Directed by Christopher Olen Ray (yes, his son) and written by Eric Forsberg (Mega Piranha), this Asylum film debuted on SyFy on May 10, 2011. If I can say anything nice, it’s that Kevin Nash plays Odin. And oh yeah, Richard Grieco as Loki.

The god of deception has destroyed Valhalla itself to steal the Hammer Of Invincibility and only Thor (Cody Deal) — with the help of the valkyrie Jarnsaxa (Patricia Velásquez, The Curse of La Llorona) — can save everyone.

Released at the same time as the first Thor movie from Marvel, this is another Asylum movie that prominently features brick walls substituting for cities. But hey — Detective Dennis Booker and Big Daddy Cool fighting during Ragnarok. The MCU isn’t giving you that.

You can watch this on Tubi.