What if Nick Millard made a crime movie?

He did.

Agents Johnny Hightower (Marland Proctor) and Steve Barrett (James Whitworth) are after a bad guy played by Millard, but to be honest, this movie may claim to be an action film, but it’s in the world Millard, so it feels like you’ve taken the wrong pill that you found on the floor and also someone has injected you with a needle and you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice, minus some parts, and it feels good so you decide to soak.

Is there recycled footage from Criminally Insane? Does Crazy Fat Ethel Priscilla Alden appear? Does everyone have huge hair and an afro? Are there gun training scenes that go on forever? Does a random woman blow a vibrator for longer than you’d expect? Was it filmed inside Millard’s house?

Yes. To everything.

I don’t know if I would recommend this to anyone who hasn’t ingested some of Millard’s drugs before. They would hate it otherwise, and may hate it even if they have. It’s a different world, another place, a weird region of odd magic that can come from having a lunatic make a film.

You can watch this on YouTube.