Chain-smoking Hollywood action movie star Tony Markham is zapped back in time via a magic artifact to a prehistoric world of flesh-hungry dinosaurs, angry cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls. He must use his modern-day machismo and best karate moves to survive the onslaught of Jurassic terrors while wooing the literal cavegirl of his dreams, Hea-Thor.

Produced, written and directed by fan film pioneer, Marvel Comics scribe and Star Wars novelist Don Glut, Dinosaur Valley Girls playfully and skillfully dives headfirst into the subject matter, including creating a completely new language for the titular tarts. What could have easily been just a typical late-night slot-filler on Skinemax becomes an epic world-building adventure, complete with stop motion dinosaurs, original music numbers, off-the-wall cameos and more dad jokes than you can shake an Allosaurus bone at.

Extras on the Visual Vengeance blu ray release — the first blu ray ever of this movie — include:

• Limited Edition slipcase by Rick Melton and Dinosaur Valley Girls logo sticker
• Remastered SD master from original tape elements
• New 2023 commentary and an archival commentary with director Don Glut and C. Courtney Joyner
• Dinosaur Valley Guy: interview with director Don Glut
• Don Glut: The Collection – A look inside Don’s legendary dinosaur home museum
• The Making of Dinosaur Valley Girls
• PG-13 cut
• Deleted and alternate scenes
• Actress auditions reel
• Dinosaur Tracks, Jurassic Punk and Dinosaur Valley Girls music videos
• Original storyboards
• Production image galleries
• Mu Wang in Mu-Seum and Danse Prehistoric
• Original promotional trailer
• Visual Vengeance trailers
• Reversible sleeve featuring original home video art
• 2-sided insert with alternate art
• Folded mini-poster
• “Stick Your Own” VHS sticker set

Preorders will be announced soon. I can’t wait!