You may know this movie as Thunderbolt Angels but I saw it as Ninja Powerforce, which sounds like the kind of dumb genre classification some neckbeard that slavishly masturbates over Decibel would give to a band that nine people have listened to.

This is yet another Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho — which may be the same person depending on who you read — ninja movie made from two movies, this time that the same footage of Richard Harrison dressed as a yellow ninja with a red headband that says “ninja” that was for one movie and ended up in so many films and a Cheung Chi-Chiu movie The Return. That movie is about gangsters who grow up and one trying to go straight. The ninjas work their way into that movie and unlike the stealth experts they are meant to be, they just barge right through the narrative.

Within the movie stolen for this, Frankie is a gangster who kills a friend named Albert and does the time. When he gets out, his old friend Matthew has gone legit and also married his woman Mandy. He also finds a world where Albert’s wife has to become a sex worker to pay for their child after his death. The actual movie is pretty good, but it’s really odd when everyone suddenly develops ninja connections that exist only in thee dubbed dialogue for Ninja Powerforce because otherwise this movie goes ninja free for long stretches.

There’s a lot of dialogue about chivalry to the point that every mention of the word would start to make me laugh. This is something you’d never have in your life if it wasn’t for these ninja films.

The music in this one also goes a bit off script, with Windham Hill artist Mark Isham’s “Many Chinas” and “On the Threshold of Liberty;” Romanelli’s “Connecting Flight;” “Six Pianos” by American minimalist composer Steve Reich; Jean-Michael Jarre’s “Second Rendez-Vouz;” The Alan Parsons Project’s “Psychobabble,” “Silence and I,” “Children of the Moon,” Mammagamma” and “Sirius;” OMD’s “Electricity;” Clan of Xymox’s “Masquerade” and Mark Knopler’s “Going Home (Theme of the Local Hero).”

You can watch this on Tubi.