According to Letterboxd, I have seen just 7% of all of Dustin Ferguson’s movies. Keep in mind that’s 15 movies out of his 206 films, which should be 211 by the time you finish reading this. 

Two scientists are trying to kill the Angry Asian Murder Hornets, but then some Big Freakin’ Snakes show up, as well as Ebola Rex and Cocaine Cougar. 

Yes, it’s Dustin Ferguson’s Destroy All Monsters. 

Lisa London, Rocky from Savage Beach, is in this briefly, and yes, I can’t lie. That’s why I watched it.

There are just two Rotten Tomatoes reviews. One is five stars: “Truly a masterpiece, A modern twist on the horror elements of Jurassic Park that makes you shed a tear,” and the other, one star: “This is one of the most stupid movies I’ve ever watched.”

In this movie, you will hear three people get killed off-camera by giant snakes. Several will be eaten or stabbed by murder hornets. Cocaine Cougar will eat many others, both on and off-screen, as well as killing the murder hornets, before he’s devoured by Ebola Rex, who gets killed by a helicopter with missiles, because America.

In case you wondered: Hornet < Snake < Cougar < Ebola Rex < the military industrial complex.

You can watch this on Tubi.