The caddies of Old Glory Holes Golf Club are being killed off. Welles Landon (Jim Gordon), the owner, doesn’t want his members to have to see death. There’s also a big tournament coming and the murders would get in the way. Hopefully, personal assistant Ms. Flannager (Ilene Sullivan) and groundskeeper Hambone (Nick Twist) can stop whatever is happening.

Hambone might be the reason behind all of this terror. His new lawn spray has turned the once nice and cuddly gophers into human-mesticating monsters. Maybe Landon can build a wall and get the gophers to pay for it.

We’ll remember the partying caddies — Smitty (John Evans), Hoh Boy (Dave Lavelle), Dim (David Olsen Jr.), Fingers (Travis Frank) and Biggles (Mike Paquin) — that have lost their lives so that these gophers can party and sneak into convenience stores in trenchcoats to get beer with a fake ID.

Some may watch this movie and think how goofy it all is. They have such a small worldview and should not be trusted. You should not watch a movie with them. I bet they never played putt putt ever. Get new friends and watch this movie a lot.

The Wild Eye blu ray of this movie has director and producer commentary, behind the scenes footage, an Old Glory Holes commercial, Caddy Hack Rap, Balls Deep Karaoke, Brew Break Drinking Game, a slipcase and a folded poster. You can get it from Diabolik DVD.