April 16: Filmirage — Give in to the sleaze and write about a Joe D’Amato produced movie. There’s a list here.

We as film nerds often get very high and mighty when it comes to our favorites.

Then again, as we all know, Joe D’Amato was making movies to make money.

Of course he made a breakdancing film.

His came six years after Breakin’, however.

Directed by Gerry Lively (the cinematographer of Friday, Angel 3, Children of the Corn 3, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Return of the Living Dead 3, Necronomicon, Motorhead’s video for “Hellraiser,” Hellraiser III, Waxwork and the director of two direct-to-video Dungeons and Dragons movies) and written by the always working 90s Italian screenwriter Daniele Stroppa — and produced by Joe D’Amato with costumes by Laura Gemser — Hot steps – passi caldi has two dancing squads squaring off in the Hot Steps contest at the Neptune disco.

Set in Florida but shot in New Orleans, this movie asks you to “Feel the Heat!” Rico (Kirk Rivera, also in Salsa and Cop Rock) leads one crew while Kevin (also in Salsa, as well as a movie called Sketch Artist II: Hands That See) is in charge of the other. There’s also Nancy (Lindsley Allen, a Goddess dancer in Showgirls, as well as someone in The Time’s “Jerk Out” video), Kevin’s little sister who nearly died and has come back to dance, baby.

Kevin coaches his team by saying things like “We have to be awesome if we want to win!” and he’s rich and we can assume his co-opting culture. He better watch his sister, because if she and Rico are making moves like that on the dance floor, you can only imagine what they’re doing when they get behind closed doors. Cha-cha-cha…

How does Kevin get back at his enemy? By sleeping with one of his dance team, Mayra (Dianne Granger).

Will true love win? Will Nancy’s legs stop working again? Is that Terri from Boardinghouse, Elizabeth Hall? Did they decide to have composer Tiromancino write more than two songs? Yes, no, yes and it sure doesn’t seem that way.

You can watch this on YouTube.