuke Sonomura and written by Ozawa, this is a film filled with twists and turns but most importantly action. It also has so much of what works in Japanese crime cinema, that being the ever-twisted connection between cops and crime, with characters that have a foot in part of each world and yet pushed and pulled by concepts like duty and honor.

But this is all about the stunts and fights, too. Sonomura has made a career in stunts, from directing the action in movies like Baby AssassinsBlack Rat and The Machine Girl as well as directing Hydra. He’s also lent his fight choreography to video games including Devil May Cry 3Devil May Cry 4Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and Resident Evil 3. He’s also choreographed the action scenes for some world-class directors including Mamoru Oshii, Yudai Yamaguchi, John Woo and Donnie Yen.

This movie is deliriously exciting. Make sure you catch it.

Bad City is available from Well Go USA.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: The Banality (2022)

Directed by Michael Stevantoni and Strack Azar, The Banality is about a feral child who is adopted by a young couple. Known as “Feral Boy,” Father Moss (Sherman Augustus) introduces the child to the couple and for eleven years, all is well, before the once feral child is killed in a hit and run accident.

Can the religious man with faith issues find his way back to God after the senseless death? Why would God even bring “Feral Boy” into their lives if He was going to cruelly take him away? Are the dreams both asleep and waking that the priest is having direct him to the mystery of how the child was in the woods alone all these years and who killed him?

A full-length version of the 2019 short film, The Banality is also known as Death Letter Blues. This isn’t a horror film in the traditional sense but instead a more slice of Southern life told well. I’m looking forward to this getting a wider release because I think it’s going to knock people out.

The Banality is part of the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: Hundreds of Beavers (2022)

The same people who made this made the equally wild Lake Michigan Monster. Let me sell you on this: it’s a Merrie Melodies-influenced black and white no dialogue movie about an applejack maker whose life is ruined by beavers, so he fights back against them as a trapped and finds himself up against, well, hundreds of them.

Jean Kayak (Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, who co-wrote this with director Mike Cheslik) must survive a brutal winter, then learn how to trap fur, selling the dead beavers to The Merchant (​Doug Mancheski) while making eyes at his daughter The Furrier (Olivia Graves).

All the while, the beavers are planning to destroy mankind.

This movie is an absolute joy, a quick moving living and breathing cartoon in which one man challenges the odds and the beavers and the snow and the sharp objects and oh man, this was great.

Hundreds of Beavers is part of the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: Agatha (2022)

Hoping to find a cure to the disease that is destroying him from within, The Professor follows Agatha on a strange and risky journey into a forgotten but not entirely deserted urban wasteland. Sure, that’s the logline, but this film makes getting there so different, so trippy and so intense.

Kelly Bigelow and Roland Becera did just about everything in this movie from directing, writing, editing, costumes, casting, effects and animation. It’s a truly singular work that presents an ever-evolving series of images that creates a dark mood while presenting what it calls “the disintegration of nature, institutions and people.”

It’s more a series of imagery and tone than an actual narrative film, so if that’s what you’re expecting, well…then this just isn’t going to work for you. If you’re feeling adventurous, however, this movie has a rewarding look and feel. It’s like exploring a series of dark paintings and nearly falling through them, unsure if what you’re seeing is either live action or animation or something in the middle.

You can learn more at the official site.

Agatha was watched at the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: No More Time (2022)

Hilarie (Jennifer Harlow) and Steve (Mark Reeb) are on the way from Texas to as mountain town in Colorado that is supposedly safe from a mysterious viral disease that makes people disappear or turn become murderers. They try and stay isolated from everyone else in the small town that they are hiding out in, as they don’t want to trust anyone. But after Hilarie is attacked by a man in the woods, he refuses to allow her to leave the house. This makes her lose her sanity and soon, he starts finding her just wandering with no idea how she got there.

This film is of our times, as there’s a battle between those wearing masks to protect themselves from the virus and those who think that makes them weak, including a talk show host who uses the radio to drive his followers to violence.

