Wedding planner Vanessa (Virginia Ma) and her assistant Anthony (Luke Nieves) come to the island of a groom only to discover that they must follow the whims of super-rich Terrance Bruckner (Maxwell Almono) or he will kill every guest at the destination nuptials of Vanessa’s best friend Rachel (Meghan Carrasquillo) — the ex-girlfriend of this movie’s final boss. Now, Vanessa has an earpiece and must follow the tech billionaire’s instructions, or her friend will die.

Directed by Nick Lyon (Titanic 666) and written by Chris Watts, this reminds me of how stressful my first wedding was, what with the cops getting called, the property damage and the delayed honeymoon. I still don’t feel like telling that whole story, but I’m not sure I can legally. What I can say is that my wedding planner didn’t have to bury the bodies that a past lover was killing. Why is Vanessa doing that for a guy whom she hates? What went on between her, Terrance and Rachel in college?

This has taught me never to have a wedding on an island that no one can get to, never to date members of the oligarchy, never to hire a wedding planner, and just to stay home and watch Tubi.

You can watch this on Tubi.