ATTACK OF THE KAIJU DAY: Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl (2022)

Jim Wynorski, working with writer Kent Roudebush, is still out there, making the kind of movies I’d stay up to 1 AM on a Friday for on Cinemax. Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl places Only Fans star Beverly Wood (Ivy Smith) being rude to her boyfriend and manager, Bradley (Eli Cirino) and assistant Fuschia (Christine Nguyen) when she isn’t getting naked on camera. But ah, when she meets Dr. Rhodes (Lisa London) — and of course, has the kind of male gaze softcore Sapphic romp you’d expect with her, but let’s just enjoy things and not obsess, right? — she starts to grow into a giantess.

Bradley and Fuschia have been plotting to get rid of Beverly, but now, this messes with their plans. And if Fuschia ends up becoming a giant, giving us a girl-on-girl catfight, we won’t complain. And we don’t.

This is pretty much a winner: the ladies are attractive (and yet fun and own their hotness), Becky LeBeau even shows up and sings two songs, the humor is corny, and the sets are actually pretty good. Sure, it’s an hour-long streaming Full Moon movie, but it made me wistful for the past, a day when this movie would have definitely played on Cinemax and Showtime, when it would be on the shelves at my mom and pop video store, and I would have been too young to rent it.

You can watch it on Tubi.

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