An ancient witch named Olena (Tetiana Malkova) from the Ukrainian town of Konotop has given up her powers to fall in love with a mortal man, Andriy (Taras Tsymbaliuk). However, as we all know, Russia invader the Ukraine, which also happens in this film. As they’re pulled over by a group of soldiers, her lover reacts strongly to them touching her — by the way, when they ask her what the name of her dog is and she replies, “Ozzie, like the band,” and they say, “What about Pantera?” I guess it’s become international shorthand for racist baddies to be Cowboys from Hell — he’s killed and she barely makes it to the home of her Aunt Evdokiya (Olena Khokhlatkina). She decides that it’s time to get her power back and along the way, kill every single soldier that sets foot in the Ukrane.
As the Russians literally rape and murder their way through what they see as enemy territory, Olena gives in to her ancient ways and starts to kill them off, one by one. Some see visions of her and drive tanks over the bodies of their fellow soldiers. Others are overcome by fear and kill themselves. And still others have centipedes crawl out of their dickholes, which is something that I have never seen before. You can still be surprised and you know, that’s nice.
It feels a little exploitative but isn’t that every movie I watch? How often will you get to see a tree covered with the skin and blood of several horrible soldiers that have dared to hurt women? The effects are pretty good, the gore is non-stop and it moves quickly enough. I laughed several times at just how far it goes and if you’re wondering, the dog survives to remind our heroine that she can be good. So many people in this can be killed and scarred for life but if that little pup got the slightest injury, I would have been so upset.