VIDEO ARCHIVES SEASON 2: The Human Factor (1975)

VIDEO ARCHIVES NOTES: This movie was discussed on the Patreon for the Video Archives podcast. You can hear a preview here.

Edward Dmytryk may be best known for his film noir efforts like CrossfireCornered and Murder, My Sweet. In 1947, he was named as one of the Hollywood Ten, blacklisted professionals who refused to testify to the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), serving time in prison for contempt of court. However, in 1951, to save his career, he named names to the HUAC, which destroyed several careers. He went on to direct The Caine MutinyBroken LanceThe End of the AffairThe Carpetbaggers and Bluebeard amongst many other movies. The Human Factor is his last theatrically released film; he taught film school, did lectures and wrote books, including Odd Man Out: A Memoir of the Hollywood Ten.

John Kinsdale (George Kennedy) is an American NATO computer specialist with two kids in Naples, Italy. He’s easy going — he likes to play video games at work — and has a good relationship with his wife, who is looking for a new housekeeper. That night, when he gets home from home and expects to go to a birthday party. he finds his entire family killed. He nearly kills himself until he sees a story about his family on TV.

Now he wants revenge.

After the funeral, Kinsdale meets with Inspector Lupo (Raf Vallone), who is investigating the murders. U.S. State Department officers Janice Tilman (Rita Tushingham) and Mike McAllister (John Mills) are also part of the case and they have two suspects: Andrew Taylor (Tim Hunter) and Eddy Fonseca (Mark Lowell). Kinsdale steals U.S. Embassy credentials and tracks down Fonseca, learning that he’s a tourist. He uses those credentials to meet another agent, George Edmonds (Barry Sullivan), who tells him that terrorists have demanded the release of prisoners and $10 million dollars or they’ll kill an American family every three days.

Taylor and Kamal Hamshari (Frank Avianca) are the ones behind it and the government has run a computer simulation that says that Kinsdale has an 8% chance of succeeding in killing him.

Kinsdale does some detective work and discovers that the housekeeper ad in the paper bring Ms. Pidgeon (Haydee Politoff, Queens of Evil) and the killers into the homes of these families. He hides in one family’s house and is there to shoot back when a van filled with murderers arrives. He then follows clues he finds in the fake maid’s purse and tracks down Taylor, shrugging off being stabbed and using a chain to choke the man into oblivion.

Now, clutching his daughter’s doll and driven by rage, he tracks the killers down to a U.S. Embassy grocery store where he engages in a shootout with them, including a moment where an unmasked Ms. Pidgeon spits in his face. He responds by shooting her in the face and continually gunning down people, bleeding all over the place, until he finally kills Kamal and just keeps firing his gun until its empty, filling the dead man with bullets.

Peter Powell and Thomas Hunter only wrote one other movie, The Final Countdown.

I loved this, because I love George Kennedy. If you only know him as Frank Drebin’s partner Ed Hocken, this is a revelation, as he goes Bronson by the end, killing everyone that has done him wrong. Bonus points for the VHS re-release on the Sybil Danning’s Adventure Video label, as we get a great photo of her holding TNT on the back cover.

You can watch this on Tubi.

SEVERIN BLACK FRIDAY: Night Train Murders (1975)

For far too long, this 1974 shocker directed by Aldo Lado has been dismissed as a Last House On the Left knockoff. Now it can be experienced as it should be, on its own merit, in UHD for the first time ever. Scanned in 4K from the original camera negative with over 5 hours of special features — such as commentary by Aldo Lado, moderated by Freak-O-Rama’s Federico Caddeo, and a soundtrack CD — this is why Severin remains one of the best physical media labels.

The sale will take place from 12:01am EST on 11/29 to 11:59pm PST on 12/2 at Severin’s site.

 

This Aldo Lado-directed piece of Italian grime also went by the names Night Train Murders, The New House on The Left, Second House on The Left, Don’t Ride on Late Night Trains, Late Night Trains, Last House Part II and Xmas Massacre, depending on the whims of fate (and Hallmark Releasing).

Margaret (Irene Miracle, who was also in Midnight ExpressInferno and Puppet Master) and Lisa are set to take the night train from Germany to Italy, but the train is full and they have to sit in a long corridor. They help Blackie (Flavio Bucci, Suspiria) and Curly (Gianfranco De Grassi, The Church) hide from the ticket taker as they board the train and hide from the cops. Of course, instead of saying thanks, they end up decimating the two girls, along with the help of an upper class blonde (Macha Méril, Deep Red) who has already turned the tables on Blackie’s attempts at assaulting her by seducing him. The two thugs really have no idea what they’re in for, because this mysterious blonde is more dangerous than both of them put together.

