Bülent has an abusive dad and Ali just has a mom and a dog. Well, he had a dog until a policeman shoots and kills it. They’re in the same school and become friends and bond over the alien that they meet, Badi, who completely seriously shoots smoke out of his penis at one point.

In a kids’ movie.

He also eats Turkish Treat instead of Reese’s Pieces and looks through a porn mag, so…I wonder how much of E.T. that director Zafer Par and writer Baris Pirhasan saw before they made this. Probably just as much as Müjdat Gezen when he directed and wrote Homoti.

The craziest. thing is that Badi gives multiple heart attacks to humans both good and bad who are so overwhelmed by his appearance that their hearts literally stop working. The scene where he causes a teacher to have cardiac arrest is played for comedy, just after his appearance upsets a janitor so much that he falls down the steps to possibly his death.

Bülent and Ali give inflammatory speeches to the local kids, who take over an amusement park so Badi can use a Ferris wheel as an antenna to, well, phone home. When the villagers come with torches, along with cops, the kids put on masks and start throwing smoke bombs at adults — this movie is absolutely wild as it has kids rioting in the streets — and help Bodi get back home.

It’s…something.

You can watch this on the Internet Archive.