The Sizzlin’ Something Weird Summer Challenge 2024: The Blue Balloon (1973)

BONUS WILDCARD WEEK (September 22 – 28) Go order something from the SWV website and watch it!

Lisbeth Olsen — not the first crossover this movie will have with The Sinful Dwarf — plays a woman whose husband (Bent Rohweder) has been drafted. Feeling lonely, she decides to hang out with a lesbian friend (Estelle Peters) who goes from removing Lisabeth’s wedding ring and making sapphic love to her to giving her over to multiple men and then selling her into sexual slavery. By the end of the movie, she’s become a street walker and she ends up servicing her drunken husband, who doesn’t even recognize her, but soon tells her — after he finishes, mind you — that he will always love her.

Directed by Svig Sven and written by Max Sundsen, this was supposedly produced by the same group that brought that perverted lil guy to you. This is so scuzzy that if you derived any pleasure from it, I may have to doubt your sanity. That said, it is on the Severin blu ray of The Sinful Dwarf, along with another adult film that shows mini star Torben Bille cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with his lap rocket.