This Saturday, Bill and I will unlock the doors of the Drive-In Asylum Double Feature one more time at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Get ready to learn that women are the deadliest of the species with two wild films.

Up first — Mary Mary Bloody Mary which is on Shudder and Tubi.

Each week, we show ads, discuss the movies and share a drink recipe. Here’s the cocktail for the first film:

Bloody John

• 1 oz. cherry vodka
• 1 oz. cherry schnapps
• 2 oz. whiskey
• .5 oz. lemon juice
• .5 oz. cherry juice
• 4 oz. red soda

1. Pour all ingredients over ice.
2. Stir and maybe don’t fall for women you’ve just met.

Our second movie is Marta which is also known as …After That, It Kills the Male and Devours It. We’ll share a link during the show for this film.

Marta or Pillar?

• 2 oz. blueberry vodka
• 6 oz. lemonade
• .5 oz. simple syrup
• Mint leaves
• Frozen blueberries
• Lemon slice

1. Add simple syrup, mint leaves and blueberries to a cocktail shaker and muddle.
2. Add ice, vodka and lemonade, then shake up. Add more blueberries and a lemon slice.

Shake off all that turkey! Bill, Jennifer Upton and I are opening the Drive-In Asylum double feature for business this Saturday at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

We’re showing two movies that were complete failures when released, so you know that we’ll have a lot to say, a lot of ads to show and a lot to drink.

Up first — The Flesh and Blood Show which you can watch on YouTube.

Here’s the first recipe.

The Blood Show

• 2 oz. tequila
• 2 oz. blood orange juice (or 1.5 oz. orange juice and .5 oz. grenadine)
• 2 oz. pomegranate juice

1. Shake it all up with ice in a cocktail shaker.
2. Pour in a glass and savor.

The second movie is Death Game which is going to blow your mind (and is on YouTube).

Get ready for the second recipe, because you won’t be ready for this movie.

Death By Sex

• .5 oz. vodka
• .5 oz. peach schnapps
• .5 oz. amaretto
• .5 oz. triple sec
• .5 oz. Southern Comfort
• .5 oz. gin
• 2 oz. orange juice
• 2 oz. cranberry juice

1. Toss all of that booze with some ice in your shaker.
2. Don’t answer any knocks at the front door, mix it up and serve.

See you on Saturday. We’ll have a blu ray of Death Game to give away and it’s $20 off this weekend at Grindhouse Releasing. Buy it — it’s going to destroy what’s left of your morals.

This week, Bill and I are getting musical n the Drive-In Asylum double feature starting this Saturday at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

We’re showing two movies that were complete failures when released, so you know that we’ll have a lot to say, a lot of ads to show and a lot to drink.

Up first — the equal not a sequel that is Shock Treatment which you can watch on YouTube.

Denton U.S.A.

• 1.5 oz. vodka
• 2 oz. lemonade
• .5 oz. blue curacao
• 6 oz. lemon-lime soda
• Lemon slice

1. Shake up vodka, lemonade and blue curacao.
2. Get that into a glass with ice, then top with soda and lemon slices.

The second movie is the Menahem Golan directed masterpiece The Apple which is on Tubi.

BIM Mark

• 2.5 oz. apple cider
• 2.5 oz. cranberry juice
• 2 oz. Fireball
• 1 oz. grenadine

1. Magic apple, mystery apple. Take a little ride. Let me be your guide through the apple paradise.
2. Shake it all up with ice, then pour in a glass and drink.

See you Saturday!

This week on the Drive-In Asylum double feature, we’ve got two Spanish horror films, starting this Saturday at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Up first, The Night of the Sorcerers, which you can watch on Tubi.

Every show, we watch movies, discuss them, show the ad campaigns and enjoy drinks made for each movie. Here’s the first one.

The Warlock

• 2 oz. whiskey
• .5 oz. amaretto
• Slice of lemon

1. Pour over ice.
2. Add lemon slice. Pretty easy!

Our second movie is The Loreley’s Grasp which is also on Tubi.

Claw of the Loreley

• 1 oz. Kraken
• 1 oz. grapefruit juice
• 3 oz. grapefruit soda

1. Put it together over ice.
2. Another easy one!

It’s a very special Drive-In Asylum Halloween Special starting at 9 PM on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages. You can watch The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! on Tubi, Shudder and YouTube.

Just like every show, we’ll watch the movie, discuss it, talk about the ad campaign and have a drink. Here’s the recipe.

Full Mooney

• 1.5 oz. moonshine
• 2 oz. pineapple juice
• .5 oz. grenadine
• Lime juice
• Squirt soda

1. Pour all ingredients except for the soda into a shaker and go nuts.
2. Scream at everyone around you, then pour into a glass and top with soda.

See you this Halloween night!

