Directed by Rene Martinez Jr. (Road of Death, The Sexiest Story Ever Told, Supersoul Brother) and written by Gardenia Martinez, this stars Loye Hawkins as cool cat Al Connors, a Mimai detective from Harlem who has been hired by the CIA to protect Mrs. Ashanti (Patricia Fulton), the wife of a leader they’re doing business with. Spies hired by Big Daddy (Wayne Crawford, who would go on to produce Valley Girl and direct Barracuda). As you can imagine, Al goes from pretending to be her husband to bedding her.
But forget all that. Halfway through the movie, Al gets a new job, protecting Harry De Bauld’s (Steve Gallon, also known as Wildman Steve; a Miami-based DJ who would star in Supersoul Brother and release albums with titles like Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin!!!) daughter Wanda (Cathy Davis), who he also has sex with, to the cobstrernation of his regular white girl, Sue (Wanda Starr).
Then, he challenges Big Daddy to a wrestling match to the death and walks away the winner.
Nearly every line is a blooper, the action is bad, and yet this has a heart that I really enjoyed. If you’d like to see a worse Dolemite, this movie is here for you.