Strip clubs are, by and large, incredibly boring places. Take it from someone who may have nearly married a dancer and who was also with someone for a long time who covered them. They’re only exciting if you’re drunk, have money and no access to women. Well, unless they’re the club in the movie, Strip-O-Sauraus, which has giant dinosaurs in the parking lot. That’s kinda cool, right?

Crystal is played by Erin Brown, she was born Erin DeWright but may be better known as Misty Mundae. You may also recognize Teresa as Julian Wells, but she’s also appeared as Suzy McCoppin in movies like Fist of the Warrior and has covered nightlife and sexuality for several magazines, TV shows and websites. Trix is Erika Smith, who has a ton of credits but  perhaps the best is Van Helsing in The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing, which I had no idea was a thing.

There’s a weed deal gone wrong at the club and all the cockroaches become bloodthirsty vampire cockroaches, which isn’t good at all, and it gets worse when Crystal gets bit by one of them.

So yeah, maybe this club is a little more exciting than somewhere like Cheerleaders on a cold January night in Pittsburgh.

Here’s to Brett Piper, still making movies (well, this is from 2004, but he’s still directing stuff like Outpost Earth and doing effects for Shark Encounters of the Third Kind).

You can watch this on Tubi.