The first film by Lung Yi-sheng, this is the tale of Yuan Fei the Flying Monkey (Chin Siu-ho), who takes on the challenge of finding a weapon that can defeat the Demon Lute, which has been made from the muscles of dinosaurs. In his journey, he meets swordswoman Feng Ling the Rainbow Sword (Kara Wai), the drunken Old Naughty and his scissors, the Woodcutter and his son Doraemon, called that because he carries around a Doraemon doll.

They will battle  The Long Limb Evil, a demon who has an arm that can keep growing; the One Eyed Dragon, who has a crazy spider eyepatch; Red-Haired Devil, who can attack with his afro and the demonic lute itself, which becomes a transparent hand with six fingers that keeps grabbing for our heroes before they use the only weapon can stop it, a bow that was jammed into the stone wall of a cave.

There’s a dog-pulled chariot, a rainbow sword, gigantic axes and wirework fights that are made for kids, all set to 80s guitar-driven music. There are some people online who have given this poor reviews and what kind of heartless creep to you have to be to watch something so perfect and judge it that way?

You can download this from the Internet Archive.