APRIL MOVIE THON 4: Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)

April 21: Gone Legitimate — A movie featuring an adult film actor in a mainstream role.

Employees of the Arkansas Fracking Industries (AFI) somehow go from fracking to releasing a shark covered in spikes into the swamps around a prison, just in time for Anita Conners (Cindy Lucas), Michelle Akira (Christine Nguyen), Sarah Mason (Skye McDonald), Shannon Hastings (Amy Ho) and Samantha Pines (Tabitha Marie) getting broken out by Anita’s grilfriend Honey (Dominique Swain). Meanwhile, detectives Kendra Patterson (Traci Lords) and Adam (Corey Landis) are in a totally different movie, mostly in their car.

Directed and written by Jim Wynorski, this is exactly what you want it to be: angry women busting loose from the big house while running into a shark in the swamp. Improbable. Impossible. Entertaining.

More sharks should show up in places they should never be. This movie was ridiculous and cheap as it should be. I enjoyed every minute.

You can watch this on Tubi.