This week on the Drive-In Asylum Late Night Movie, we’re starting on Saturday at 11 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages. Get ready — Satan’s Black Wedding is scuzzy Satanic filth and perfect for a late night movie with an entire chat room of movie lovers. You can watch it on YouTube.

Every week, we watch and discuss a movie, talk about the ad campaign and share a drink recipe. Here’s what to enjoy during this matrimonial trip down the left hand path.

Fall Not White Wedding 

• 4 oz. apple cider
• 2 oz. salted caramel whiskey
• 2 oz. ginger ale
• .5 oz. Fireball

1. Pour cider, salted caramel whiskey and fireball into a glass filled with crushed ice.
2. Top with ginger ale and say you love, well, you know who.

This week on the Drive-In Asylum double feature, we’ve got Brad Hogue and Richard Glenn Schmidt of Doomed Moviethon to discuss two TV terrors, Don’t Go To Sleep from 1982 and Bad Ronald released in 1974. Get ready to watch them both on Saturday at 8 PM EST on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Up first: Don’t Go To Sleep which is on YouTube.

Every week, we watch and discuss two films, talk about their ad campaigns and share drink recipes that go with each one. Here’s the first recipe:

Little Ghost

• 2 oz. Malibu rum
• 1 oz. vanilla vodka
• 2 oz. coconut cream
• 1 oz. half and half
• 4 oz. lemon-lime soda

1. Shake up rum, vodka, cream and half and half with ice in a shaker until fully mixed.
2. Pour into a glass and top with soda.

The second movie is Bad Ronald which is available on Google Drive.

Here’s the second recipe.

Closet Case

• 1 oz. amaretto
• 1 oz. Jägermeister

1. Pour together into a shot glass.
2. Get inside your walls and get very wasted.

See you Saturday!

Two impossible medical nightmares, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die and Night of the Bloody Apes are playing this Saturday at 8 PM EST with our special guests Robert Freese and Paul Mcvay from the IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD book series. Watch on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages.

Up first — The Brain That Wouldn’t Die which is on Tubi.

Each show, we discuss the movies, look at their ad campaigns and have a drink that goes with the film. Here’s the first recipe:

The Drink That Didn’t Make Sense

• 1.5 oz. peanut butter whiskey
• .75 oz. tequila
• .5 oz. sour mix
• 2 oz. pineapple juice
• Pieces of pineapple
• Lime slices

1. Shake up the first four ingredients with ice in a shaker.
2. Pour into a glass and add fruit. Pretend your head is inside a metal pan.

The second movie is Night of the Bloody Apes which is on YouTube.

This is the recipe.

Drunken Bloody Ape

• 3 oz. pineapple juice
• 3 oz. orange juice
• 3 oz. Malibu
• 1 oz. Kraken
• 4 dashes bitters
• Nutmeg
• Maraschino cherries
• Lime slices
• Pineapple pieces

1. Shake the juices, rums and bitters in a shaker filled with ice.
2. Pour maraschino cherry juice in the bottom of a glass, then top with shaken mix. Top with nutmeg, lime and pineapple.

See you Saturday night!

This Saturday at 11 PM EST, join Bill and me on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages for Manos the Hands of Fate which is available on YouTube and Tubi.

We’ll share our thoughts on the movie, show ads for it and even share a mixed drink. Here’s the recipe:

Peppymona

• 2 oz. pink grapefruit juice
• 1 oz. lime juice
• 1 oz. tequila
• .5 oz. maple syrup
• 2 oz. grapefruit soda or club soda

1. Place juices, tequila and maple in a shaker, then have Torgo shake it for you.
2. Pour into a glass and top with soda.

We can’t wait to see you Satuday!

This Saturday at 8 PM EST, join Bill and me on the Groovy Doom Facebook and YouTube pages for two movies that just want to take your pants off.

Up first — Invasion of the Bee Girls which you can watch on Tubi.

Every week, we watch two movies, discuss them, look at the ads for each film and have a cocktail that matches each movie. Here’s the first drink.

Invasion of the Bee’s Knees

• 2 oz. gin
• .75 oz. lemon juice
• .75 oz. honey syrup
• 1 oz. egg white
• Dash of honey

1. Place all ingredients in a shaker, then shake vigorously.
2. Pour into a glass and enjoy.

To make honey syrup, cook 2 oz. of honey to 1 oz. of water over the lowest of heat until the mixture begins to thicken.

Our second movie is Vampyres and oh man, put the kids to bed. It’s on Tubi.

Here’s the second recipe.

Spanish Vampyre

• 1.5 oz. vodka
• .5 oz. Campari
• .5 oz. whiskey
• .5 oz. honey syrup

1. Add all ingredients to a glass over ice.
2. Stir and enjoy.

See you Saturday!