The Last Horror Movie reunites the wacky lovebirds Joe Spinell and Caroline Munro, who previously starred in Starcrash and Maniac, and makes another appearance for Joe on the Video Nasty Section 3 list.

Director David Winters was one of the few stage actors and dancers in West Side Story to be in the film version. He then became a choreographer and was the first to choreograph the Watusi, as well as the originator of the Freddie. He also helped Elvis and Ann-Margaret dance in Viva Las Vegas. His first directorial effort was the Alice Cooper film Welcome to My Nightmare, and he produced everything from Linda Lovelace for President to Young Lady Chatterley, Killer Workout and owned Action International Pictures. He also dated Lovelace after she divorced Chuck Traynor. She credited him for introducing her to culture. The guy did so much! He directed Racquet, did the choreography for Roller Boogie, made Mission Kill with Robert Ginty and oh yeah, also directed Thrashin’!

Anyways, both Spinell and Munro are two people who make me love life the moment I see them. The blonde highlights in her hair in this movie got me through the rest of a tough week. This film is very 1982, and therefore, it is perfect.

Spinell is Vinny, a cab driver who lives with his mother (Filomena Spagnuolo, Spinell’s real mother, who ends the movie by asking if she can take a hit off his joint; that’s also Spinell’s real apartment) but dreams of making a horror movie with scream queen Jana Bates (Munro), who is going to be at Cannes to promote her latest film Scream along with her manager and ex-husband Bret Bates (Glenn Jacobson) and producer and current boyfriend Alan Cunningham (Judd Hamilton). She gets a note that says, “You’ve made your last horror film. Goodbye,” and finds Bret murdered, but the body disappears when the police come to investigate. This turns into more of a whodunnit than a slasher, but I mean, Spinell still gets to chainsaw someone to death.

Just like the movie within this movie, this was shot with no permits at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival. If you think it’s not realistic for an actress in a horror movie to win an award, that same year Isabelle Adjani won the Best Actress award for Possession.

The Tromatic Special Edition of The Last Horror Film has an introduction by Lloyd Kaufman, “new” audio commentaries and interviews, the short Mr. Robbie, highlights from the Tromadance Film Festival and a full episode of Kabukiman’s Cocktail Corner. You can get this from MVD.

I just want to know why Depeche Mode is so highly billed and why Lloyd is on this, but what do I know?