Also known as Desperately Seeking Yeti and titled The Beauties and the Beast, this features Uschi Digard, Susan Westcott, Colleen Brennan (billed as Sharon Kelly), and Jacqueline Giroux in its cast, all gorgeous despite how destroyed this print is. And as you’ll learn from the commentary track — which features Demon Dave from Dark Forces, Joe Rubin from Vinegar Syndrome and David Gregory from Severin, this print came from the same sale that got Severin The Mummy and the Curse of the Jackals.

Director Ray Nadeau was a post-production editor on Messiah of Evil and the producer of Fangs. This is 79 minutes of hippies being threatened by a Bigfoot when they’re not being rewarded with silver dollars by a mysterious man, playing guitar or making filthy love. But we can’t hate on this yeti, because when he stares into the window of a cabin with two girls inside, they get so afraid they can only be sated by a sapphic embrace. He also interrupts a couple mid-Chesterfield rugby, sending the man nude and screaming into the woods while this skunk ape gets down with the lady, but just fondling. That’s all he needs.

These hippies have been staying in a summer camp for kids, then leaving just before the following season. It seems to work for them, but then some criminals get involved, but that doesn’t stop long softcore scenes, which are almost full adult, but as always, hide the male genitals. 

Anyways, some people would say this is all a waste of time. I’ve made movies that are ephemeral in nature my life, so you know that I loved every moment of this, non-synchronized sound and all. 

You can get this from MVD.