On Christmas Eve, Casey Smallwood (Yang Miller) finally gets out of a decade in prison for underage drinking. He plans on telling his prison pen pal Darlene (Evelyn Troutman) — the sister of his girlfriend at the time — how racoons caused her death, but then he gets on a train that’s been taken over by domestic terrorists led by Ranger Rick Danger (Mitch Rose) who have PEN15, a killer holiday satellite, and an army of super intelligent, government trained raccoons.

Directed and written by Travis Irvine, this might have a ton of racoons on the poster but there were only two made with the budget. Whatever, they’re awesome. Like, the cutest bad guys ever and I’d rather watch them kill humans than the heroes of this movie being able to stop them.

This really is a sequel to Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night and it’s like Under Siege 2: Dark Territory which is almost a parody of itself. Your enjoyment of this depends how immature you are. I’m basically a small child that loves poop jokes, so I think that this was made for me. Man, I want to hug those racoons.

You can watch this on Tubi.