Director and writer Dalila Droege gets in all of the moments that we have lived through: isolation, racism, lack of reason and people just plain disappearing. If you want to live through that again, this movie goes even further, as it seems like nature itself is rebelling against man and all our folly.

No More Time is part of the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.

THE FILMS OF COFFIN JOE: The Curse (A Praga) (1967, 2022)

Coffin Joe may be dead and yet he lives. How else do we have a new film that he hosts? Yes, through the fire and the flames, he comes back to us, warning us about making a joke of the unknown world. Perhaps he would also do well to warn us that if you see a witch in the countryside, there’s really no reason to take her photo.

José Mojica Marins, the human repository for the evil being known as Coffin Joe, originally filmed The Curse for his Brazilian TV show in 1967, but it was lost when a fire burned down the station two years later. In 1980, he started a second version, but production was halted due to financial issues. The existing footage went missing until 2007 when producer Eugenio Puppo rediscovered it while preparing a retrospective of the work of Marins.

Years of intensive restoration later — including shooting new scenes and recovering the lost dialogue with the assistance of a lip-reader — The Curse is making its U.S. debut along with a making of documentary The Last Curse of Mojica.

Based on a story in the graphic novel series O Estranho Mundo de Zé do Caixão, this near-hour-long story has Juvenal (Felipe Von Rhine) and his girlfriend Mariana (Silvia Gless) meeting that witch we discussed above (Wanda Kosmo) and deciding that it’s not only a good idea to take that photo but also to be rude to her. He’s soon left with a gaping and festering wound in his side that demands raw meat at all times or it will destroy him. Of course, his lover would make the perfect meal to stop that insatiable hunger, right?

How magical is it that we can find this film as part of our lives? All hail Coffin Joe. You shall never die.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: Brightwood (2022)

Dan (Max Woertendyke) and Jen (Dana Berger) are in the type of relationship where you start to wonder what it would be like without the other person. He’s embarrassed her yet again and as she runs to clear her head, he tries to follow her. The only problem? It feels like they keep going around again and again, around the same path, going through the same motions, the paranormal version of what it’s like to be with each other.

They’re not alone, as the trail around the pond has others who are trapped and doomed to wander in circles as well. Can they escape?

Based on director and writer Dane Elcar’s short film The Pond, this is a dark story that progressively gets grimmer. Some couples are like that, endlessly going through the motion, one trying to stay ahead of the other, both realizing that they are locked into this endlessly repeating unreality.

If you think your relationship is bad, imagine being forced to stay within the same time and place as your partner in a never stopping loop.

This film is big on ideas and low on budget, but when is that a problem?

Brightwood was watched at the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.

POPCORN FRIGHTS 2023: Santastein (2022)

When Max Causey (Jared Korotkin), he made the biggest mistake a kid can make. He accidentally killed Santa.

Now, 12 years later, Max has fixed that error by resurrecting Father Christmas but soon realizes the creature he created — Santastein (Michael Vitovich) — wants to kill everyone, naught or nice, and is on his way to Max’s friend Paige Byers’ (Makenzie Rivera) Christmas party.

Starting as a short made when the filmmakers — Manuel Camilion and Benjamin Edelman — were studying at the University of Miami, Santastein has become a full-length film.

After a decade without Santa, the world seems dark. And yet, as a result of Max — again — it’s about to get even darker. Christmas horror is a genre all to itself — I mean, I have a holiday Letterboxd list, I get it — and I think those that love the bloodier and more frightening side of the season are really going to enjoy this movie.

Plus, Camilion and Edelman have a great sense of humor, as evidenced by this line from the Kickstarter for this movie: “We only recently learned after making our short film that kills in horror movies aren’t real. So we need a new cast as well.”

Santastein was watched at the Popcorn Frights Film Festival. You can get a virtual pass to watch the festival from August 10 to 20. To learn more, visit the official site. To keep track of what movies I’ve watched from this Popcorn Frights, check out this Letterboxd list.