EDITOR’S NOTE: Young Nurses In Love was on USA Up All Night on January 18 and 19 and August 10, 1991; April 10 and October 3, 1992; May 28 and November 20, 1993 and November 19, 1994.

As I near the end of USA Up All Night month, I felt that one more Chuck Vincent movie was needed. Young Nurses In Love takes its name directly from the 1982 movie Young Doctors In Love and references the poster art, but otherwise it is very much its own movie.

Nurse Ellis (Jeanna Marie, Deadly Impact, Prime Evil) is really a Russian spy here to steal the sperm of Edison and Einstein, much less Abraham Lincoln and George Washington — how did they keep sperm from the past cold so long? — and use it to make Russia smarter. Yet she falls in love with Dr. Reilly (Alan Fisler) all while the hospital seems to be falling to bits, including Dr. Spencer (Jamie Gillis!) giving a mob boss breasts in a screwed up plastic surgery.

There’s also an appearance by Toxic Avenger John Altamura, sex goddess Annie Sprinkle plays a character named Twin Falls and because this is a Chuck Vincent movie, Veronica Hart is in it.

This is a silly movie of hijinks and people having sex all over a hospital. It’s kind of like, well, The Hospital made by adult movie vets which I find hilarious because that film has cachet and a budget and this has Jamie Gillis being ridiculous.

You can watch this on Tubi.