APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Can I Do It…’Til I Need Glasses? (1977)

April 30: Weird Wednesday — Write about a movie that played on a Weird Wednesday, as collected in the book Warped & Faded: Weird Wednesday and the Birth of the American Genre Film Archive. Here’s a list.

The sequel to If You Don’t Stop It… You’ll Go Blind!!!, this makes me remember when HBO used to show burlesque, which was weird after porno chic, as it was all these old comedians telling the same jokes and girls barely getting naked yet at the same time, you could go see full penetration adult movies. But this film, well, it’s dirty joke after dirty joke with some minor nudity. It was re-released three years after it first dropped because Robin Williams happens to be in before he was a star. That said, he wasn’t in the 1977 version. They went and found the cut footage and put it back out, leading to a lawsuit.

Speaking of stars, L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, Ron Jeremy, Tallie Cochrane (AKA Viola Reeves, Kay Geddes, Grace Turlie, Talia Wright, Silver Fox and Chick Jones) and Uschi Digard all show up.

Director I. Robert Levy went from editing 70s TV to making these two movies, writing it with Mike Callie and Mike Price. There’s nothing like this today, just a total piece of junk with a great title, better poster and an audience that was looking for something, anything, in the days before cable adult films.

You can watch this on YouTube.