“Kids (and adults!) love this humor filled, information packed DVD. Watch as Buddy Davis and the high energy Creation Adventure Team reveal the wonders of the six days of creation with the help of Proto the animatronic robot, and Ivan Idea’s hilarious “Bubble Gum Cam”. Kids will understand that the universe is the work of God, not chance and millions of years. It all makes sense when you look through biblical glasses!”

From a submarine deep underwater to an airplane high above the Earth, Buddy and his team say they’re out exploring but they’re really here to help Christian children own their secular teachers, thanks to Biblical Reality Glasses — They Live did not go far enough — and the kind of editing choices that I wish ended in the early 2000s, like repeated lines ala Max Headroom (OK, they’re ten at least years out of date in this). Catch catch catch the wave.

I am legally bound to tell you this line: “The Creation Adventure Team features real-life dinosaur expert and recording artist Buddy Davis. He has dug up Duckbill dinosaur fossils in Alaska and recorded several Christian music albums, but Buddy is probably best known for his life-sized dinosaur models. (Among these is a full-size T-Rex on display at the Answers in Genesis Creation Museum.)”

There are also some stern evolution-obsessed children in this, all asking the same easy-to-disprove concepts before being destroyed by this magical Christian child. I mean, she has an animatronic dinosaur on her side, so just shut the fuck up, other kids.

This has one ten-star review on IMDB: “Excellent Mixture of Bible & Dinosaurology. As someone who homeschools my children and prefers to keep them untainted by the insane ideals perpetrated by modern society, this was a wonderful way to introduce them to the wonders of Creationism. The school scenes were especially well done, where the girl convinces the mentally enslaved members of her class to accept the Divine Truth of mankind’s existence. Highly suggest this film for families who want to both entertain and educate their children.”

As a child who loved dinosaurs, I would have loved this. As a weird kid who read the Apocrypha at a very young age, I would have been violently angry and wanted to debate it with someone.

My cousin used to have her own ministry, and at one point, she told us that she had become such a prophet that all of her teeth turned gold. She would have loved this.

You can watch this on YouTube.