“The last surviving 728,000 copies of Blind Cop 1 were censored by the U.S. government. Each individual one was burned and buried in the Syracuse salt mines.”

After saving the city in the last movie, Blind Cop (George Fearing) is mourning the loss of his partner Mac (Steven Vogel). He knows that all sorts of military weapons are ending up in the hands of street gangs, but he only knows how to do things his way. His way means killing everything in his path. Yes, despite being blind, Blind Cop has powers beyond what we can imagine. He can fight anything. He can drive a car. He can get blind drunk and still not see. Blind Cop is the hero of the city, even if the city doesn’t understand and kicks him off the force.

Schmidty (Isaac McKinnon) is one of the few people who believes in him. He rescues him from literally getting pissed on by some goons and nurses him back to health. This involves giving Blind Cop his car and a place to sleep it off.

Blind Cop may also be related to Manny Cobretti with dialogue like this:

“You can’t just go around killing people, Blind Cop.” says the police chief.

“They’re not people, Chief. They’re criminals.” snarls Blind Cop.

This film has Blind Cop dispensing brutal justice to perps like Max Froglips, Frank the Male Hooker, Titan, Ulrich Von Kunst and no small amount of nameless and soon to be deceased henchmen. You know how Revenge of the Ninja has Don Shanks as a Native American bad guy in the middle of a gang that has more diversity as the Village People? Yeah, this has that. It feels like when you’d play a Double Dragon clone like Bad Dudes and I mean that as the highest compliment that I can give. It’s hard to make a movie that’s like something Cannon would put out and have the parody not be so dumb or in the way of the action. Somehow, Blind Cop 2 pulls it off.

Director Alec Bonk wrote this along with McKinnon and Augustin Huffman. They must have watched as many movies that were left in the action section of their local video store on a Saturday night as I did. That Vietnam flashback feels earned, baby.

You can learn more on the official site.

You can watch this and so many of the films at CFF by buying a pass on their website. I’ll be posting reviews and articles over the next few days, as well as updating my Letterboxd list of watches.