Dead Girls (1990)

The Dead Girls are a shock rock band whose members are Gina Verelli, who goes by Bertha Beirut and is played by Diana Karanikas (Click: The Calendar Girl Killer); Dana Grant, who is Lucy Lethal and is played by Angela Eads (Fatal Images); Amy is Nancy Napalm and is played by Kay Schaber (Fatal Images);  her brother Mark, who is Randy Rot and played by Steven Kyle and Susie Stryker who is Cynthia Slain and is played by Angela Scaglione.

Their manager Artie (Brian Chin) has ideas to make them go mainstream, but the girls realize that they are mainly known for their death-obsessed lyrics more than their abilities. Much like the Stained Class and Ozzy Osbourne lawsuits that inspired this story, the band’s fans have been inspired by their lyrics to engage in a mass suicide. The biggest problem for Gina is that her sister Brooke (Ilene Singer) was one of them and barely survived. Now, Aunt Annie (Carol Albright) and Uncle Jim (Robert Morris) — who raised them with good Christian values — think that Gina is to blame.

The band decides to take a two week vacation to a remote cabin, bringing along Brooke, the band’s assistant Jeff (Jeff Herbick), Gina’s old boyfriend from home Mike (David Chatfield) and a groupie named Karen (Mara Holland). Moments after they depart, Artie is murdered by a masked person. Also along for the ride is a nurse (Deirdre West) who is helping Brooke to recover.

The small place they’re staying it is frightening from the beginning. Elmo (David Williams), the developmentally challenged handyman seems to be stalking everyone. And when they send the groupie away, she’s soon killed. The murder doesn’t stop, as Susie is drowned in the lake by the killer and her body is found by Amy. Her body disappears and the band think that it’s a prank, as she has died on stage several times and worked with a magician to learn how to slow her heart and breathing.

If you think that this feels like a giallo, that’s no accident. Writer Steven Jarvis was influenced by the Italian genre.

The next morning, Amy find Susie and Jeff’s corpses in a barn. Gina runs, trying to stop the nurse who is taking Brooke to the hospital. She doesn’t get to her, stranding the group in a place with cut phone lines and a sheriff (Robert Harden) who thinks that they’re all pulling a stunt. Dana believes that Amy and Gina are behind the murders and the group begins to battle amongst themselves.

Amy is obsessed with the military — after all her name is Nancy Napalm — and she sets bombs up all over the barn trying to stop the killer. Dana and Gina start to believe that Mark is the killer and while they’re discussing that, Amy is dismembered with an axe just as Mark returns with firewood. Gina finds her body and takes her gun, returning to find Dana tied up and Mark holding a pistol.

That’s when it all comes out. Dana and Mark wanted to kill Amy and Gina, thinking that they were the murderers. And then, the real killer shows up and slices Dana’s throat.  Gina runs with the killer following her. Mark kills Elmo and we think that’s the end…except…

Spoiler warning…

Mark is the real killer. He’s a religious man who thinks that the Dead Girls had to die to end their music and save teenagers. He accidentally steps on a bomb and blows up, just as the nurse returns, finding Gina tied up. Thinking — just like Mark — that they’re all evil, she leaves Gina tied up and drives away.

Director Dennis Devine (Things IIFatal Images) said that the weather and cold temperatures made this the most difficult film of his career. I love the idea that the band is being killed by weapons from their songs. I just wish that they actually had a chance to play their songs. It’s so close to being a great metal movie and that would push it over the top.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: The Wrong Door (1990)

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Ted Farrell (Matt Felmlee) loves a mystery. As a college student and singing telegram actor, he goes from creating an audio thriller into one of his own, as a gorgeous woman named Jennifer (Loreal Steiner) ends up near death in his car. Soon, her last boyfriend Jeff (Jeff Tatum) and his friend Vic (Chris Hall) are stalking him. Can he stay one step ahead?

Directed by the team of James Groetsch, Shawn Korby and Bill Weiss, this is a suspenseful story that is anything but a student film, even if it’s one made by students. Shot on Super 8, it seems to never stop moving or to get boring, always keeping the viewer guessing what happens next.

Plus, seeing as how it’s a movie about someone who tells stories with sound, it has plenty of audio design that moves the tale forward. A very rare regional horror thriller from the late 1980s video store era, The Wrong Door enjoys its first time ever thanks to Visual Vengeance.

I’ve thought about this movie so many times since I watched and definitely recommend it. It has a strange charm, like a noir film but one made in 1990 and with all the look of a Super 8 microbudget effort. It just works.

Tales from the Crypt S2 E18: The Secret (1990)

We’ve hit the last episode of season 2 of Tales from the Crypt. Are you still out there reading?

This is based on one of the most reused plots in EC Comics: an orphan gets adopted by potentially evil parents but the twist ending changes it all up for everyone.