The whole time the girls are being victimized, murdered and forced into suicide, Lisa’s parents are hosting a Christmas dinner party where her doctor father speaks on the ills of a more violent society.

Later, when they arrive at the station to get the girls, they are worried when they don’t arrive. If you wonder, “Will they end up taking the people that killed them home?” then yes, you have seen your share of revenge movies. The most shocking thing is that the blonde may be the only survivor of the evil trio, as her fate is left open.

This video nasty is the kind of movie that I don’t put on when people come to visit.

While some decry the bumbling cop comedy in Craven’s film, this one jettisons any attempt at levity, adds some 1975 Italian style, gets a soundtrack from Morricone and gets way, way dark.

Lado also made Short Night of Glass Dolls and Who Saw Her Die?, two of the more original and downbeat giallo to follow in the wake of Argento. Even when he’s ripping someone off — not that Craven didn’t also rip off The Virgin Spring, so there are no innocents here — he can’t help outdoing his competition.

How lucky that this comes out on Black Friday from Severin, because despite the fact that it’s so relentlessly immoral, it is, after all, a holiday film.

SEVERIN BOX SET RELEASE: All the Haunts Be Ours: A Compendium Of Folk Horror Vol. 2: Towers of Silence (1975) and Qâf (1985)

These two short films appear with Born of Fire on Severin’s All the Haunts Be Ours Vol. 2 set.

Towers of Silence (1975): Directed and written by Jamil Dehlavi, this is the life of a Pakistani boy’s and how his obsession with death starts after he watches the Zoroastrian rituals of purification and regeneration. It’s a black and white semi-autobiographical movie about the gulf between faiths and how someone attempts to become a man caught between them.

The tower of silence is a circular, raised structure that is used to expose human corpses to the elements and help them decompose without contaminating the soil. As the bodies are left to the elements, vultures consume them, then what is left is gathered into a pit where further weathering and continued breakdown happens.

This allows the nasu, or unclean, dead bodies to be kept from contact with earth, water or fire, all three of which are considered sacred in the Zoroastrian religion.

I loved getting to see this, as Born of Fire was such an incredible piece of film. Seeing where its creator came from made me even more fascinated by it.

Qâf (1985): Another short by Jamil Dehlavi, this is totally what I’m looking for, a wordless exploration of a volcano exploding set to the music of Popol Vuh and Tangerine Dream. I mean, can it be more perfect? Just images of explosions and lava flowing down, shot while he was making Born of Fire. As strange and multilayered as that movie is, this is so simple. So mesmerizing. This may end up being something that I play when I need to write and just lose myself in music and motion. For something that I wondered why it was on the Severin box set, I have to say that this has become one of my favorite parts of it.

These short films are part of the new Severin box set, All the Haunts Be Ours Volume 2.

You can order this set from Severin.

SEVERIN BOX SET RELEASE: All the Haunts Be Ours: A Compendium Of Folk Horror Vol. 2: Blood On the Stars (1975)

Much like From the Old Earth, which is also on the All the Haunts Be Ours Volume 2 box set from Severin, Gwaed Ar Y Sêr (Blood on the Stars) was produced by Bwrdd Ffilmiau Cymraeg, the Welsh Film Board. One of the first horror films in Welsh, this was another movie that was presented to children under ten years old in grade school.

Director Wil Aaron said of this effort, “The problem with Welsh films at that time was that everyone assumed they were the kind of thing that was shown in Sunday School. Did anyone consider that there might not be a little bit of sex and a little bit of fear in them?”

In a small village of Gruglon, there’s an annual concert that is always the talk of the town. This year, its been decided that celebrities like folk singer Dafydd Iwan, radio DJ Hywel Gwynfryn and rugby kicker Barry John are all set to appear. Or, well, they were until choirmaster Shadrach (Grey Evans) and his small child choir start to kill them all, one by one, their names crossed off a handwritten poster as each dies.

These kids just want to sing their holiday songs that they’ve worked on for so long and if they have to mine a football field and blow someone up real good, they’re going to do it. Look at these little angels! Listen to how they play and sing!

Without this set, I have no idea how I would have seen this. Also there’s one scene where someone is frying sausage and I am beyond hungry now.

