Each October, the Unsung Horrors podcast does a month of themed movies. This year, they will once again be setting up a fundraiser to benefit Best Friends, which works to save the lives of cats and dogs across America, giving pets second chances and providing them with happy homes.

Today’s theme: Hail Satan!

Rick Sloane directing a movie with Wings Hauser and Ginger Lynn?

How did I never see this?

Brenda Carter (Lynn) gets mixed up with a Satanic gang — it was her boyfriend Carl’s (Jesse Hill) gift for their 90-day anniversary, not an engagement ring — and gets set up for the murder they commit. She gets bailed out by her attorney, John Stockton (Hauser). She stays in his house, which is empty except for a jukebox, because what else do you need? There’s also a prison guard who assaulted her and wants her dead, but Brenda has a medallion that can cause people to die.

Writer Edward Holzman also directed numerous Playboy and Penthouse movies, so this totally fits into that world.

I am spoiling nothing by telling you that the Satanic leader is really Wings in disguise, but that’s why you’re watching this, to wait and dream of that moment when Wings stops being a nice guy and loses his mind. In short, he is Wings Hauser. This is better than Hobgoblins but worse than Vice Academy, if you need a Rick Sloane barometer.

You can watch this on Tubi.