Also known as Kitty Can’t Do It, this was directed by Peter Locke, who also produced The Hills Have Eyes and directed It Happened in Hollywood. It was written by Paul Ross (who also wrote Journey Into the Beyond and Beyond Evil) and Michael Blank, and edited by Rick Jackson and Wes Craven, with second-unit direction by John “Bud” Cardos. It tries to be a nurse’s cycle movie, but reminds you how good the people who made the great ones are, like Stephanie Rothman.

Kitty, as you can expect from the alternate title, is the heroine, and she’s played by Kitty Carl. Speaking of better female-cast movies, she was also in The Centerfold Girls. All of Kitty’s friends are getting laid while she’s still a virgin,  perhaps because of her overbearing mother (Fay DeWitt). Those friends try to get their men to sleep with Kitty, but it never works out.

One of those men, MacGregor (Jack DeLeon), is seething into lusty rapist territory by the end, which gives us our chase scene. Otherwise, this is worth watching for the female cast, which includes I’m With the Band author Pamela Des Barres as Vickii, Lisa Ferringer from Coffy as Cindy, Marcie Barkin from Fade to Black, Janus Blythe from Eaten Alive and The Hills Have Eyes as a waitress and Uschi Digard as “Lady in Hotel Room.” She’s barely in it, but she’s what you will remember.

Do you know how much I love you, dear reader? I actually bought this to watch, and luckily Wide World Movie also threw in a triple pack of Invasion of the Bee Girls, 2069 A Sexy Odyssey, and Dr. Dildo’s Secret, all of which I would recommend over this. It’s not even Starhops, which is saying something.