Blood On the Stars is part of the new Severin box set, All the Haunts Be Ours Volume 2. It has extras including an introduction by musician Gruff Rhys and a cast reunion.

You can order this set from Severin.

SEVERIN BOX SET RELEASE: All the Haunts Be Ours: A Compendium Of Folk Horror Vol. 2: Nazareno Cruz and the Wolf (1975)

Directed by Leonardo Favio, who wrote it with his brother Jorge Zuhair Jury, this was based on the radio show Nazareno Cruz y el lobo by Juan Carlos Chiappe.

Nazareno Cruz (Juan José Camero) is the seventh son of the now dead Jeremias, born when his mother Damiana (Elcira Olivera Garcés) wanted a son to replace the six that she lost along with her husband. Despite people thinking that he was born with the curse of lycanthropy, Nazareno grows into a happy life. Perhaps that’s because his godmother witch Lechiguana (Nora Cullen) gave him his name, which means the Nazarene Cross. Everyone in the village seems to love him and there’s been no sign of a wolf. Yet.

He’s already found true love in Griselda (Marina Magali), who stands out amongst the women due to her blonde hair. His mother and godmother try to keep him from falling in love, but once he does, he starts to transform. That’s when Mandinga (Alfredo Alcón), the devil, comes to him to promise a life of riches and never becoming a wolf. All he has to do is refuse being in love. Nazareno can’t do that and the problems begin.

One of the most successful movies ever made in Argentina, this was the official submission for the country in the Best Foreign Language Film category at the 1976 Academy Awards. In 2022, as part of the Mar del Plata International Film Festival, the magazines La vida útil, Taipei and La tierra quema selected it as the 17th best movie in the history of the country.

This is a ravishing film, one that uses the beauty of nature to its fullest. Where else will you see a dog play a werewolf or a wolf-boy discover that Satan is just misunderstood?

Nazareno Cruz and the Wolf is part of the new Severin box set, All the Haunts Be Ours Volume 2. It has extras including commentary by Adrian Garcia Bogliano, director Of Here Comes the Devil and Nicanor Loreti, director Of Punto Rojo and a short film, Love for Mother Only, as well as commentary on that short by director Dennison Ramalho.

You can order this set from Severin.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2024: The Devil’s Exorcist (1975)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Hail Satan

Teresita (Imma de Santis) may be a Catholic schoolgirl, but that doesn’t mean that she can’t be obsessed by a statue of a man in a dark suit, a man (José Lifante) that soon begins to follow her through her dreams. Her father (Luis Prendes) decides that she needs the help of psychologist Dr. Liza Greene (Maria del Puy), who tries to work with her but starts to lose control as Teresita becomes more violent, all while Dr. Greene’s secret lover Dr. Jack Morris (Jack Taylor) begins to abuse her.

That said, nothing will prepare you for how deranged Teresita becomes. She sneaks into a child’s hospital room and turns off his oxygen, kills her mother (Alicia Altabella) by shoving her off a balcony, murders the butler’s dog and then watches as he has a heart attack.

Of course Dr. Greene should adopt her.

There is no exorcism or religion in this. Just possession and people trying to deal with their lives because everyone in this treats one another horribly. And then, hands come out of the walls and grab young girls.

Also: How strange is it that this movie has a Tall Man in it who constantly appears well-dressed and surrounded by fog? You may known the actor who played him as the photographer in Let Sleeping Corpses Lie.

I want to know how Dr. Greene is a psychologist when we see her experimenting with electric eels and how a doctor could suddenly adopt one of their patients. I know it’s a movie, much less a Spanish ripoff, but man, these are the things that I worry about. Another question is why does Teresita have such weird stuffed animals that look like piranha?

By the end, the demon has transferred to the healer, who is frothing at the mouth and holding scissors. We don’t get any resolution, but for a film that is about a young girl and a woman unable to connect to others emotionally (and sexually, if we are to believe the things that Morris says to our doctor protagonist), ending with the idea that they’re about to use scissors on Teresita’s father makes it seem like the demon has helped at least one of them work through their problems. And look, even after being burned, those weird stuffed fish have come back.

You can watch this on YouTube.

UNSUNG HORRORS HORROR GIVES BACK 2024: The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which is working to save the lives of cats and dogs all across America, giving pets second chances and happy homes.

