EDITOR’S NOTE: Hollywood High was on USA Up All Night on August 6 and October 7, 1994; May 19 and December 9 and 23, 1995; 

“If that’s Charles Bronson, ask him if his tallywacker wants some poontang!”

For that line alone, I stayed with this movie.

Jan (Susanne Severeid, Don’t Answer the Phone) Candy (Sherry Hardin, Ten Violent Women), Monica (Rae Sperling) and Bebe (Marcy Albrecht) spend most of this movie topless and smoking the stickiest of the icky with Frasier Mendoza, hooking up with the Fenz (Kevin Mead; guess who he’s supposed to be) and Buzz (Joseph Butcher, not far removed from playing the latter side of Bigfoot and Wildboy, hanging out with sex symbol of the past June East (yes, Mae West, but played by Marla Winters), having classes with stereotype teachers like the mincing Mr. Flowers (Hy Pyke, Grandpa from Hack-O-Lantern) and the overly horny Miss Crotch (Kress Hytes) when they’re not being chased by a cop, who they eventually hit with a watermelon and take his pants off, revealing that he’s wearing lingerie.

This was directed by Patrick Wright, who often plays the larger truck driver men in movies like this. He also directed a TV movie, Southern Hospitality.

Turner Classic Movies notes the existence of an unrelated 30-minute television pilot, also debuting in 1977, for a prospective series. It had Annie Potts in it and aired as part of NBC’s Comedy Time. There’s also an unrelated sequel.

At least this has a 70s shot of the Cinerama Dome in it. Otherwise, well…

You can watch this on Tubi.