Jessica has to unravel the secrets and threats at the funeral of a friend in Wyoming.

Season 1, Episode 21: Funeral at Fifty-Mile (April 21, 1985)

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote…

We’ve made it through the whole first season of Murder, She Wrote. Jack Carver has died, Jessica is in town to pay her respects, and of course, there’s a mystery.

Who’s in it, outside of Angela Lansbury, and were they in any exploitation movies?

Doc Wallace is played by Noah Beery Jr., Grandpa from Walking Tall; he also was Mordecai in the Sunn Classics’ Greatest Heroes of the Bible TV series.

Mary Carver is Kathleen Beller, Prince Alana in The Sword and the Sorcerer and Gail from Are You In the House Alone?

Bill Carmody is played by J.D. Cannon, Peter J. Clifford from McCloud and the D.A. in Death Wish 2.

Carl Mestin, who shows up with a hot new wife, is Clu Gulager. Man, Clu! Do I even have to expound on how incredible this man was?

Tim Carver is Donald Moffat, Garry in The Thing.

Art Merrick is Jeff Osterhage, who was in the 1989 version of Masque of the Red Death.

Sheriff Ed Potts, who shows off his gun to Jessica like he’s about to unleash his penis, is played by Cliff Potts.

Sally Mestin? Stella Stevens! Stella Stevens on Murder, She Wrote, I do declare!

Attorney Sam Breem is William Windom, the President in Escape from the Planet of the Apes.

In minor roles, Brooke Alderson is Alice, Edith Diaz is Emma, Efrain Figueroa is Jesus (not The Son of Man, a man named Jesus), Archie Lang is a minister, and Larry Carr and Charles Cirillo are funeral guests.

What happens?

Jessica attends the burial of Wyoming rancher Jack Carver with his family, friends and fellow war vets, but soon learns from lawyer Sam Breen that Jack died without finalizing his will. This means that his brother Tim won’t get the ranch, and his daughter Mary gets everything. But then Carl Mestin and his wife show up, and he claims that when he saved Jack’s life in Korea, he was given all of this in the will. But guess what? He’s soon swinging from a noose, and the cops think it was Mary’s fiancé, Art, who did it.

Can our girl Jessica just enjoy one vacation without having to put in some work?

Man, this one has some twists and turns. There’s even a Giallo moment when someone leaves a noose outside JB’s window. She totally doesn’t sell it, because she figures out who the killer was pretty easily.

Who did it?

Everyone. Carl was a rapist who got Mary’s mother pregnant and her father did the honorable thing by marrying her and raising her daughter. When he came back to town to try and get the money, they decided to finally kill him. They confess to Jessica, and she promises not to tell Mary the truth.

Who made it?

Another episode for Seymour Robbie. This was written by Dick Nelson, whose career was mainly in TV.

Does Jessica get some?

I’m getting tired of these episodes where no one tries to give Jessica back shots, and I’m not shy about it.

Does Jessica dress stupidly or act drunk?

Not yet!

Was it any good?

A satisfactory ending for the season, if a downer ending.

Any trivia?

Of course, William Windom is familiar. Starting next season, he’ll be a regular as Jessica’s friend Dr. Seth Hazlett.

Give me a reasonable quote:

Attorney Sam Breen: But there’s no way on God’s green earth Mary will ever know the reason why, not from any of us.

Jessica Fletcher: Nor from me, Sam. She’s been hurt enough already.

What’s next?

The show has been running regularly until now, but once it’s a proven success, it’s time for Jessica to get wacky. Like next week, episode one of season two: She masquerades as a wealthy widow at a luxurious tropical hotel in order to trap a murderer. John Phillip Law shows up!