Today’s theme: Animal attacks

1975 was the kind of time that we worried about insect attacks and meteors. This movie gives us both. It also gives us Alan Hale Jr. as the law in this town, Sheriff Jones. It also has Leslie Parrish in it, who was Miss Color TV early in her career and used as a human test pattern for early television to see how it displayed skin tones. She plays Ev, whose husband (Robert Easton) is sleeping with a waitress named Helga (Christiane Schmidtmer) instead of going to revival meetings. Yes, that is the same actress who plays the sexually charged piano teacher in Hot Bubblegum, one of the many Menahem Golan movies that have this particular fetish.

There’s a reporter, Davey (Kevin Brodie, who is in this with his dad Steve, we’ll get to him) and his girl Terry (Dianne Lee Hart) who spend most of the film running from giant spiders. And oh yes, brave scientists  Dr. Vance (there’s Steve Brodie) and Dr. Jenny Langer (Della Street! That’s Barbara Hale! Her husband Bill Williams is in this and man, I just found out that her son is William Katt) who figure out that the meteors have caused small black holes that bring spiders out of them because, sure, of course, and they get a neutron weapon because those are just everywhere and also the Skipper as sheriff has the power to call down B-52 bombing runs.

Richard L. Huff and Robert Easton wrote this but had one page complete just before filming. Director Bill Rebane locked Easton in a cabin, telling him he had to write ten pages a day or he would not be fed. He did not go to jail. The movie got made.

There are so many stories about this movie, like how one of the spiders was covered with gunpowder and wouldn’t blow up while the cameras were on, but as soon as they stopped filming, it blew up so good it sent crew members to the hospital. Or that one of the spiders was stolen by thieves and sold as scrap metal after it was restored in 2013.

As for the spiders, they are legs and a body on VW bugs. This is how movies get made.

This played enough on the CBS Late Movie that I was positive that I would be either killed by a killer bee or a giant spider by the bicentennial.

You can watch this on Tubi.

2024 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 15: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

15. YOU TOO, SHALL PASS: …If the gatekeeper permits.

During the time between seasons 3 and 4 of their show, the Monty Python group decided to make a movie. Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones had never made a movie before, as And Now for Something Completely Different was a collection of sketches from the show. They got the movie for the movie from a variety of sources: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson, Elton John, co-producer Michael White, Tim Rice’s cricket team and several record labels, including Charisma Records, who released Python’s early comedy albums. No movie studio would have funded them and rock stars were paying huge taxes in the UK, so it was a great write-offs. All of these groups would get a percentage from Spamlot, the musical that came from it nearly thirty years later.

When someone asked Eric Idle on Twitter, after he revealed who gave money to the movie, if he would reveal the profits, he replied, “Do I look like a fucking accountant?”

How to even go into this movie? I’ll try. King Arthur (Graham Chapman), his squire Patsy (Terry Gilliam), Sir Bedevere the Wise (Terry Jones), Sir Lancelot the Brave (John Clese), Sir Galahad the Pure (Michael Palin), Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot (Eric Idle) and Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film (a young William Palin) are ordered by God to find the Holy Grail and keep getting blocked, whether that’s by the Black Knight (Cleese), the French taunters (Cleese), a carnivorous rabbit, a three-headed knight (Chapman, Jones and Palin), the Legendary Black Beast and the Bridge of Death over the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which requires them to answer the questions of the bridgekeeper (Gilliam), which ends up claiming the lives of most of the knights.

For a movie where the camera broke during the first shot and where Chapman had the DTs and could barely walk, much less climb on his first day of shooting, things worked out OK.

Gene Siskel said, “Too many jokes took too long to set up, a trait shared by both Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.” I guess Siskel and I saw different movies.

Unbelievably, this premiered on U.S. TV on the CBS Late Movie on February 25, 1977. So much was cut that the Pythons would only allow it to ir on PBS and cable afterward.

I watched this movie daily as a kid. My wife, who is 12 years younger than me, has no interest in watching it and didn’t grow up idolizing Monty Python. When I was two, I asked if I could start speaking like John Cleese and tried for a long time to have a British accent. At that time, it felt like knowing Python felt like a secret club, one beyond Saturday Night Live and maybe at the same level as SCTV.

Today, there’s a licensed slot machine.

Thanks to the DIA crew — Bill, Mike, Jenn and AC — for helping me figure out what movie to write about.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Footprints On the Moon (1975)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Footprints On the Moon was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, January 15, 1977 at 11:30 p.m.