The Crypt Keeper starts it off by saying, “”What?! So where’s the twist? And I had such great expectations. Ah, now here is a story you can sink your teeth into. A toothsome tale of tommyrot guaranteed to scare the dickens out of you! Lean in, fright fans. I’m going to let you in on “The Secret.””

Theodore (Mike Simmrin) has left the Gaines Orphanage — get it? — and adopted by Colberts (Grace Zabriskie and William Frankfather) who give him whatever he wants but never let him leave his room. His only friend is the butler Tobias (Larry Drake) who was also an orphan. They’ve been sweetening his blood because, well, they’re vampires. But the secret is that he’s really a werewolf.

This episode was directed by J. Michael Riva, who only directed one other thing — an episode of Amazing Stories — and was mainly a production designer. It was written by Doug Ronning, who only wrote this script and one other episode of the show. It’s the second appearance of Larry Drake, who was memorably Santa in the second episode.

The story comes from “The Secret” which was in Haunt of Fear #24. That story was written by Carl Wessler and drawn by George Evans.

This is a wonderful episode to close the season out on. I’ll be back next week with the first episode of season three, “Loved to Death.”

Tales from the Crypt S2 E17: My Brother’s Keeper (1990)

Directed by Peter S. Seaman (his only directing job, as he was the writer of How the Grinch Stole ChristmasDoc Hollywood and Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) who co-wrote it with Jeffrey Price (they also wrote those films together), “My Brother’s Keeper” is about cojoined twins Frank (Tim Stack) and Eddie (Jonathan Stark).

“Are you alone tonight? Well, consider yourself lucky…there could be two of you! And imagine what a fright-mare that could be. Just a reflection. Not so for tonight’s stars, Frank and Eddie. Two brothers who are touchingly close. When a woman tries to come between them, she finds herself caught in a tangled web of jealousy and intrigue. I think you’ll find it a twinning combination. So without futher ado, I bring you “My Brother’s Keeper.””

Frank is the good twin and Eddie the evil one. A doctor can get them apart, but there’s a fifty percent chance they’ll die, so Frank won’t undergo the operation. Frank falls for a girl named Maria (Jessica Harper!) who was actually hired by Eddie to push for the operation, even if Eddie keeps screwing up their dates and love life. He finally kills her with an axe which causes Frank to try and overdose on sleeping pills. When they wake up, they’ve been operated on, but who will the police arrest?

This episode is based on the story of the same name from Shock SuspenStories #16. It was written by William Gaines and Al Felder and drawn by George Evans.

VISUAL VENGEANCE ON TUBI: Power Slide (1990)

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I’ve watched two of Steve Lustgarten’s movies — this and American Taboo — and I’m really surprised by his directing and writing. Both films seemed like stories I’d have no interest in and they each got me, watching on the edge of my seat.

Kyle Lockwood (Tim Vandeberghe) left town as soon as he could but now he’s back. Maybe Los Angeles didn’t work out like he wanted it to, but then again, the Nebraska small town of his past hasn’t fared that well either. The farmers are pretty much stuck growing marijuana thanks to a predatory drug lord who just so happens to be married to the girl that got away from Kyle.

Some people are happy to have him back home. The cops sure aren’t. They’re reminded of chasing him not all that long ago, him blowing their cars off the dirt trails that act as roads and getting away with it. They aren’t all that thrilled with him being back in town or disrupting the shadow world of cops making money off drugs they’ve enjoyed the last few years. The town has given up its soul and now the black sheep is back to try to pull it out of its thrall.

It’d be any other action movie but you care so much about each character that it just works. John Durbin, who plays main villain Gene Lynch, is so just plain detestable that you want to see everyone succeed. He gets the best exit I’ve seen in some time.

I really enjoyed the time I spent with the people in this movie. They feel real and I cared about what happened to them. How many films can say that?

Tales from the Crypt S2 E16: Television Terror (1990)

Kids today have no idea who Morton Downey Jr. was. Seriously, Jerry Springer has taken on the role of being the first trash TV host but there was nothing like Morton when he was on TV. He started his in your face style as a talk show host at KFBK-AM in Sacramento, California. He was fired and replaced by Rush Limbaugh.

The Morton Downey Jr. Show started as a local show on New York’s WOR Channel 9 in 1987 and was syndicated for two years. It was a fad, but at the time, he was a big star blowing smoke in people’s faces and yelling his catchphrases.

By 1990, he was an actor.

Directed by former stuntman Charlie Picerni, “Television Terror” has Downey as Horton Rivers, a person with a show a lot like the show that the real Downey hosted. He’s touring the haunted Ritter House where Ada (Jeannie Epper) killed at least twelve people. Even when warned by an expert in ghosts, Rivers takes his entire crew into the house and pays for it.

Downey would play another character just like this — and just like Morton Downey Jr. — when he was Tony Pope in Predator 2.

This episode is based on “Television Terror!” from The Haunt of Fear #17. It was written and drawn by Harvey Kurtzman. It’s different than what is in the show, but as good as this episode is, Kurtzman is so much better.

