Directed, co-written, and co-choreographed by Chun-Ku Lu, this sequel ups everything from the first movie. Yun Fei Yang (Norman Chui) has mastered the Silkworm Style and has taken a vacation with his love Lun Wan Er (Leanne Lau Suet-Wa) and is taking a break from the Wudang school. Yet old enemy Dugu Wu Di (Alex Man Chi-Leung) has returned, having mastered a new martial art called Fatal Skill that allows him to shoot laser beams. He starts to murder all of the students of Wudang just as an army of ninjas arrives from Japan, led by Mochitsuki (Chen Kuan-Tai), with the goal of destroying all Chinese martial artists. Mochitsuki uses the ultra-brutal Phantom Skill, which that controls the heart rate of his enemies, allowing hm to bear hug them and expands his chest to break their internal organs. That means that he can make people throw up their guts. Oh yeah, he can also blast laser beams out of his breasts. He can also make people just plain old explode in a big mess of blood and guts, too.

Finally, one of the students finds our hero and also introduces him to Li Bu Yi (Liu Yung), a fortune teller so deadly that he can blast toothpicks into his enemy’s eyes. There’s also a magic doctor Lai Yao Er (Phillip Ko Fei)., also known as Papa, and his enemy, Ghost Doctor Lan Xin Zu (Lo Lieh). That name proves to you how incredible this all is.

So yeah. Japanese Spider-Man versus evil Jedi versus ninja who can make people spit out their heart. I have no idea why I don’t just watch this movie instead of anything else.

You can download this from the Internet Archive.