Teenage Exorcist (1991)

Directed by Grant Austin Waldman and written by Brinke Stevens and Ted Newsom (Time Tracers) from a story by Fred Olen Ray, Teenage Exorcist sat on the shelf until 1994 and then it was released straight to video stores.

Stevens plays Diane, a young woman who dreams of being a college professor. She’s moved out of student housing and takes an entire house — which is haunted by Baron DeSade (Hoke Howell) — from a strange realtor (Michael Berryman). Worried by her first night alone, her sister Sally (Elena Sahagun), brother-in-law Mike (Jay Richardson) and  boyfriend Jeff (Tom Shell) all come to check on her. She’s been possessed by a demon (Oliver Darrow) and has gone from a modest young lady to, well, the kind of role that made me fall in love with Brinke Stevens when I was young.

How to you exorcise a demon? Well, there’s no teenage exorcist. But there is Father McFerrin (Robert Quarry, who is on the side of good in this), a man of the cloth who accidentally orders a pizza instead of someone who can help, which brings in Eddie (Eddie Deezen), who is of no help.

If the outside of the house looks familiar, it’s because you saw it in Sorority House Massacre II and Evil Toons. I find it incredible that it’s literally across the street from the house used in The People Under the Stairs.

I’m pretty easy. I love all possession movies and whenever I see Brinke on screen, my heart beats a little faster. I’ve watched way worse movies just because she’s in them.

You can watch this on Tubi.