Tales from the Crypt S2 E15: Mute Witness to Murder (1990)

“Good evening, kiddies. I just had quite a scare. I actually thought my heart was beating again! Tonight’s twisted tale is a villainous voyage, a murderous medical madness that screams out the crypt-sequences of getting too nosy with your neighbors. So the next time you stare into someone’s window…remember: curiosity killed the cat.”

Suzy (Patricia Clarkson) looks out her window one night and watches a man kill a woman. She’s so upset by this that she becomes mute. Perhaps Dr. Trask (Richard Thomas) could help her, except that, well, he’s also the killer.

Directed by Jim Simpson (who was second unit on Event Horizon) and written by Nancy Doyne (“The Geezenstacks” episode of Tales from the Darkside) and Stevcn Dodd, this at least has John Boy being a manic.

It’s based on the story of the same name that appeared in Crypt of Terror #18, written by William Gaines and Al Felder and drawn by Johnny Craig.

RADIANCE FILMS BLU RAY RELEASE: The Sting of Death (1990)

Based on the autobiographical novel by Toshio Shimao, this is the story of the author (Ittoku Kishibe) teaching and writing in post-war Japan, struggling in poverty but still finding time to have an affair, which ruins his wife (Keiko Matsuzaka), who threatens suicide and even loses their children to her parents as they try to save anything that is left from their union.

This is a gorgeous film but very hard to watch as it is so emotionally raw. Director Kohei Oguri has only made six movies yet each of them are very well-reviewed; this won the Grand Prize of the Jury at the 1990 Cannes Film Festival.

Shimao was to be a kamikaze in World War II before the fighting stopped. He met his wife, a Catholci, and converted, as this movie’s title is based on 1 Corinthians 15:55, “Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting?” The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God!” He really did choose to live with his wife in a mental hospital and then moved from the city to a smaller town to attempt to fix their marriage.

The Radiance Film release of this movie comes with a documentary on the Japanese film renaissance of the 1990s featuring interviews with Kohei Oguri, Kiyoshi Kurosawa, Kaneto Shindo and others; an interview with film scholar Hideki Maeda; new English subtitles; a trailer; a limited edition booklet featuring a newly translated interview with director Kohei Oguri and full-height Scanavo packaging with removable OBI strip leaving packaging free of certificates and markings. Yu can get The Sting of Death from MVD.

Tales from the Crypt S2 E14: Lower Berth (1990)

“Shhhh! Aw… There, there. Isn’t he just so cute that you wanna… Oops! Crypt Keeper here kiddies and speaking of kiddies, tonight’s sickening saga should be subtitled a “Tale from the Crib.” Yes, fear fans. I’ve got a real nursery crime for you this time. It’s all about the humble beginnings of my favorite horror hero. So call the babysitter and break out the barf bags as I narrate a nauseating novella with a very special place in my heart. I affectionately call this one “Lower Berth.””

Directed by Kevin Yagher and written by Fred Dekker and Steven Dodd, this is an origin story told by the man who created the Crypt Keeper for the show, special effects expert Yagher. Enoch (Jeff Yagher) the two-faced man meets and makes it with a 4,000 year old mummy, giving birth to The Crypt Keeper at a sideshow. Lewis Arquette shows up as well.

This is based on the Al Feldstein and William Gaines written and Jack Davis penciled story “Lower Berth” that was in Tales from the Crypt #33, which even sort of appeared on the cover.

Now you know where the host came from!

Tales from the Crypt S2 E13: Korman’s Kalamity (1990)

“Oh… Hi there fright fiends. How do you like my rancid rendering? Not bad for an amateur. Hopefully it will give you an inkling of what tonight’s fungusy photo-play is about because long before my eerie offerings appeared on your silver screen, they were a magazine called, get a load of this, Tales From the Crypt. So tonight, let’s take a behind the screams look at a struggling artist named Jim Korman who one day got a little too drawn into his work.”

Jim Korman (Harry Anderson) is dealing with his wife Mildred (Colleen Camp) to get over his inability to give her a baby and start taking fertility pills which give him new creative energy. Then characters right from his comic book start killing people, which brings Officer Lorelei Phelps (Cynthia Gibb) into his life, as she believes that it’s his fault after a monster that looks like a reptile he drew saves her from a rapist.

This episode was directed by Rowdy Herrington, who also made Striking Distance and Roadhouse. It was written by Terry Black, who wrote five episodes of the series and Dead Heat as well as Steven Dodd, who gets a credit on every episode.

The art in this episode is from Mike Vosberg, who drew all of the covers for the comic in the series.

This is based on “Kamen’s Kalamity!,” a story that ran in Tales from the Crypt #31. It’s nothing like what’s in this TV show, as it’s a meta story about Al Feldstein and William Gaines — who wrote it — abusing Jack Kamen — who drew it — for being too nice.