ATTACK OF THE KAIJU DAY: Monster from the Ocean Floor (1954)

The first film produced by Roger Corman, directed by Wyott Ordung and written by Bill Danch, making it a notable entry in cult cinema history. It was like remade as Sharktopus. Corman is all about being green.

Julie Blair (Anne Kimbell), an American artist on vacation in Mexico, meets marine biologist Steve Dunning (Stuart Wade), who dismisses the sea monster until she provides a tissue sample from an oceanic amoeba, prompting him to attack it in his submarine. 

In fact, that sub was a real one and used for free. That’s why the credit Submarine built by Aerojet General shows up.

There’s a moment in this where the scientists talk about pterodactylus, and Steve says he found an actual egg at one point. This is glossed over, and you may react as I did: Why are we here looking for an amoeba when there are actual dinosaurs alive and in the world?

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK LEGENDS OF HORROR: The Island Monster (1954)

Il mostro dell’isola (The Monster of the Island) brought Boris Karloff to Cinecitta Studios to play Don Gaetano, who may speak softly but is also the leader of a gang of black market thieves and drug dealers who have kidnapped Fiorella (Patrizia Remiddi), the daughter of Detective Mario Andreani (Renato Vicario), who has come from America to Ischia, a small island off the Italian coast. Yes, that same undercover man’s wife, Giulia (Jole Fierro), has come along as well, jealous over her man and putting everyone in danger.

If his wife had stayed home, Mario would be romancing Gloria D’Auro (Franca Marzi), a member of the gang who sings at a nightclub. Don Gaetano may seem like a kindly man who runs a home for sick children, but he has no worries about straight-up kidnapping the little girl, even if she’s dubbed by an adult and it sounds like she’s related to Bob from The House by the Cemetery. For some reason—a lack of synced sound—Karloff is also dubbed, and it’s the most low-level impression of him ever.

Director Roberto Bianchi Montero would go on to make Una donna per 7 bastardi and The Slasher…Is the Sex Maniac!, as well as Caligula’s Hot NightsSavana: Violenza carnale and Le notti segrete di Lucrezia Borgia. He wrote it with Carlo Lombardo and Alberto Vecchietti. There’s no monster, but you already figured that out.

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Target Earth (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Target Earth was on Chiller Theater on Saturday, February 29 and Saturday, August 8, 1964 at 4:00 p.m. and Saturday, September 14, 1968 at 11:20 p.m.

An army of alien soldiers has landed on Earth, and a small group of humans, including Nora King (Kathleen Crowley), who just attempted suicide, is all that’s left in a city. She trips over a dead body and meets Frank Brooks (Richard Denning), a man who has just survived a robbery. They join up with two partiers, Jim Wilson (Richard Reeves) and Vicki Harris (Virginia Grey), as well as Charles Otis (Mort Marshall), who tells them that all power has been stopped, and even cars won’t stop. Charles freaks out after learning of the aliens and runs into the street, getting blasted by some kind of death ray.

Just when it seems like all hope is lost, a twist in the plot unfolds. The human race, it turns out, is its own worst enemy. A killer named Davis, played by Robert Roark, whose dentist father was a producer on this, ends up murdering Vicky before Jim takes him down. As the aliens launch their final attack, a Shaun of the Dead-style moment occurs. The army arrives at the last minute with a sonic weapon. American firepower to the rescue.

A one-week wonder shot with no permits on the streets of Los Angeles in the early morning, this was based on “Deadly City” by Paul W. Fairman. We hear about a robot army but only see one, which was played by bartender Steve Calvert, the gorilla from Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla and Bride of the Gorilla

Director Sherman A. Rose was mainly an editor. The film was written by William Raynor (whose career stretches back to the 1950s, from Snow Dog to Dukes of Hazzard), and by American-International Pictures’ James H. Nicholson and Wyott Ordung, who also wrote Robot Monster

You can watch this on Tubi.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Gorilla At Large (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Gorilla at Large was on Chiller Theater on Friday, July 6, 1982 at 8:00 p.m. and Saturday, August 28, 1982 at 2:00 a.m. in 3D.

Cameron Mitchell, Anne Bancroft, Lee J. Cobb, Raymond Burr, Lee Marvin and Warren Stevens. What a cast! Throw in George Barrows as Goliath, the titular gorilla and man, we have a movie. Wait — it’s in 3D? How much do you want to give us, Panoramic Productions?

The carnival has come to town and its big selling point is watching the giant gorilla Goliath get cock teased by Laverne, a trapeze artist (Bancroft). Yet the owner, Cyrus Miller (Burr) thinks the act is growing old. So carnival barker Joey (Cameron Mitchell) puts on a gorilla costume and they change it up, with a new ending where the beast really does get the girl. This upsets Goliath’s trainer Kovacs (Peter Whitney) and Joey’s fiance Audrey (Charlotte Austin), who doesn’t want him near another woman.

