Dragon Art Theatre Week (September 8 – 14) Pssst. Hey…buddy… you wanna see some naked movies with your mom in em? This stuff here is premium split tail in action, my friend, straight from the vaults at Something Weird Video. It’s all the HARD X stuff on the SWV site that I could find on Letterboxd and let me tell you, when I say HARD X I mean it! These movies show it all baby, whatever sort of freaky shit you’re into, these movies have got it. Nipple clamps, ice cubes on the balls, lesbos, homos, cumshots, whips, leather, you name it! Plus we got air conditioning and the cleanest bathrooms on the deuce. Just step inside … and if you need some luudes or a lid talk to my man Shifty over at the popcorn counter. Tell him Klon sent you.

Bob Chinn and John Holmes made a bunch of these Johnny Wadd detective movies, like The Blonde in Black Lace, Tropic of Passion, The Danish Connection, Liquid Lips, Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here, Tapestry of Passion, The Jade Pussycat, Blonde Fire, China Cat and The Return of Johnny Wadd. This is the second in the franchise, after 1971’s Johnny Wadd.

Sheila (Heather Starr) starts the movie engaging in a solo bedroom rodeo before a mysterious Asian man (Chinn) slices her throat. Johnny Wadd shows up, as Sheila was a lost flame, and her man Alex (Alex Elliot) claims that she was killed. Wadd finds a lotus, which is a clue, and heads off to meet with one of her friends — after we get a flashback of Wadd and Sheila — who claims to be a lesbian but is soon attempting the labor of administering an oral review to Holmes.

Another lady, Suzie (Andy Bellamy), reveals that she’s Alex’s lover and that he’s a heroin dealer and that’s what led the Asian man to kill Sheila. This leads to a kung fu battle that really is more like a slap fight, but hey, you get awesome footage of Los Angeles in 1971 and it’s less than an hour.

Only John Holmes in the 70s would have a moment where he drops his pants and the theme from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly plays.

This cost $750, actors were paid in sex and Holmes made $75. Also, some weirdo posted this goof on IMDB: “When the assassin cuts Sheila’s throat, the knife doesn’t make contact with her skin.”