Alice Cespi (Florinda Bolkan, A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin) watched a strange film in her childhood called “Footprints on the Moon,” where astronauts were stranded on the moon’s surface. Now, as an adult, the only sleep she gets is from tranquilizers and she starts missing days of her life. Get ready for a giallo that skips the fashion and outlandish murders while going straight for pure weirdness.

After losing her job as a translator, Alice find a torn postcard for a resort area called Garma. That’s where she meets a little girl named Paula (Nicoletta Elmi, DemonsA Bay of Blood) who claims that Alice looks exactly like another woman she met named Nicole, who is also at the resort. Slowly but surely, our heroine starts to believe that a huge conspiracy is against her.

This is the last theatrical film of Luigi Bazzoni (he has directed some documentaries and wrote a few films since), who also directed The Fifth Cord. There are only two murders, but don’t let that hold you back. There are also abrupt shifts in color and a slow doomy mood to the entire proceedings. It’s unlike any other giallo I’ve seen and I mean that as a compliment.

Klaus Kinski also shows up as Blackman, the doctor who was behind the experiment that Alice saw as a child. He’s only in the film for a minute or so, but he makes the most of his time, chewing up the scenery as only he can. And cinematographer Vittorio Storaro, beyond working on The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, also was the DP on films like Apocalypse Now, RedsLast Tango in Paris and Dick Tracy.

This isn’t like any of the films that came in the wake of The Bird with the Crystal Plumage and it’s a shame that its director didn’t make more films in the genre.

Here’s are two drinks to enjoy with Footprints.

To the Moon

  • .25 oz. Kaluha
  • .25 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • .25 oz. amaretto
  • .25 oz. high proof rum
  1. Stir with ice and strain into a chilled shot glass.

Footprints On the Amber Moon

  • 3 oz. whiskey
  • Raw egg
  • Dash of Tobasco
  1. Pour whiskey into a glass, then crack a raw egg and drop into the glass. Don’t break the yoke or the ghost of Klaus Kinski will haunt you.
  2. Add some Tobasco, do a count down and ignite the engines.

2024 Scarecrow Psychotronic Challenge Day 1: Moonrunners (1975)

1. JUMP-OFF POINT: Kick off the Challenge festivities by watching a movie that inspired a TV series.

The first time I watched Moonrunners, it was a strange realitization halfway through that I was watching The Dukes of Hazzard, except instead of being silly, it was depressing. I learned later — years later, the internet had to be invented — this was reworked four years later into the show that ruled childhoods in the late 70s.

The Balladeer (Waylon Jennings) sings to us about Grady (James Mitchum, who was in a movie with his father that influenced this, Thunder Road) and Bobby Lee Hagg (Kiel Martin), who run moonshine for their Uncle Jesse Hagg (Arthur Hunnicutt) in Shiloh County. A Baptist preacher, Jesse makes the same bootleg booze that his relatives have created since the Revolutionary War.

The two are lovers of fast cars and faster women, often getting arrested for fighting at The Boar’s Nest, the local bar. Grady has a stock car, #54, which is named Traveler for General Robert E. Lee’s horse.

The drama in this comes from Jake Rainey (George Ellis), the boss of the town, who sells liquor to the New York mob. He wants Jesse’s moonshine and he refuses to sell it, knowing he will mix it with poor booze to maximize profits. As he owns the local cops, he uses Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (Bruce Atkins) to railroad the boys, but they fight back.

Here’s where the sadness comes in. Uncle Jesse dies after a moonshine run and in anger, Grady and Bobby Lee take some explosive arrows and blow up all the stills of their enemies.

Directed and written by Gy Waldron, this was based in part on the life of ex-moonshiner Jerry Rushing, who was also a technical advisor. In 1977, Waldron was asked to create a nine episode replacement for CBS’ The Incredible Hulk and to develop a series based on Moonrunners.

Obviously, Bobby Lee and Grady became Bo and Luke Duke, with Uncle Jesse needing hardly any makeover other actor Denver Pyle taking over the role. Boss Jake Rainey, who is called a hog in the movie, because Boss Hogg yet kept Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, down to almost the exact same dialogue that introduces him in the film and the first episode of the series, “One-Armed Bandits.” Daisy Duke, a female cousin, was added, as was a different mechanic character named Cooter who was played by Ben Jones, who was a revenue agent in Moonrunners.

The series that resulted would be the number two show on network TV and last seven seasons. A movie that feels a lot like a Roger Corman movie would be the perfect inspiration for people who conceived children at the drive-in and were now stuck at home on Friday nights, their stock cars traded in for station wagons.