Of course, murders ensue, a hall of mirrors and a rollercoaster make for amazing set pieces and the ending is a genuine surprise. When this aired on TV in the 80s, the giveaway glasses smelled like bananas, which is what I want all movies to have the whiff of.

RE/SEARCH Incredibly Strange Films: Garden of Eden (1954)

Made at the Lake Como Family Nudist Resort in Lutz, Florida, this is all about J. Randolph Latimore (R. G. Armstrong), his daughter-in-law Susan (Jamie O’Hara) and his granddaughter (Karen Sue Trent) coming to terms with the death of his son and her falling in love with Johnny Patterson (Mickey Knox) as well as the elder man coming to grips with the growing need for people to be nude in public.

While this film seems silly today, it was part of a court case, Excelsior Pictures vs. New York Board of Regents. The New York State Court of Appeals ruled that onscreen nudity was not obscene and this movie is why others can depict nakedness on screen. Everyone in this is a nudist by the end. In movies like this, if you had a nude woman appear at a nudist camp, it was legal. Anywhere else she was naked, it wasn’t. That’s why there were so many of these films.

Director and co-writer Max Nosseck always seemed to make exploitation in the U.S. like Dillinger — starring Lawrence Tierney and written by William Castle and Philip Yordan — as well as Girls Under 21. Then again, he also made The Return of Rin Tin Tin.

Nudist camp movies may seem goofy and perhaps even boring today. When this debuted in Tampa, a 20 year old woman wasn’t allowed in to see it, as she was too young. She was in the movie, so she was old enough to be nude at a camp.

You can watch this on the Internet Archive.

RE/SEARCH Incredibly Strange Films: Jail Bait (1954)

Also known as Hidden Face, this Ed Wood movie is about Don Gregor (Clancy Malone, director Ed Wood’s grocery delivery person), the rich son of plastic surgeon Dr. Boris Gregor (Herbert Rawlinson). Instead of following his father into medicine, he’s a henchman of gangster Vic Brady (Timothy Farrell) and constantly getting into trouble with the law. A job gone wrong ends with them killing an old woman and Don telling his father that he wants to turn himself in to the police. Vic doesn’t allow that to happen, killing him and forcing Dr. Gregor to perform plastic surgery so that he can stay ahead of the police.

I’ve made this sound like a normal movie but no, it’s always night no matter what and the soundtrack from Mesa of Lost Women plays constantly over everything, never stopping. You may think that Rawlinson’s part should be played by Bela Lugosi. In a similar tragedy to that actor, Rawlinson died the day after filming was done. You may notice he isn’t breathing well. He had terminal lung cancer.

The nightclub scene is unique in every print. Wood had intended it to be a striptease scene, but the producers replaced it with a performance by minstrel act Cotton Watts, one of the last performers in the genre. This is taken from another movie, Yes Sir, Mr. Bones.

This is also the first movie for Steve Reeves and other than Athena, the only film in which his real voice is heard.

You can watch this on YouTube.

MILL CREEK SCI-FI CLASSICS: The Snow Creature (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: I know this ran during Chiller Theater month. Maybe this is why I need more people to write for the site. Maybe you should volunteer, right?

Dr. Frank Parrish (Paul Langton) is collecting botanical samples in the Himalayas when the wife of his guide Subra (Teru Shimada) is kidnapped. The guide takes over and forces the entire group to find his wife who he claims has been taken by a Yeti. Parrish and photographer Peter Wells (Leslie Denison) plan on working together to stop Subra but they soon learn that the creature is real.

By the end of the story, Parrish and Wells have succeeded in bringing the Yeti back to what we call civilization, only for it to escape into the sewers and get killed by one of the men hunting it. Way to go, humans.

The Yeti is played by Lock Martin, who also played a Martian in the original Invaders from Mars and Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Director W. Lee Wilder is the brother of Billy and also made The OmegansPhantom from Space and Killers from Space. His son Myles wrote the story.

You can watch this on Tubi.

MILL CREEK SCI-FI CLASSICS: Killers from Space (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Apologies. I know this was just part of Chiller Theater month but it’s also on the Mill Creek box set I’m writing about.

W. Lee Wilder and Planet Teleplays were just cranking out science fiction movies in the 50s and we’re all the better for it today.

Dr. Douglas Martin (Peter Graves) is a scientist studying nuclear blasts at Soledad Flats. As he flies over the area, his plane crashes and he wakes up healed yet with a large scar on his chest. He starts acting so weird that the FBI gets called in. Once he’s given truth serum, he lets it be known that he’s being controlled by aliens from Astron Delta under the command of The Tala.

These aliens have some wild plans that involve mutant lizards and bugs that will wipe out the people of Earth. Using a slide rule, Martin figures out that if he can shut down Soledad Flats for ten seconds, he’ll overload the alien base and kill all of them. You know how good U.S. military men are at that and yes, he blows them up real good.

UFO skeptic Dr. Aaron Sakulich thinks that many alien abduction stories contain the same elements, such as medical testing, strange scars, memory being erased, aliens with giant eyes and the feeling of being kind controlled. He feels that the initial articles about UFOs and abductions were influenced by this movie and that they entered the collective unconsciousness. Fiction influencing reality or the subconscious.

As for those big eyes, they’re egg cartons.

In 2002, this movie was redubbed by director Doug Miles and writer Tex Hauser as Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. The plot of that movie is about alien invaders that have a machine that can turn people gay and Operation Manhole, a government project that will lure gay people to one location and drop a bomb on them. The tagline: “They came from outer space… and they’re fabulous!”

You can watch the original movie on Tubi.

MILL CREEK SCI-FI CLASSICS: Crash of the Moons (1954)

Hollingsworth Morse went from the casting department at Paramount Pictures to serving under director George Stevens in the U.S. Army Signal Corps. He saw plenty of Europe and helped capture footage of the Battle of Normandy and other significant events of World War II. When he came back to the U.S., he directed plenty of TV, starting with Sky King and ending with The Fall Guy. Along the way, he also made fifty episodes of The Lone Ranger, seventeen of The Dukes of Hazzard, forty six of McHale’s Navy, seventeen of H. R. Pufnstuf and the movie, the “Mystery Island” parts of Skatebirds and Daughters of Satan.

Unlike so many shows of early television, Rocky Jones, Space Ranger was filmed instead of being aired live. That’s why the series has survived and could be edited into movies such as Beyond the Moon, Duel in Space, Forbidden Moon, Gypsy Moon, The Magnetic Moon, Manhunt in Space, Menace from Outer Space, Renegade Satellite and Robot of Regalio.

This is the last time that Rocky (Richard Crane) would be up against his enemy Queen Cleolanta (Patsy Parsons). She stands in the path of him evacuating the planet of Ophecius before a moon destroys everything. She even tries to stay before her assistant makes her leave. Then, she watches as her home is destroyed before apologizing to Rocky and his crew, which includes Venna Ray (Sally Mansfield), Winky (Scotty Beckett), Prof. Newton (Maurice Cass), Bobby (Robert Lyden) and their leader Secretary Drake (Charles Meredith).

After this chapter ended, Cass died of a heart attack and Professor Newton was replaced by Professor Mayberry (Reginald Sheffield). Winky was also changed, as Beckett was arrested after a gunfight with the police and Juliandra, Suzerain of Herculon (Ann Robinson) was picked as the new villainess for the last set of stories.

Don’t have the box set? You can watch this on YouTube.

CHILLER THEATER MONTH: Killers from Space (1954)

EDITOR’S NOTE: Killers from Space was first on Chiller Theater on Sunday, December 15, 1963 at 11:10 p.m. It aired six more times on June 5, 1965; November 27, 1965; February 11, 1967; April 12, 1969; May 2, 1970 and July 3, 1971.

W. Lee Wilder and Planet Teleplays were just cranking out science fiction movies in the 50s and we’re all the better for it today.

Dr. Douglas Martin (Peter Graves) is a scientist studying nuclear blasts at Soledad Flats. As he flies over the area, his plane crashes and he wakes up healed yet with a large scar on his chest. He starts acting so weird that the FBI gets called in. Once he’s given truth serum, he lets it be known that he’s being controlled by aliens from Astron Delta under the command of The Tala.

These aliens have some wild plans that involve mutant lizards and bugs that will wipe out the people of Earth. Using a slide rule, Martin figures out that if he can shut down Soledad Flats for ten seconds, he’ll overload the alien base and kill all of them. You know how good U.S. military men are at that and yes, he blows them up real good.

UFO skeptic Dr. Aaron Sakulich thinks that many alien abduction stories contain the same elements, such as medical testing, strange scars, memory being erased, aliens with giant eyes and the feeling of being kind controlled. He feels that the initial articles about UFOs and abductions were influenced by this movie and that they entered the collective unconsciousness. Fiction influencing reality or the subconscious.

As for those big eyes, they’re egg cartons.

In 2002, this movie was redubbed by director Doug Miles and writer Tex Hauser as Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. The plot of that movie is about alien invaders that have a machine that can turn people gay and Operation Manhole, a government project that will lure gay people to one location and drop a bomb on them. The tagline: “They came from outer space… and they’re fabulous!”

You can watch the original movie on Tubi.